Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
  • #2,001
Moonbear said:
Here's an ice pop to suck on.
Ice pop? Sounds like the result of a skating accident.
 
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  • #2,002
Danger said:
Ice pop? Sounds like the result of a skating accident.

:smile: No, a popsicle...I don't know why I call them ice pops.
 
  • #2,003
Moonbear said:
:smile: No, a popsicle...I don't know why I call them ice pops.
I'm sure there's some deep philosophical reason that makes perfect sense to absolutely no one. :approve:
 
  • #2,004
Danger said:
I'm sure there's some deep philosophical reason that makes perfect sense to absolutely no one. :approve:

Could be. *slowly starts sucking on popsicle*
 
  • #2,005
If i kill this thread, can i get a cookie?

Fibonacci
 
  • #2,006
1 said:
If i kill this thread, can i get a cookie?

Fibonacci

Even better, if you don't kill the thread and promise to leave it to the experts, I'll give you two cookies. :biggrin: :-p
 
  • #2,007
Moonbear said:
Could be. *slowly starts sucking on popsicle*
Good; practise makes perfect. Meet me in the cancer clinic at midnight. :-p
 
  • #2,008
Danger said:
Good; practise makes perfect. Meet me in the cancer clinic at midnight. :-p

Mmmphh mmm phmmmph. *wipes chin*
 
  • #2,009
Moonbear said:
Mmmphh mmm phmmmph. *wipes chin*
In my humble estimation, you grow more alluring every day. :-p
 
  • #2,010
Danger said:
In my humble estimation, you grow more alluring every day. :-p

:blushing: :shy: :blushing: :wink:
 
  • #2,011
Changing the subject a bit. I've been under a lot of stress lately because my company was laying off a significant number of people in my division due to a recently announced merger. I was spared, but the guy in the office across from mine was not as lucky. :frown: He was so upset that he lost his eye. He has a glass eye and he took it out and forgot where he put it.
 
  • #2,012
I am going to have to leave pf in a month or so :cry:
 
  • #2,013
mattmns said:
I am going to have to leave pf in a month or so :cry:
What? WHY?
 
  • #2,014
I decided to stop being lazy. At my current pace I would not graduate until I was 22, 3 years from now (I would be a few classes short, and would have to wait to graduate for a whole year). So I decided that I will take 4 classes this summer, rather than 2, and then just take a real full-time load and finish 2 years from now. I will be student teaching in just over a year from now, scary thought!
 
  • #2,015
Moonbear said:
:blushing: :shy: :blushing: :wink:
I still think that you just coloured those little pink guys in with your lipstick so you'd look coy. You don't strike me as the blushing type.

Evo said:
He has a glass eye and he took it out and forgot where he put it.
The ex-from-hell just got hers hooked into the muscle so it moves with the other one. A lot easier to gaze into her face now, but not as amusing.

mattmns said:
I am going to have to leave pf in a month or so
Is this the result of a poll? I didn't get to vote!
 
  • #2,016
mattmns said:
I decided to stop being lazy. At my current pace I would not graduate until I was 22, 3 years from now (I would be a few classes short, and would have to wait to graduate for a whole year). So I decided that I will take 4 classes this summer, rather than 2, and then just take a real full-time load and finish 2 years from now. I will be student teaching in just over a year from now, scary thought!
That doesn't mean you can't post here any more! I like you! You still need to come here once in awhile. :cry:
 
  • #2,017
1 said:
If i kill this thread, can i get a cookie?

Fibonacci

This thread will not die. It may be imortal. However it is susceptable to execution. This has been flirted with several times. As the offical executioner I stand ready. Axe at hand waiting patiently for the writ of execution from Queen Evo.

Please Queen Evo, can it kill it! I want to kill.. kILL please let me hack it into little chucks and bury it in the bit bucket in the sky! PLULEEASE
 
  • #2,018
:smile: Danger.

True Evo, but I think it would be better if I stayed away. If I post a few times I will then want to post more, and more, and more... I will probably be back, just not for a while.
 
  • #2,019
Integral said:
This thread will not die. It may be imortal. However it is susceptable to execution. This has been flirted with several times. As the offical executioner I stand ready. Axe at hand waiting patiently for the writ of execution from Queen Evo.

