Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
  • #8,671
Artman said:
:rolleyes: Is she buying this yomamma?[/size] :rolleyes:

Hmm...another delivery truck just arrived:
Packing list 1 says: To Evo from Cronxeh; contents chocolate
Packing list 2: To Moonbear from Cronxeh; contents chocolate
Okay, Cronxeh, you're good to go for today. Here's your GOOBF card.

Packing list 3: too moonbear frmo yomamma; contents chcoolate
Okay, that looks legit. :biggrin:

Packing list 4: To Evo from Artman; contents Fauchon chocolate.
Ooh, nice touch there Artman.

Packing list 5: too evo frm yomamma; contents cohcolate
Yep, yomamma is in the clear for today. One GOOBF card for yomamma.

Any more boxes on that truck? No? Are you sure? :frown:

Nope, Artman, not buying it. You still have half a day to get that express, same-day delivery of chocolate here, and I might reconsider my position on that. :biggrin: o:)
 
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  • #8,672
Go Moonbear, already increasing our chocolate supply! :approve:

It's not like we're abusing our powers, our people love us and if they wish to express their gratitude for our hard work (and don't want to get accidently banned) who are we to stop them? o:)
 
  • #8,673
Moonbear said:
Any more boxes on that truck? No? Are you sure? :frown:

Nope, Artman, not buying it. You still have half a day to get that express, same-day delivery of chocolate here, and I might reconsider my position on that. :biggrin: o:)
Wait a minute...I'm positive that I sent that order...

Hmmmm...Quick, smell the delivery man's breath! Does it smell like very expensive Fauchon Chocolate (or just tunafish salad)? Because I distinctly remember ordering two cases of Fauchon chocolates (each) for our lovely mentors.
 
  • #8,674
Yes see, right here on the order tracking for item: #2456798765324-000 says the order was held up for an hour and a half in Newark NJ. Now really, what else could he possibly be doing in Newark NJ other than eating my expensive chocolate?
 
  • #8,675
Artman! you called the caca-lot. not choco-lot! you sent them 1000 pounds of crap! you've started a new GD
 
  • #8,676
*walks up to deliver packages chocolate-smiled*

Alright, I have a delivery here for *licks lips* a Mo-

what? no I didn't eat your chocolate how dare you accuse me of such an act!
 
  • #8,677
Well, you still have 2 1/2 hours before the day ends to get them to rush a replacement order. :biggrin:
 
  • #8,678
rocketboy said:
*walks up to deliver packages chocolate-smiled*

Alright, I have a delivery here for *licks lips* a Mo-

what? no I didn't eat your chocolate how dare you accuse me of such an act!
I am definitely complaining to the "Rocket Express Company," for this...this...breach of...of...breach of chocolate!


In the meantime, I have to find a different delivery companyto give my replacement order to.

Get your delivery there quick as a rocket indeed.

Let's see...
<checking the yellow pages for a delivery company that looks reputatable because when you ship something somewhere you expect it to get somewhere.

Hmmmm...Hey Rocketboy, I would like to ship Franzbear somewhere via your service. :biggrin:

Moonbear, the chocolates are on their way. I sent them this time via "SOSExpress" that sounds like a reputable company, right? :biggrin:
 
  • #8,679
*ding dong*

Who could be ringing this late? *peeks through peephole* Someone in a delivery uniform. Hmm...ooh, maybe they got me a male stripper as a welcome to mentorhood gift. :!)

Oh, no, it's really a delivery person. Ooh, it IS for me. A double order of Fauchon chocolates from Artman! Just in the nick of time! :approve:

Okay, here's your GOOBF card. Remember, the daily ones expire at 8 AM the next day (that's when our regular deliveries arrive). :biggrin:
 
  • #8,680
first its chocolate.. then its favors of secksual nature

I think I'm losing it..
http://carboninside.com/alien.gif
 
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  • #8,681
moonbear...? *brandished danger's credit card* how many truckloads? I'm thinkin'...15 more GOOBF cards..
 
  • #8,682
cronxeh said:
I think I'm losing it..
http://carboninside.com/alien.gif
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I think you lost it! :smile:

yomamma said:
moonbear...? *brandished danger's credit card* how many truckloads? I'm thinkin'...15 more GOOBF cards..
We can only give out one per day. Hmm...but that's not going to maximize our chocolate supply. Oh, I know, we'll only give the GOOBF card to the highest bidder! :biggrin:
 
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  • #8,683
cronxeh said:
first its chocolate.. then its favors of secksual nature

I think I'm losing it..
http://carboninside.com/alien.gif
[/URL]

The dancing green guy is cool.
:smile: :smile: :smile:
 
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  • #8,684
Ahh Artman 3 more posts outside of GD and you can enjoy the evil streak :devil:
 
  • #8,685
What a change for you cronxeh, to go from the devil to the caduceus!
 
