Why Are Drummers Considered the Best in a Band?

[houlahound]

Nearly destroyed my kitchen playing along with this guy on my pots and pans, brilliant...sort of;

 

[Vanadium 50]

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
-- Homeless

What do you say to a drummer in a three-piece suit?
-- Will the defendant please rise?

 

[DrClaude]

Reminded me of this one:

 

[houlahound]

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
-- Homeless

What do you say to a drummer in a three-piece suit?
-- Will the defendant please rise?

Haters will hate.

 

[houlahound]

Last post deleted asking to see Curt Cobain in a 3 piece suit;

Nirvana - In Bloom:

 

[Borek]

How do you know drummer is knocking the door?

He either slows down, or speeds up.