Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
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Hey! What's that supposed to mean!
 
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  • #2,792
Danger said:
SOS promised me a poofy hat just a couple of posts back.
Was I drinking green apple martinis? And did I say I'd love you in the morning by any chance?
 
  • #2,793
SOS2008 said:
I thought we were only giving capes and hats out to the male minions??

Right. I'm still working on his poofy hat. Do you think we should give them swords too, or should they have to provide their own?[/size] :wink:
 
  • #2,794
Danger said:
I reluctantly admit defeat. Where do I sign up? (Conditional upon the being-swooped-upon continuing after I work for you.)

Oh yeah... and access to the velvet rope.

Minions never admit defeat! You've just made the obvious choice. :approve: :biggrin: Of course the swooping will continue. That's our main training exercise; we do a lot of that. :approve:
 
  • #2,795
Huckleberry said:
Hey! What's that supposed to mean!

Um...it means as my first minion with the most seniority, you've just been promoted to captain as well. We'll have to measure you again to fit you with the gold-lined cape instead of the silver one. :-p
 
  • #2,796
Moonbear said:
Right. I'm still working on his poofy hat. Do you think we should give them swords too, or should they have to provide their own?[/size] :wink:
Definitely a sword--way better than a cod. :biggrin:
 
  • #2,797
SOS2008 said:
Definitely a sword--way better than a cod. :biggrin:

Cod? No floppy fish here!

Okay minions, you each will wear a well-honed sword of hard, forged steel. :biggrin: We'll need to take a few more measurements to ensure the sheaths are properly prepared for your swords.
 
  • #2,798
SOS2008 said:
Was I drinking green apple martinis? And did I say I'd love you in the morning by any chance?
Uhhh... :rolleyes: yes. And yes, most assuredly you did. I even wrote it down so you wouldn't forget. :smile: Have another martini.

Moonbear said:
you each will wear a well-honed sword of hard, forged steel.
Is a broadsword essential, or will you settle for an epee? :redface:
 
  • #2,799
Danger said:
Is a broadsword essential, or will you settle for an epee? :redface:

Sorry for the delay, I had to google "epee."

http://www.unh.edu/fencing/epee.html
The epee evolved in 19th century Europe as the premiere dueling weapon replacing its predecessor, the small sword...

The epee is a thrusting weapon only, so touches must be scored with the point.

Yes, that will be acceptable. :biggrin:
 
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Can I have a flamberge? Do they make sheaths for those or do they just hang from the belt? I can't wait to swoop with my flamberge.
Huck
 
  • #2,801
Moonbear said:
Yes, that will be acceptable. :biggrin:
(:blushing: :cool: :smile:)
We really need a smilie for 'profound relief'.
 
  • #2,802
Huckleberry said:
I can't wait to swoop with my flamberge.
Huck
That sounds a little perilous. :rolleyes:
 
  • #2,803
Hey wait, maybe I don't want a flamberge. The German word for it means flaming and the French word means flambouyant. :smile: You can't make this stuff up.

I need a swoopy sword. Maybe something like a scimitar.
Huck
 
  • #2,804
or you could just shower your enemies with ninja throwing stars
 
  • #2,805
Huckleberry said:
Hey wait, maybe I don't want a flamberge. The German word for it means flaming
I'm really glad you brought that up. It took more will-power than you realize for me to not mention it. :biggrin:
 
  • #2,806
It's alright Danger, don't hold back. If you see an opportunity like that go for it.
 
  • #2,807
Moonbear said:
Cod? No floppy fish here!

Okay minions, you each will wear a well-honed sword of hard, forged steel. :biggrin: We'll need to take a few more measurements to ensure the sheaths are properly prepared for your swords.
Yes, safe sword use is important, and regular shining too.
Danger said:
Uhhh... :rolleyes: yes. And yes, most assuredly you did. I even wrote it down so you wouldn't forget. :smile: Have another martini.
Uh-uh - I always say I'll still "respect" you in the morning. Busted!
Smurf said:
or you could just shower your enemies with ninja throwing stars
Or he could just not shower. :confused:
 
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Huckleberry said:
It's alright Danger, don't hold back. If you see an opportunity like that go for it.
I wasn't actually holding back through politeness; it was more laziness. I wanted to quote Smurf when he welcomed either you or Zygotic Embryo with a warning not to be 'too flaming'. I couldn't be bothered to try to find it.

SOS2008 said:
Yes, safe sword use is important, and regular shining too.
Are you, by any chance, the official sword polisher?


