Who Feels the Pain of Badger Overload?

[Zantra]

http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/

 

[Tsu]

Originally posted by Zantra
http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/

OK. I've shared it for long enough. What the hell is THAT? Does it ever stop or have some weird point to it that I'm too tired to get? Why would you DO that to your friends, you little sh*t? [?] What is the matter with you? Go to your room and stay there till I tell you to come out!

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Originally posted by Zantra
http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/

Ummm...that's really...er, uh, well, ya. Well, hmmm...badger. Badger. I don't get it. Badgerbadger. badgerbadgerbadger

Oh god now I'm seeing them in my head -badger...badgerbadger...badgerbadgerbadger...ya, I get it! gerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgermushroomMUSHROOMbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadger, you this is fun, it's like the '60s, badgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadger
badgerbadgermushroomMUSHROOMbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgersnakesnakesnakebadgerbadger...

 

[Zantra]

I accidentally clicked on the link, and couldn't get it out of my head for 2 hours. It was so annoying, I couldn't resist

If I was drunk and watched this, I think I would throw up almost instantly.

Though I've never had the experience, I imagine some would see something this if they DID take mushROOM mushROOMS

 

[Guybrush Threepwood]

I guess I miss something here.
I'll try it at hime with sound...

 

[Artman]

(Said with a Mexican Bandito accent) "We don't need no stinking badgers."

What are you trying to do to us!

 

[Tsu]

Originally posted by Ivan Seeking
Ummm...that's really...er, uh, well, ya. Well, hmmm...badger. Badger. I don't get it. Badgerbadger. badgerbadgerbadger

Oh god now I'm seeing them in my head -badger...badgerbadger...badgerbadgerbadger...ya, I get it! gerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgermushroomMUSHROOMbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadger, you this is fun, it's like the '60s, badgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadger
badgerbadgermushroomMUSHROOMbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgersnakesnakesnakebadgerbadger...

Well, OK. I'm not so tired now. And if Ivan likes it, I'll give it another try...
badger...badgerbadger...badgerbadgerbadger...Hey! Yeah! I think I get it, too! gerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadge
rmushroomMUSHROOMbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbad
ger, yes, i guess this IS kinda fun, but, I don't remember the the '60s, badgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerba
dger
badgerbadgermushroomMUSHROOMbadgerbadgerbadgerbadg
erbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgersnakesnakesnakebad
gerbadger...
Well, hmmm... It does kind of grow on you doesn't it? Hey, Zooby! You out there? What do you think of this unusual psychological phenomenon?

 

[BoulderHead]

Magic magic magic magic, Mushrooms….

They are singing about Amenita Muscera (the magic mushroom). You can view a real one here, in the lower right corner;

http://www.polar.icestorm.com/leprechaun/gallery.html

Religion, the mushroom, and the serpent have a history, but I’m not chipper enough to go into all of that.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Originally posted by BoulderHead
Magic magic magic magic, Mushrooms….

They are singing about Amenita Muscera (the magic mushroom). You can view a real one here, in the lower right corner;

http://www.polar.icestorm.com/leprechaun/gallery.html

Religion, the mushroom, and the serpent have a history, but I’m not chipper enough to go into all of that.

Wow! This thing actually means something? Where does the badger come in?

 

[Gale]

Oh my god, oh my god... so funny, wow, that was so awesome, i could listen to that song for hours. that was the best site ever. how'd does one find that sort of awesomeness?!? i don't believe you clicked that link on accident. we were all destined to view that magnificent site... oh wow, I'm enlightened!

 

[Jonathan]

For you to be enlightened now, after seeing THAT, you must have been, and still are, very stupid. I cannot believe you guys are even talking about this!

 

[Gale]

For you to be enlightened now, after seeing THAT, you must have been, and still are, very stupid. I cannot believe you guys are even talking about this!

Ouch! somebody forgot to take their laugh-at-stupid-things pills this morning

 

[dduardo]

Originally posted by Jonathan
For you to be enlightened now, after seeing THAT, you must have been, and still are, very stupid. I cannot believe you guys are even talking about this!

Jonathan, you must be unaware with the recent breakthrough in badger hyperspace theory. After struggling with string theory, Dr. Michio Kaku ingeniously derived the universe in terms of badger. Yes, you heard it right. - the universe is actually composed of tiny elastic badgers that vibrate in 10 dimenional hyperspace. The main problem now is trying to harness the immense badger power, which could possibily destabalize the universe

 

[Zantra]

Originally posted by Jonathan
For you to be enlightened now, after seeing THAT, you must have been, and still are, very stupid. I cannot believe you guys are even talking about this!