Please Queen Evo, can it kill it! I want to kill.. kILL please let me hack it into little chucks and bury it in the bit bucket in the sky! PLULEEASE
Woah, BLOODLUST!

Soon my dear Integral...soon. Muwahahahahaha! :devil:
 
  • #2,020
Moonbear said:
Have we tried electrocuting the thread yet?
Isn't that the way Edison made his first bulb filament? Burned cotton? Never tried it with Kevlar... hmmmm...

mental note: next patent–bulletproof light bulbs...
 
  • #2,021
mattmns said:
True Evo, but I think it would be better if I stayed away. If I post a few times I will then want to post more, and more, and more... I will probably be back, just not for a while.
You must promise to return!

Good luck on your studies, I know you will do well!
 
  • #2,022
mattmns said:
:smile: Danger.
Okay, I'm pretty sure there's sarcasm in there somewhere...:rolleyes:

mattmns said:
If I post a few times I will then want to post more, and more, and more... I will probably be back, just not for a while.
Just type out every goofball thought that strolls through your brain, stash them on your hard drive, and set it up to randomly fire one into whatever thread is most active at the time. The way these things are going, nobody will even notice that it isn't really you. :biggrin:
 
  • #2,023
Danger said:
I still think that you just coloured those little pink guys in with your lipstick so you'd look coy. You don't strike me as the blushing type.

I do blush. It usually takes a lot, but with pale skin, you can't help but notice when I do, and then someone always points it out when that happens, and that embarrasses me more, and makes me blush redder.
 
  • #2,024
Integral said:
This thread will not die. It may be imortal. However it is susceptable to execution. This has been flirted with several times. As the offical executioner I stand ready. Axe at hand waiting patiently for the writ of execution from Queen Evo.

Please Queen Evo, can it kill it! I want to kill.. kILL please let me hack it into little chucks and bury it in the bit bucket in the sky! PLULEEASE

:cry: No, not my poor little thread!
 
  • #2,025
Yeah I bet I could come back 2 years from now and this thread will still be on top, it will probably have 40k+ posts by then.
 
  • #2,026
Moonbear said:
I do blush. It usually takes a lot
Normally I'd think that I just wasn't trying hard enough, but if the Canesten line didn't do it... I give up. :frown:
 
  • #2,027
mattmns said:
Yeah I bet I could come back 2 years from now and this thread will still be on top, it will probably have 40k+ posts by then.

:bugeye: You can't possibly consider staying away that long! :cry:
 
  • #2,028
We will see how things go. I am definitely going to be disconnecting my computer from the net this summer.
 
  • #2,029
Danger said:
Normally I'd think that I just wasn't trying hard enough, but if the Canesten line didn't do it... I give up. :frown:

:rolleyes: I don't blush over stuff like that. Usually it's when I do something really stupid and someone notices at the worst moment. Or when my friends take me out for my birthday and get the waitress to bring me cake with a candle in it, and then AFTER singing Happy Birthday and AFTER I blow out the candle, they realize they should have taken a picture and relight the candle and make me sit there while they take a picture. :rolleyes: (I don't like having such a fuss made over me.) :shy:
 
  • #2,030
mattmns said:
We will see how things go. I am definitely going to be disconnecting my computer from the net this summer.
Going cold turkey! :bugeye:

I should probably cut back. I've been working on a spreadsheet for the last 4 hours that I could have completed in 2 and I'm not even halfway through.
 
  • #2,031
Moonbear said:
:rolleyes: I don't blush over stuff like that.
I blush easily. :blushing:

My nose turns bright red when I drink red wine, so I don't drink it anymore.
 
  • #2,032
Evo said:
I've been working on a spreadsheet for the last 4 hours
Working on one?! Don't tell me you've gone pro! :eek:
 
  • #2,033
Evo said:
I blush easily. :blushing:

My nose turns bright red when I drink red wine, so I don't drink it anymore.

Ah well, we have a use for you on Christmas Eve.

Blinkin' Flip, it's almost daylight. I'd appreciate it if all members would refrain from posting until my dissertation is complete. Thank you.
 
  • #2,034
brewnog said:
I'd appreciate it if all members would refrain from posting until my dissertation is complete. Thank you.
Dissertation? You can get hanged for that! What branch of the Services are you in, anyhow?
 