SOS2008 said:
Uh-uh - I always say I'll still "respect" you in the morning. Busted!
But you had a lot of martinis. On the other hand, so did I, so maybe I heard it wrong. :redface:
 
  • #2,809
Or he could just not shower.

Nah, that would make it too difficult to swoop unexpectedly. Plus I wouldn't want to get my cape any dirtier than I had to.

Huck
 
  • #2,810
Danger said:
Are you, by any chance, the official sword polisher?
I will need to check with Moonbear. You guys are making so many sword requests, I think we may need more female minions to help. We already need someone to take charge of the velvet rope. :eek:
Danger said:
But you had a lot of martinis. On the other hand, so did I, so maybe I heard it wrong. :redface:
That's okay. *pours another martini* Here's to swooping - whoohooo!
 
  • #2,811
Huckleberry said:
Nah, that would make it too difficult to swoop unexpectedly. Plus I wouldn't want to get my cape any dirtier than I had to.

Huck
Good thinking--they'd smell him a mile away. Don't worry about your cape. We have a laundromat--because sometimes we must do some dirty work. :devil:
 
  • #2,812
Danger said:
Are you, by any chance, the official sword polisher?

As admiral here, I hand out the sword polishing duties!

*paces back and forth in front of the minions* Now, everyone line up for the white glove inspection! *begins examining swords, looks closely* Now, hold those swords at attention! Hmmm...this one doesn't look polished enough. *rubs sword* See how much better it looks when properly polished? Now, take note minions, you're not going to get the best shine if you're rubbing the sword while it's still dry. A little spit polishing goes a long way. *licks sword and rubs it* See?
*continues pacing in front of the troops*
And remember you also need to properly care for the sheath for the sword. They need to be properly conditioned so they don't dry out. If you attempt to put your sword into a dry sheath, you run a great risk of injury to you and your sword.
 
  • #2,813
ah for crying out loud.. go to sleep
 
  • #2,814
SOS2008 said:
We have a laundromat--because sometimes we must do some dirty work. :devil:
Maybe you should hand out medals at every opportunity as well, just to help unbalance the load. :biggrin:
 
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Moonbear said:
A little spit polishing goes a long way. *licks sword and rubs it* See?
:redface: <raises hand timidly> Admiral, Ma'am, Sir? What if it goes off by accident? Someone could lose an eye. :blushing:
 
  • #2,816
Moonbear said:
As admiral here, I hand out the sword polishing duties!

*paces back and forth in front of the minions* Now, everyone line up for the white glove inspection! *begins examining swords, looks closely* Now, hold those swords at attention! Hmmm...this one doesn't look polished enough. *rubs sword* See how much better it looks when properly polished? Now, take note minions, you're not going to get the best shine if you're rubbing the sword while it's still dry. A little spit polishing goes a long way. *licks sword and rubs it* See?
*continues pacing in front of the troops*
And remember you also need to properly care for the sheath for the sword. They need to be properly conditioned so they don't dry out. If you attempt to put your sword into a dry sheath, you run a great risk of injury to you and your sword.
:smile: *clears throat* Yes admiral, the spit shine is helpful.
 
  • #2,817
Danger said:
Maybe you should hand out medals at every opportunity as well, just to help unbalance the load. :biggrin:

Good idea, though sometimes it's just easier to...oh dear...I was about to say break a few ball bearings in the washer motor, but that sounds all wrong. :rolleyes: :bugeye: Yeah, I think we'll stick with awarding lots of medals. Medals pinned to the capes will look really snazzy. :biggrin: SOS, you're in charge of recommending minions for medals. But first, I'll award you with this medal of valor for going above and beyond the call of duty keeping the minion's uniforms clean. Oh, and another medal is in order for doing all those uniform measurements in the constant presence of Danger. :biggrin:
 
  • #2,818
well.. some of us got to be in class in 7 hours.. and i have yet to fall aslee...zzzzz
 
  • #2,819
Danger said:
:redface: <raises hand timidly> Admiral, Ma'am, Sir? What if it goes off by accident? Someone could lose an eye. :blushing:

You, blushing?! :rolleyes:

Oh, right, when you're displaying or using your swords for purely ceremonial purposes or during practice sessions, remember to use the safety tips. They just slide on like this. *demonstrates proper use of safety tips on swords*

SOS2008 said:
*clears throat* Yes admiral, the spit shine is helpful.

Good job! I believe that deserves yet another medal.
 
  • #2,820
Moonbear said:
Oh, and another medal is in order for doing all those uniform measurements in the constant presence of Danger. :biggrin:
Just making sure she didn't dawdle over her work. There were some suspiciously long inseam measurements going on, and I noticed that she didn't have her tape with her.