You will be badgered- resistance is futile

remind me to lecture you on the concept of a joke

 

[Zantra]

Originally posted by Tsunami
OK. I've shared it for long enough. What the hell is THAT? Does it ever stop or have some weird point to it that I'm too tired to get? Why would you DO that to your friends, you little sh*t? [?] What is the matter with you? Go to your room and stay there till I tell you to come out!

ok FINE! /pout- I'll just go to my room, and be stuck with my DVD player, CD player, tv, cable, nintendo, sega, playstation, and stero system

 

[zoobyshoe]

I clicked but after 45 seconds it still hadn't come up so I said to hell with it.

Could someone articulately describe what is found at that site? There is music? There are badgers?

 

[tribdog]

articulately? badgerbadger mushroom mushroom
that pretty much covers it

 

[Gale]

you forgot SNAKE SNAKE OOOOOH SNAKE

Thats my favorite part!

 

[tribdog]

Originally posted by Gale17
you forgot SNAKE SNAKE OOOOOH SNAKE

Thats my favorite part!

LOL. I really like you Gale17. Too bad you are 2000 miles away and half my age. sigh.
Those two things we could work around, but I'm afraid I could never be seen with someone whose member number was almost twice mine.

 

[Jonathan]

LOL! You guys don't get it... I know it's a joke, but it's not even funny! this whole thread is just a bunch of nonsense! Zoobyshoe: You're not missing anything. gee whiz

 

[Zantra]

Originally posted by Gale17
you forgot SNAKE SNAKE OOOOOH SNAKE

Thats my favorite part!

ya the snake is the most important part!
I swear it sounds like they are saying "magic badger mushroom"

 

[tribdog]

Originally posted by Jonathan
LOL! You guys don't get it... I know it's a joke, but it's not even funny! this whole thread is just a bunch of nonsense! Zoobyshoe: You're not missing anything. gee whiz

What? this is nonsense? I had no idea. You are telling me that this is a waste of my time? badgerbadger I'll have to think about this for a while.

 

[Zantra]

Originally posted by Jonathan
LOL! You guys don't get it... I know it's a joke, but it's not even funny! this whole thread is just a bunch of nonsense! Zoobyshoe: You're not missing anything. gee whiz

Well I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm old enough to know better, and too young to care

 

[zoobyshoe]

Are they flying snakes?
Did it take a long time for it to come up on you guys sites? I like funny things, but I hate waiting.
Can someone calculate the humor to worth-the-waitedness ratio for me?

 

[tribdog]

Originally posted by zoobyshoe
Are they flying snakes?
Did it take a long time for it to come up on you guys sites? I like funny things, but I hate waiting.
Can someone calculate the humor to worth-the-waitedness ratio for me?

2:7

 

[zoobyshoe]

Where 2=?

and

7=?

 

[tribdog]

You got that right!

 

[Gale]

hehe... tribdog likes me... what's a member number? and why does that matter, we can make that work too baby



But man zantra, i love you for posting this site. Am i the only one's who's actually sat and listened to it for hours? i think I'm going to burn it to a cd... heh... imagine listening to it in class... then getting in trouble, and when the teacher confiscates it and listens to it... oh man... hahaha...

 

[Zantra]

ya- size doesn't matter- or so they say

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Originally posted by zoobyshoe
I clicked but after 45 seconds it still hadn't come up so I said to hell with it.

Could someone articulately describe what is found at that site? There is music? There are badgers?

You hear music with a catchy beat - I couldn't hear it correctly last night. Like Boulderhead said, they're singing "magic magic magic magic, magic magic magic magic, magic magic magic magic ,mushroom MUSHROOM. The tempo is allegro or even presto. You see one animated badger doing what looks like deep knee bends to the music; then another and another until we see about 12-14 badgers doing deep knee bends - about one for each magic. When he says mushroom Mushroom, we see a mushroom and then a MUSHROOM [zoomed in]. The whole thing repeats four times. On the forth itteration, we hear and see snake, snake... All animated. Like I said, it made me think of the '60s.

 

[zoobyshoe]

Thanks Ivan. So, what, it's like inredibly cute? Weird/funny? Can someone penetrate, Dostoyevski-like, to its soul and characterize for me the essential nature of the humor?