  • #8,686
*blush*

ahh gee I thought you won't notice :biggrin:

http://carboninside.com/cadeceus.gif
 
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  • #8,687
why do vertical bars look kind of purple on my screen |||?
 
  • #8,688
They do that to let you know it's time to stop trying to kill the thread for the night and get some sleep. :biggrin:

Check your color settings?
 
  • #8,689
:O your sig looks purple too! :rolleyes:
 
  • #8,690
That means I'm the one who needs some sleep. Turn off the light after you tuck in Franzbear.
 
  • #8,691
When it absolutely, positively must be there overnight, don't use Rocket Express! :smile:
 
  • #8,692
I'll come back from school to kill this thread :devil:
 
  • #8,693
Rocket Express jingle:

If you have a package
You are sending on its way.
Don't expect it to arrive
In less than 30 days.

From Newark in New Jersey
From sea to shining sea
We'll munch your chocolate candy
That much we guarantee.

So if you have a package
and you want it sent real fast,
You might as well just take it and
stick it up your...
...Rocket Express! :-p
 
  • #8,694
Well, as soon as they figure out their targetting system and stop blowing up the packages when their rockets explode, they might be able to cut that time down a bit. Have they come to pick up Franzbear yet?
 
  • #8,695
Moonbear said:
Have they come to pick up Franzbear yet?
No they haven't. I guess I ought to move him downstairs though so he'll be all ready to go when they get here. He's kind of heavy.

<Begins to push towards the stair>

<Huelp Iuy cont brueath!>[/size]

Yeah Franzbear, I am going to give you a heave.

<Nuow! Ouy Sud, Huelp Iuy cont brueath!>[/size]

Yeah, soon you're going to leave. Uuuuh! There we go, we're at teh stairs, now just...one...more...good...Push![/size]

Thump![/size] Thumpity! Thump, thump, thumpity, thump [/size]Thump![/size] Thump![/size] Thump![/size]
Bang![/size]Bump![/size]Thumpity! Thump, thump, thumpity, thump [/size]Thumpity! Thump, thump, thumpity, thump [/size]Thumpity! Thump, thump, thumpity, thump [/size]Thump![/size]Thump![/size]
 
  • #8,696
There now. Only five more flights of stairs to go. :biggrin: :devil:
 
  • #8,697
Oh, let me help you with that heavy package. There's an elevator over here.

The doors are already open. Okay, on the count of three...1, 2, 3...PUSH!
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THUNK![/size]

:redface: Oops, I think that was the new shaft that doesn't have the elevator installed in it yet. We probably shouldn't have just pushed past all those yellows signs and tape.
 
  • #8,698
Artman said:
Rocket Express jingle:

If you have a package
You are sending on its way.
Don't expect it to arrive
In less than 30 days.

From Newark in New Jersey
From sea to shining sea
We'll munch your chocolate candy
That much we guarantee.

So if you have a package
and you want it sent real fast,
You might as well just take it and
stick it up your...
...Rocket Express! :-p

Hey, I hear the rocket jingle...must be a delivery waiting to be picked up.

*ding dong!*

Hello, I'm here to pick up a delivery?

The mining shaft out back? I see, you have to keep that chocolate cool naturally...

hmm... there isn't an elevator installed yet, how do I get down to get the package...I'll just blast it back up to the surface.

*throws down TNT*

KABOOM!

*sees package soaring rush up through the shaft and into the sky*

well, wherever it goes it's getting there on record time.
 
  • #8,699
rocketboy said:
well, wherever it goes it's getting there on record time.
:smile: When it absolutely, positively has to get somewhere overnight. :smile:
 
  • #8,700
rocketboy said:
Hey, I hear the rocket jingle...must be a delivery waiting to be picked up.

*ding dong!*

Hello, I'm here to pick up a delivery?

The mining shaft out back? I see, you have to keep that chocolate cool naturally...

hmm... there isn't an elevator installed yet, how do I get down to get the package...I'll just blast it back up to the surface.

*throws down TNT*

KABOOM!

*sees package soaring rush up through the shaft and into the sky*

well, wherever it goes it's getting there on record time.
I'm not paying extra for the overnight delivery.