What makes Miss Asian 2004 a calming sight to behold?

[Evo]

The beautiful world famous actress Merle Oberon (1939 as Cathy in Wuthering Heights with Laurence Olivier as Heathcliff) was half Indian, born in Bombay.

 

[BoulderHead]

Boulderhead, I think the red-head on the right looks a little air-brushed. Anyone with me?

LOL, congratulation to Math Is Hard for pointing out the one fraud of that group. I must have been blinded by the radiant beauty of the three on the left such that I failed to see this. Why, she even fails the 'Loren Booda test', haha, in that she's wearing a bikini bottom!

The search for authenticity continues...

 

[BoulderHead]

Hey Man ! enough with the fatsos, I see them all day long in the office and in the food court.But I have to admit those four are gems.

You lucky fellow you, we should all be so blessed for such are real women with much to offer...

 

[Loren Booda]

BoulderHead,

They all pass the "Loren Booda Criterion I" as well. They cannot be judged obscene if one refuses to look at them!

Criterion II: When Jabba the Hutt mistakes them for his clones.

More to love - that is, if you adore rendering plants. These morbidly obese pics are very real; too much there to air brush!

 

[ShawnD]

...So here are the unaltered originals;

http://www.uglypeople.com/uploaded/18609/funny2.jpg

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Thanks for making me impotent

 

[tumor]

Would those four fatbags sink in the water or be pushed to the surface(all the fat) like in the dead sea in M.East?

 

[BoulderHead]

Attention boat builders...

I believe fat floats.

 

[tumor]

Yeah, I thouhgt so, then there is a plus side to being fat.

 

[Saint]

those who like to see ugly woman, must have psychological problem.

 

[BoulderHead]

those who like to see ugly woman, must have psychological problem.

You one funny man!

 

[Saint]

You one funny man!

You one CRAZY man, insane, mentally disordered lah ! hah hah hah !

 

[Evo]

Alright, let's be nice. Boulderhead, behave. Saint, don't be so easily offended, ok?

 

[Saint]

just kidding

 

[tumor]

Hey Saint ! you have something against my wife and my kids, Hmm!

 

[Saint]

Obesity is a Disease.
Don't eat too much.

 

[check]

HAHAHA! Saint, you get funnier every post.

 

[Chrono]

Don't eat too much.

On the same note, don't take your kids to McDonald's every two hours.

 

[Saint]

http://www.itv.com/news/index_641303.html

 

[Loren Booda]

So much for legalization of street drugs.

 

[tumor]

HOLY COW SAINT ! that is scary like hell ! I don't now which is worst being fat like those four whales or her.
Hey guys let's go back to some nicier stuff ok? halloween is over.
Here we go

 

[recon]

Hey Saint ! you have something against my wife and my kids, Hmm!

Wow...tumor...I don't know what to say. Are you aware of the fact that your kids have their picture in a recent edition of Newsweek?

You must be one proud father!

 

[tumor]

He He He He sorry about that,I 'm going to have to stop making fun of fatjos,cause what goes around comes around with fury might I add.

 

[TENYEARS]

I is always calmning to see beauty which takes the edge from ones soul.