 

[Tsu]

Originally posted by Tsunami
OK. I've shared it for long enough. What the hell is THAT? Does it ever stop or have some weird point to it that I'm too tired to get? Why would you DO that to your friends, you little sh*t? [?] What is the matter with you? Go to your room and stay there till I tell you to come out!

OK. You can come out now. There's too much crap in your room to play with.

 

[Zero]

What is that, the new System of a Down single??

 

[Tsu]

Originally posted by Gale17
you forgot SNAKE SNAKE OOOOOH SNAKE

Thats my favorite part!

Yeah, don't forget the SNAKE! I forot to put the ooooh part in my sig. - I'll go back and change that right now!

 

[Gale]

Yeah, don't forget the SNAKE! I forot to put the ooooh part in my sig. - I'll go back and change that right now!

you forgot the G in forgot too.

But yeah, the snake part is great, and yeah, the OOhh is important!

 

[Tsu]

Originally posted by zoobyshoe
I clicked but after 45 seconds it still hadn't come up so I said to hell with it.

Good things to come to those who WAIT!

 

[Tsu]

Originally posted by Gale17
you forgot the G in forgot too.

Yeah, well I forot to eat lunch, too.

 

[enigma]

As long as we're talking about stupid webpages...

<enigma digs around in his closet>

Ah! Here it is!

<enigma blows the dust off>

Tada!

www.zombo.com

I could only take the badgers for about 30 seconds. This site I can laugh at all day long! (sorry... you need sound for this one too...)

 

[Ivan Seeking]

And when you have your fill of Zombo.com...where you really can do anything...at Zombo.com That does flow off the tongue like butter doesn't it? Zombo.com. Zombo.com. Anyway...

One of my favorites:

http://www.people.cornell.edu/pages/slp29/insane.html

Turn sound on.

 

[Tsu]

Originally posted by Ivan Seeking
And when you have your fill of Zombo.com...where you really can do anything...at Zombo.com That does roll of the tongue doesn't it? Zombo.com. Zombo.com. Anyway...

One of my favorites:

http://www.people.cornell.edu/pages/slp29/insane.html

Turn sound on.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
OUCH. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh, Lordy! I LOVE that one more than life itself!
Thank you, Ivan. I'm not sure my friends and family will survive it, but they're all getting the link emailed to them NOW!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[zoobyshoe]

Well.

Zombo and Insanitytest came up pretty quickly, which is nice. But...

Is the badger site better?

 

[Tsu]

Originally posted by zoobyshoe
Well.

Zombo and Insanitytest came up pretty quickly, which is nice. But...

Is the badger site better?

NOTHING is better than that insanity test! I can't stop laughing!

 

[zoobyshoe]

Ooooo.

Zantra, I feel your pain.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Originally posted by zoobyshoe
Thanks Ivan. So, what, it's like inredibly cute? Weird/funny? Can someone penetrate, Dostoyevski-like, to its soul and characterize for me the essential nature of the humor?

First, the music appeal is due to its primitive, if not primal beat. It has much the same rhythmic appeal as tribal music. Next, we see an unexpected sequence of badgers doing deep knee bends. This evokes a humorous response since it is an unexpected, unfamiliar, and nonsensical scene. Then, without any context or warning, we are dramatically transported to the magic mushroom, MUSHROOM; which is sung with extreme overemphasis on the second iteration. Again, due to the lack of context, and without any apparent motivation, the emphasis is surprising and evokes humor by its utter shock value. Finally, we see a disney-esque snake that intrudes as the visual and auditory climax of the story. A powerful complex of anticipation and reckless abandon overwhelm the psyche as the vocalist cries in desperation – SSSSSSNNNNAAAAKKKKKEEEEE! SSSSSSNNNNNNAAAAAAAAKKKKKKEEEEE! I’m not sure if the snake is symbolic of temptation, or if is used as a phallic symbol. The garden setting conjures notions of Eden, and Eve, so really we see references to both temptation and sex.

 

[Zantra]

I had no idea my little link would spawn 3 pages of responses.
But the more I listen to this song, the more trance-like it seems.

 

[hypnagogue]

Originally posted by zoobyshoe
Thanks Ivan. So, what, it's like inredibly cute? Weird/funny? Can someone penetrate, Dostoyevski-like, to its soul and characterize for me the essential nature of the humor?

