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The discussion revolves around sharing unusual and funny news stories. One highlighted case involves artist Peter Doig, who is being sued for $5 million by a man claiming a painting is his, despite Doig's insistence that he did not create it. Another story features inmates in Texas who broke out of their cell to save an unconscious guard, raising questions about their behavior. Additionally, a couple of dogs in the UK were caught damaging cars, leading to their eventual capture and a search for adoptive homes. The thread showcases a variety of bizarre incidents, emphasizing the oddities found in everyday news.
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Borg said:
One of your emergency calls?
Not this time. :smile:
 
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mfb said:
I remember reading of someone who was charged with doing 40mph in a 30mph limit. The police said they'd noticed his speed, followed him for a while to ascertain that he was maintaining 40, then stopped him. He got off the charge by pointing out that given the times and places they reported first seeing him and stopping him he'd have to have been doing at least 120 the whole way...
 
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Ibix said:
He got off the charge by pointing out that given the times and places they reported first seeing him and stopping him he'd have to have been doing at least 120 the whole way...
To drop the issue on the photo below (198km/h) took an official paper from the manufacturer about the top speed (in mint shape it's around 120km/h) of that decently rusted piece of old hardware.
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On the other hand, one such photo definitely makes a selling point o0)
 
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Rive said:
To drop the issue on the photo below (198km/h) took an official paper from the manufacturer about the top speed (in mint shape it's around 120km/h) of that decently rusted piece of old hardware.
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On the other hand, one such photo definitely makes a selling point o0)
I used to have a van like that. The cops stopped me a couple of times. I guess it reminds them of the Cheech and Chong van.
 
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Erling Haaland statue stolen after complaints it doesn’t look like him​

The three-meter-high effigy was built on the trunk of a century-old tree and they suspect that a man with a crane pulled it out at night.
https://en.as.com/soccer/erling-haaland-statue-stolen-after-complaints-it-doesnt-look-like-him-n/

The title of the story on Eurosport was:

Statue Of Erling Haaland Stolen: "Some Complained That It Is Too Ugly"​

https://www.eurosport.de/fussball/p...-dass-sie-zu-hasslich-_sto9101496/story.shtml
 
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fresh_42 said:

Queen did not want ‘long, boring’ funeral, says former archbishop of York​

Fortunately, she no longer has to sit through endless hours of boring drivel almost every day, and call it "service".
 
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Borg said:
This is pretty much a Darwin Award.
Are the "DAs" still politically correct?
 
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Bystander said:
Are the "DAs" still politically correct?
I think so, unless there was a memo that I missed.
 
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berkeman said:
I think so, unless there was a memo that I missed.
Just haven't noticed many nominations recently...been a couple rather obvious (to me) candidates that I've passed up.
 
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Bystander said:
Just haven't noticed many nominations recently...been a couple rather obvious (to me) candidates that I've passed up.

Do share please! The DAs are mainly to help us more rational folks avoid the pitfalls of poor judgement, IMO.
 
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BillTre said:
That color is often used to 'green screen" out what ever is green with modern video editing programs. Maybe its for some video trick.
Given the intelligence of the average thief, they probably thought that it would make them invisible.
 
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Just seen a notice about a power outage canceled due malfunction o_O
 
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berkeman said:
Do share please! The DAs are mainly to help us more rational folks avoid the pitfalls of poor judgement, IMO.
My impression is that they are more in the nature of "Are you smarter than a fifth grader?". They allow a comfortable smugness about one's own good sense by implicit comparison with the failures of others.

It is similar to the process of "lowering the bar" as per South Park. You know, the one where you need James Cameron to go see how low the bar has been set?
 
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EXCLUSIVE: Servers dressed as Power Rangers at Oakland restaurant save woman being attacked​

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https://abc7news.com/noka-ramen-power-rangers-save-woman-oakland-restaurant-employees/12337948/

Ploi says the Rangers ended up piling onto the man and police showed up. Oakland Police confirm to ABC7 News they detained the man, believing he was undergoing a mental health crisis, and transported him for medical attention.

I imagine if he was having a mental health crisis when he chased that woman into the restaurant, he was even more freaked out by being captured by the Power Rangers! :smile:
 
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Opponent threatened Niemann with beatings and "decapitated" King​

At the US Championships, he [Hans Niemann] played against Samuel Sevian and was contemplating his 45th move when his opponent grabbed his king. Sevian toyed with the piece before ripping the king's cross off and putting it back on the board – in a completely wrong position.
 
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fresh_42 said:

Opponent threatened Niemann with beatings and "decapitated" King​


... which should have given Niemann the game instantly by forfeit, or at least imposed a time penalty on Sevian. That sort of behaviour is not allowed in the FIDE rules of chess.

