Yeah yeah, I can hear the lesson now:
cronxeh - Okay Moonbear let's get started.
Moonbear - But shouldn't we be in a car?
cronxeh - Nah, we'll start here on my couch.
Moonbear - If you say so cronxeh, you're so sweet to...<zip>...What are you doing?
cronxeh - Preparing the stick.
Moonbear - Why did you store the shifter there in that zippered holder? (edited this line because I noticed it sounded REALLY bad the way it was!)
cronxeh - To keep it warm. It works better if it's warm. Now you grab the stick.
Moonbear - Oh. I thought shifting would be hard, but not with you teaching me. It's not hard at all!
cronxeh - Uh...let's just get on with the lesson.
Moonbear - I thought the shift lever would be longer.
cronxeh - This is just a three speed.
Moonbear - I want to drive a big rig.
cronxeh - Look, do you want to learn or not?!
Moonbear - Yeah. I'm sorry.
cronxeh - Never mind. I'm not in the mood any more. The lesson is over. I'm putting the shifter away in it's case. <zip>. I'm going over to the cancer clinic and see if anyone over there wants to learn to drive a stick.
Or something like that. (Just kidding cronxeh and Moonbear.)