  • #2,035
Danger said:
Working on one?! Don't tell me you've gone pro! :eek:
:confused:
 
  • #2,036
Evo said:
:confused:
Sorry. I just went back and reread your post. I didn't realize that 'spreadsheet' was one word. :redface:
 
  • #2,037
A reminder to everyone that this thread has gone off topic (again). I recommend someone kill it quickly.
 
  • #2,038
motai said:
A reminder to everyone that this thread has gone off topic (again). I recommend someone kill it quickly.
Yeah, yeah... patience already! I'm trying to bore it to death.
 
  • #2,039
Evo said:
I blush easily. :blushing:

My nose turns bright red when I drink red wine, so I don't drink it anymore.

Generally when drinking wine I make every effort to get it in my mouth. I suppose, after enough, I might, like you, miss and get some on my nose.



Can I kill it now?
 
  • #2,040
Integral said:
Generally when drinking wine I make every effort to get it in my mouth. I suppose, after enough, I might, like you, miss and get some on my nose.
Yeah, everyone tells me snorting it is wrong. :rolleyes: :wink:

Can I kill it now?
Patience my dear. We don't want the thread to know what's going happen. :devil:
 
  • #2,041
Integral said:
Can I kill it now?
Back of the line, Jack! You might have been here longer, but some of us with no actual lives have been putting in a lot more effort. (The accents alone should be worth extra points.) :biggrin:
 
  • #2,042
Danger said:
Back of the line, Jack! You might have been here longer, but some of us with no actual lives have been putting in a lot more effort. (The accents alone should be worth extra points.) :biggrin:
Ah come on... give me a break.. I don't hang around here much, and I have power.. it is burning a hole in my pocket... I MUST use it..

second thought.. rather then chopping the thread into little itty bitty posts I just might burn it.
 
  • #2,043
Moonbear said:
:cry: No, not my poor little thread!
LITTLE

Have you put your LITTLE baby on the scales recently? This monster is out of control, and growing faster all the time.

KILL IT... KILL IT NOW... before it overwhelms the whole site.

Today PF.. Tomorrow... ...
 
  • #2,044
Integral said:
I have power.. it is burning a hole in my pocket
That's not power burning a hole in your pocket. Quit staring at Evo's picture! :-p
 
  • #2,045
Danger said:
That's not power burning a hole in your pocket. Quit staring at Evo's picture! :-p
Who me? :blushing:

Why I am a happily married (there is the oxymoron to end all oxymorns) man I would never drool on Evo's picture. Besides, we have it all worked out, As soon as I complete my time machine I will go back 30 yrs (or was that 20?) meet up with Evo and we will each save ourselfs a first bad marriage. :approve: So there, you all back off, it is all arranged.
 
  • #2,046
Integral said:
As soon as I complete my time machine
Were you not one of the prime debunkers of time travel in PF? :-p
 
  • #2,047
Integral said:
Who me? :blushing:

Why I am a happily married (there is the oxymoron to end all oxymorns) man I would never drool on Evo's picture. Besides, we have it all worked out, As soon as I complete my time machine I will go back 30 yrs (or was that 20?) meet up with Evo and we will each save ourselfs a first bad marriage. :approve: So there, you all back off, it is all arranged.
Why Integral, you sly devil.
:devil:

You just can't execute little Franzbear (the name of this monster thread that happens to be the illegitimate love child of Moonbear and Franznietche)! He's too young to be executed.


Come on Franzbear. You come with me. No no, leave on the flammable PJ's. I'll bring the ether, the gasoline and the LOX and...What are those for? Those are for the camp fire on our hunting trip. Let's go. Okay, you can carry the matches, the propane lighter, the butane lighter, the sparkplug and capacitor apparatus, but don't drop them. o:)
 
  • #2,048
Danger said:
Were you not one of the prime debunkers of time travel in PF? :-p
Not if he can use it to get together with Evo. :biggrin:
 
  • #2,049
Integral said:
Besides, we have it all worked out, As soon as I complete my time machine I will go back 30 yrs (or was that 20?) meet up with Evo and we will each save ourselfs a first bad marriage. :approve: So there, you all back off, it is all arranged.
Yep, it's true.

I have our stock portfolio all ready! Should we plan on "inventing" Windows? :biggrin:
 
  • #2,050
So Nobody else here knew what a boojum is.
 

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