As to the "beating" thing, I'm not sure that's accurate. There's a video of the actual incident on Levy Rosman's youtube channel. Niemann is justifiably annoyed. I surprised he didn't immediately stop the clocks and summon the tournament arbitrator. YBTJ.
 
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He did stop the clock and summon the director, who restarted the clock. I suppose no one ever supposed such things would ever happen in a chess tournament so they never bothered to make a rule against it. This ain't ice hockey.
 
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https://www.supremecourt.gov/Docket....10.03 - Novak-Parma - Onion Amicus Brief.pdf
The Onion learned about the Sixth Circuit’s ruling in
this case, it became justifiably concerned.
First, the obvious: The Onion’s business model was
threatened. This was only the latest occasion on which
the absurdity of actual events managed to eclipse what
The Onion’s staff could make up. Much more of this,
and the front page of The Onion would be indistinguishable from The New York Times.

https://reason.com/2022/11/01/the-b...rying-an-ohio-law-that-makes-parody-a-felony/

The Babylon Bee Joins The Onion in Decrying an Ohio Law That Makes Parody a Felony
The two fake news organizations want the Supreme Court to review the case of a man who was arrested for making fun of the police.

The Onion described itself as "the single most powerful and influential organization in human history." The Bee is slightly more modest, claiming only to be "quite possibly the most popular source for satire in the history of the world" and describing The Onion as "a cute little upstart." But on the First Amendment issues raised by this case, the two fake news organizations see eye to eye.

"The Onion may be staffed by socialist wackos, but in their brief defending parody to this Court, they hit it out of the park," the Bee says. "Parody has a unique capacity to speak truth to power and to cut its subjects down to size. Its continued protection under the First Amendment is crucial to preserving the right of citizens to effectively criticize the government."
 
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But I wonder if it was obvious his facebook page was a parody? Sure some of what they talked about should be obvious, but if he wasn't super clear, someone might think they were on the real page and could lead to some confusion.

But the arrest and property seizure is way over the line. I'd sue too.

... Parma resident Anthony Novak, who in 2016 was prosecuted for violating a state law against using a computer to "disrupt, interrupt, or impair the functions of any police, fire, educational, commercial, or governmental operations." Novak supposedly did that by creating a parody of the Parma Police Department's Facebook page.
 
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nsaspook said:
https://www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/22/22-293/242292/20221003125252896_35295545_1-22.10.03 - Novak-Parma - Onion Amicus Brief.pdfhttps://reason.com/2022/11/01/the-b...rying-an-ohio-law-that-makes-parody-a-felony/

The Babylon Bee Joins The Onion in Decrying an Ohio Law That Makes Parody a Felony
The two fake news organizations want the Supreme Court to review the case of a man who was arrested for making fun of the police.
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But I wonder if it was obvious his facebook page was a parody? Sure some of what they talked about should be obvious, but if he wasn't super clear, someone might think they were on the real page and could lead to some confusion.

But the arrest and property seizure is way over the line. I'd sue too.

Here's a legal summary of the Onion's involvment of the thing (very detailed). Video may have been made before the Bee's involvement though (not sure):
 
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nsaspook said:

Can a Porche be far behind?
 
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ABSTRACT​

Wild octopuses at an Australian site frequently propel shells, silt, and algae through the water by releasing these materials from their arms while creating a forceful jet from the siphon held under the arm web. These “throws” occur in several contexts, including interactions with conspecifics, and material thrown in conspecific contexts frequently hits other octopuses. Some throws appear to be targeted on other individuals and play a social role, as suggested by several kinds of evidence. Such throws were significantly more vigorous and more often used silt, rather than shells or algae, and high vigor throws were significantly more often accompanied by uniform or dark body patterns. Some throws were directed differently from beneath the arms and such throws were significantly more likely to hit other octopuses. Throws targeted at other individuals in the same population, as these appear to be, are the least common form of nonhuman throwing.

https://www.biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2021.08.18.456805v1

I know, that reference is problematic, but we are not in the Biology forum. Btw., the original title in the news has been:
Female octopus will throw shells at males if molested
 
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Sounds interesting. I saw, but did not watch closely a video of this behavior.
Here is a link to the research paper, In the line of fire: Debris throwing by wild octopuses.

A blast of water would work much better with a bunch of fine debris like silt, than with large irregularly shaped things like shells.
 
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Well, TIL that we have a Christmas Fair here where some food prices are higher than in an exclusive five star hotel ~ 100m away :doh:
 
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Rive said:
Well, TIL that we have a Christmas Fair here where some food prices are higher than in an exclusive five star hotel ~ 100m away :doh:
I don't know, it would take me an hour and a half to drive 100 miles

Let me just put these here now o:)o:)o:)
 
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Astronuc said:
I wonder if cockatoos in Sydney are as critical of pottery or potted plants.
Or are they taking potshots at passers by?
 