Zoobyshoe lamented the banal circumstances of his misbegotten fortune. He could continue to bear an existence protracted of its own reasononless accord into the great gaping nothingness, but for the naked lack of even an occasional reasonless guffaw. The sophisticated and delicate humor of contemporary adulthood rarely failed to bring a grin to his face, born of the subtle vagaries of playful intellectualism and opportunistic facetiousness; but how long ago had been the last time he had pissed a gut in the wanton rippling throes of the unconscionable laughter of youth, simple blissful youth! How he longed for a comedy unanswerable to witty pithy words, a comedy to awaken inexplicably those most invisible and vital spirits of drollery!

Mr. Shoe waited impatiently for the page to load. Finally, he became disarmed by the sudden rumble and pulse of a rapidly undulating bass, punctuated by the terse chanting of a man possessed. The disturbingly earnest mantra of "badger" was met each time by the reciprocal urgency of a swelling conglomeration of cartoon badgers who nonetheless belied their cutesy namesake with an appearance of detached yet fervent insistence, utterly absorbed in the incisive motions of a somehow purposeful and nigh zealous bouncing. The odd ritual continued unabated, with portentous interjections of fungal astonishment, until the tension snapped with the suddenness of a thick rubber band stretched beyond its limit. The terse chanting disbanded into a paroxysmal cry of primal horror, a schizophrenic David Byrne howl of insecure fear literally transforming the once lush and thriving badger fields into a searing desert of depthless, irrevocable anguish: OOooh, a snake!

Zooby was at a loss. He gazed blankly at the strange display before him, thoughtless, wordless, expressionless. He continued to watch, entranced, until the faint crease of a smile cracked his still facade. But even such a small fissure proved enough. An instantaneous flood of laughter suddenly and inexplicably burst forth from behind an invisible dam, letting loose a pealing tide to fill the great gaping nothingness. Even as the deluge abated to a slow, steady trickle, he continued to peer in bizarre absorption, entranced by an irresistible wordless spell.

 

[Zantra]

Originally posted by Tsunami
OK. You can come out now. There's too much crap in your room to play with.

nope- I like being grounded

 

[Monique]

Originally posted by Zantra
I had no idea my little link would spawn 3 pages of responses.
But the more I listen to this song, the more trance-like it seems.

After listening to the song for the last 15 minutes I DEFINATELY feel the groove! Maybe it induces the alpha brainwaves and alters the state of conciousness to a higher, more alert one, ideal for studying. So for everyone trying to ace an exam, leave this song running in the background!

..

Later at the exam: who was the second person to walk on the moon, answ: Badger. What is the main thing you need to overhaul the system, answ: a badger. If fire breaks out in the cabin, what is the first command you give, answ: a snake A SNAKE, snake a SNAKE, aoohoe it's a snake!

 

[Monique]

I think it is about a batch of badgers, who are really hungry. First they see a mushroom, which they are not happy with. But it is the only thing they are finding, so the exitement for it increases. Until they find a snake and their exitement peaks with all of them gathering and jumping up and down: Jeeej! A snake! But since the only thing they do is jump of exitement and the snake disappears on hiding. Then the only thing they can find is mushrooms again.. one mushroom, who cares, two mushrooms, nice snack, three mushrooms, a big snack maybe, four mushrooms, WELL, that can make a good meal *jejj*, but wait: a snake A SNAKE, snake a SNAKE, aoohoe it's a snake! And the snake escapes again, and they start looking for more mushrooms again.

Those are my two cents.

 

[Monique]

I found this website with intelligence information: http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2003/9/21/122711/849

Save America from badger, mushroom, snake (Diaries)

By splitpeasoup
Sun Sep 21st, 2003 at 12:27:11 PM EST

America is being overwhelmed by a new phenomenon. A mind-control technique, produced by cunning "Flash" software technology and distributed by the means of the notorious "Internet" network. (This same "Internet", by the way, has been known to be used by terrorists, Wiccans, Vanilla-Coke drinkers, and other subversive elements). But I digress.




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"Badger, mushroom, snake", as the evil propaganda tool has been termed by high-ranking intelligence officials, is being taken very seriously. Soon after people were exposed to it, they have been known to walk about the streets muttering "badger badger badger badger..." and jerking their arms up and down. Psychiatric wards are overflowing. Suicide rates have tripled over the last few days, most of the suicide notes saying things like "This was the only way I could get the tune out of my head". A third of American women report that their sex life has tanked recently, whereas incidents of non-consensual bestiality are reported to be on the rise.
Evidence has been found that this is being perpetrated by Al-Qaida. The terror alert has been upped a notch, and the president will shortly take emergency measures to counter it... as soon as we can drag him away from his computer.

Am.. I.. noooo!