What is between 2 ears, has no mass and occupies no space but requires intelligence?

timejim · Jan 19, 2004

recon · Jan 19, 2004

Is this a trick question?

I never was good at this sort of things. Here's what I think the answer is:

' What is between 2 ears, has no mass and occupies no space but requires intelligence? '

The question doesn't really have mass or space if it is in cyberspace, does it? But it DOES require intelligence, which I quite obviously don't have.

jimmy p · Jan 19, 2004

The space in my head where my brain should be. it is empty it has no mass and it REQUIRES intelligence (i even has a vacancy sign on my head for intelligence) because I am sucking at my exams.

right answer?

[?]

Monique · Jan 19, 2004

The space between small boxes in the upper corner of the page in a newspaper or periodical that contains a printed notice, such as promotional material or weather information

Evo · Jan 19, 2004

thought, reasoning, understanding, etc... these have no mass and would be performed between 2 ears, but without the "mass" that makes them possible, they can't happen, so I don't know.

jimmy p · Jan 19, 2004

OOH OOH I KNOW! invisible massless aliens which are hologramatic so take up no space...wait for it, IN A CORNFIELD...they have ears of corn either side of them! oh yes, what a PRO!

hedons · Jan 19, 2004

consciousness?

Integral · Jan 19, 2004

Let me think about this!

Evo beat me to it, sounds like a thought.

member 5645 · Jan 19, 2004

thoughts, ideas,etc.

jimmy p · Jan 19, 2004

so not invisible massless hologramatic corn-loving aliens then? [b(]

Monique · Jan 19, 2004

I guess the space between small boxes in the upper corner of the page in a newspaper or periodical that contains a printed notice, such as promotional material or weather information neither

photon · Jan 19, 2004

The mind?

Mr. Robin Parsons · Jan 19, 2004

Originally posted by timejim
What is between 2 ears, has no mass and occupies no space but requires intelligence?

A conversation.

Evo · Jan 19, 2004

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
A conversation.

Wouldn't that normally be between a mouth and an ear? Of course, some of us do have "conversations" going on between our ears.

jimmy p · Jan 19, 2004

Originally posted by Evo
Wouldn't that normally be between a mouth and an ear? Of course, some of us do have "conversations" going on between our ears.

I bet "they" told you to say that!

timejim · Jan 19, 2004

Originally posted by phatmonky
thoughts, ideas,etc.

Yes!

Evo · Jan 19, 2004

Originally posted by timejim
Yes!

HEY! I posted that first! (shoves phatmonkey out of the way)

Originally posted by Evo thought, reasoning, understanding, etc...

Mr. Robin Parsons · Jan 19, 2004

Originally posted by timejim
Yes!

Heh*Heh*Heh! Care to prove that?

Zantra · Jan 19, 2004

Evo got it.

Hey whatever happened to those weekly quizzes ?

Mr. Robin Parsons · Jan 20, 2004

Originally posted by Zantra
Evo got it.

Not disputing that...questioning the 'proof' of her answer, as in Prove you have had a thought! (you, now --> )

)me, Now, ( GETCHA?

Tsu · Jan 20, 2004

So, you're saying Van Gogh had no thoughts or intelligence since he only had one ear? Now wait just a gall dang minute here...

Tsu · Jan 20, 2004

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
Heh*Heh*Heh! Care to prove that?

I'M her proof! Care to DISPROVE THAT, you planetary/universal slumlord, you!?
(you, now --> )
(Evo and me now ---> )

Yeah, and Neptune belongs to Phobos, you smarmy sonnofagun! We've reposessed it TO PAY YOUR BACKTAXES! HA! Take THAT!

timejim · Jan 20, 2004

Originally posted by Evo
HEY! I posted that first! (shoves phatmonkey out of the way)

Okay, whoever was first, but I thought Who was on second and What was on first?

member 5645 · Jan 20, 2004

Originally posted by timejim
Okay, whoever was first, but I thought Who was on second and What was on first?

who's on first, what's on second, I don't know's on third.

What?

he's on second

who?

No, he's on first!

jimmy p · Jan 20, 2004

so where do i stand? as long as it isn't in the cornfield with the invisible massless hologramatic aliens I am ok.

Tsu · Jan 20, 2004

Originally posted by jimmy p
... I am ok.

THAT'S debatable!

jimmy p · Jan 21, 2004

Originally posted by Tsunami
THAT'S debatable!

well THAT is just mean! [b(]

Mr. Robin Parsons · Jan 21, 2004

Please everyone if you will just start wrting out your declaration of faith loyalty and willingness to remain subserviant and suplicational to me for the rest of my, and 'myn Herrs', lives, THEN we can return to this silly debate you have about my ownership of everything, and how you think you will still have the rigths to breath my air...

(how is it Y'alls types that...)

MaWHOooooHahahahahaHaHaHaha[/size]...insert evil laughing smilie...well somewheres...

Tsu · Jan 21, 2004

Originally posted by jimmy p
well THAT is just mean! [b(]

Oh, Chopnik! I'm sorry! I was just teasing you! It's what I say about myself when people say to me 'Hey, Tsunami. I don't care what your mom says about you - you're OK'.
OK? Are you OK now? Evo! Give your sweet sonny boy a BIG hug and a piece of Belgian chocolate for me! I went and hurt his feelings!

I'm going to go collect me some whippings and put on a hair shirt for a while...

jimmy p · Jan 22, 2004

Originally posted by Tsunami
I'm going to go collect me some whippings and put on a hair shirt for a while...

Hehe that made me laugh, you don't have to collect whippings or wear a hair shirt! you made me happy with that post so all is forgiven! *BIG HUG*

me =

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