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Astronuc said:

Cockatoo caught on video dropping pot plants from Melbourne apartment, council warns residents​

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-11-30/cockatoo-video-dropping-pot-plants-melbourne/101710478

I've heard cockatoos can be pesky critters.

Not only that, cockatoos are a f~~!@$@%@%*ing da%$#$#ed pest.

Astronuc said:
I wonder if cockatoos in Sydney are as critical of pottery or potted plants.

The antics of cockatoos can be hilarious, but they are really destructive.

At my mother's home, ages ago, she tried to grow a flowering vine over a cyclone wire fence (to obscure the unsightly vista on the neighbour's side). She could never get it to grow higher than about 200mm from the top -- because the neighbour's pet cockatoo liked to strut along the top of the fence and destroy every piece of green that was within reach. I.e., 200mm was about as far as the bird could reach downward.

Similarly, I know of a stunningly beautiful holiday apartment on Hamilton Island which had bougainvillea growing along and below its balcony railing. Cockatoos would not let it grow within about 200mm of the railing -- even though bougainvillea has thorns. Moreover, when any cockatoo had finished destroying a bit of vegetation, it would inevitably turn to face outward and drop a poo on the inside of the balcony, rather than on the lawn below (which would have been just as easy to do).

I wish wild birds could evolve to know where not to drop poo. They'd be far more welcome if they knew to go away and poop elsewhere before returning. :oldfrown:
 
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https://www.cnn.com/2022/12/06/politics/army-navy-football-2022-spirit-mission/index.html

CNN —

It was a crisp December afternoon as three small planes circled above their objective, making 12 total passes overhead as they dropped leaflets from the aircraft, watching as they fluttered softly to the ground.

A form of psychological warfare, leaflet drops can be used to persuade or intimidate an enemy force or attempt to communicate with a population under enemy control. This most recent mission was like those one might see in a time of war – except for the fact that it was conducted over the US Military Academy at West Point, and the propaganda in question was, well, this:

“Beat Army,” read the leaflets, which were accompanied by a colorful array of ping pong balls. “Fly Navy,” others proclaimed.

The “air-to-ground spirit mission” that occurred just before noon on Monday is the latest in a long tradition of rivalry and pranks the US Naval Academy and West Point launch against one another on this hallowed week each year for each institution: The week of the Army-Navy football game. On Saturday afternoon, the future of the US military’s officer corps will face off in Philadelphia at the 123rd such game, which always draws crowds of students as well as top military brass.

A news release from the Naval Academy confirmed that at 11:59 a.m. on Monday, five midshipmen led three flight crews for the Piper PA-28 Cherokee Warriors to New York for Operation Black Knight Falling, which ultimately dropped an unknown number of ping pong balls and leaflets.

“Twelve delivery passes dropped ‘Beat Army’ and ‘Fly Navy’ leaflets, along with ping pong balls, over Army West Point’s ‘The Apron,’” the USNA release says. “Army cadets could be seen breaking formation and running for cover.”
 

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I do wonder how they got clearance to fly small aircraft over West Point. I'm guessing that a certain General and Admiral were in on the prank... :wink:
 
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https://www.cnn.com/2022/12/09/asia/south-korea-international-age-law-intl-hnk/index.html

Seoul, South Korea CNN —

South Koreans are about to get a year or two younger, thanks to a new law passed on Thursday that aims to standardize how age is calculated in the country.

At present it’s common for South Koreans to have not just one age, but three – an “international age,” a “Korean age” and a “calendar age.”

But to end confusion, the country’s parliament has decreed that from June 2023 all official documents must use the standard “international age.”

That move, which follows a long-running debate over the issue, will bring the country into line with most of the rest of the world and cut down on legal discrepancies that arise from the use of three different systems.

In South Korea, a person’s “international age” refers to the number of years since they were born, and starts at zero – the same system used in most other countries.

But when asked their age in informal settings, most South Koreans will answer with their “Korean age,” which could be one or even two years older than their “international age.”

Under this system, babies are considered a year old on the day they’re born, with a year added every January 1.

In some circumstances, South Koreans also use their “calendar age” – a kind of mash-up between international and Korean age – which consider babies as zero years old the day they’re born and adds a year to their age every January 1.
 
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berkeman said:

And in many areas of Asia it's the Chinese New Year (not just in China, btw), rather than Jan. 1st, where one's age is incremented. That's one reason Chinese New Year is so widely celebrated: In a sense it's everybody's birthday.

There's also some cultural differences involving ordinal and cardinal numbers. In most English speaking locations, we count "one, two, three, four," while in some locations, particularly in Asia, while there's no exact translation (languages vary), it would be akin to more commonly counting, "first, second, third, fourth." Hence why age in these regions commonly start with 1: it's one's "first" year.
 
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