Just thought some of you may find this funny, I just got it in my email.
Question:
>
> How do you tell the difference between Liberals, Conservatives, and
> Alberta Conservatives.
>
> The answer can be found by posing the following question.
>
> You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
> children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around
> the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah,
> raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock 40, and
> you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and
> your family.
>
> What do you do?
>
> Liberal's Answer:
>
> Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the
> man look poor or oppressed?
> Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
> What does my wife think? What about the kids?
> Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
> his hand?
> What does the law say about this situation?
> Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
> Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does
> this send to society and to my children?
> Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? or does he definitely
> want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
>
> If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while
> he was stabbing me?
> Should I call 9-1-1?
> Why is this street so deserted?
> We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a
> happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. his is
> all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days
> and try to come to a consensus.
>
> Conservative's Answer:
>
> BANG!
>
> Alberta Conservative's Answer:
>
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
> BANG! BANG! click...(sounds of reloading).
>
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
> BANG! BANG! click
>
> Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips
> or Hollow Points