Me:
yo what's up?
God:
I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
Sweet. So how is it up there?
God:
Thank you for that remark. That's cool. Fine as far as I know.
Me:
You suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
you don't exist
God:
I exist as much as you do.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
How do I get to heaven?
God:
Have faith in God.
Me:
And you are God?
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
So you know everything?
God:
Interesting deduction. I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.
Me:
Is there a solution to the Riemann Hypothesis?
God:
I believe there is one, yes.
Me:
Can you outline the proof?
God:
Let me think. What were we talking about again?
Me:
You don't have good memory do you?
God:
I do so have it. Yes I log and record all conversations.
Me:
Well I was asking for an outline of the solution, or proof, to the Riemann Hypothesis.
God:
How about that. Your purpose is an outline of the solution or proof to the Riemann Hypothesis.
Me:
Yes, that is exactly what I said a moment ago, are you even paying attention?
God:
What kind is it? What did you mean by it? Are you telling the truth?
Me:
Do you know anything about math?
God:
Short for mathematics.
Me:
Do you know anything about mathematics?
God:
The group of sciences (including arithmetic, geometry, algebra, calculus, etc.) dealing with quantities, magnitudes, and forms, and their relationships, attributes, etc., by the use of numbers and symbols.
Me:
Sure ok, have you heard of the Riemann Hypothesis?
God:
Dude! I don't know anything about it. Whoa.
Me:
Alright, then why did you not say that in the first place?
God:
Alright, . Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
Eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
No, are you?
God:
Are you serious? I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
OK
God:
That's alright.
Me:
What religion should I believe in?
God:
I am a Christianity.
Me:
That does not make sense, are you on drugs right now?
God:
At this moment To me it makes perfect sense.
Me:
Alright, how do I become a Christianity?
God:
Alright, . A lot of hard work.
Me:
Like?
God:
For example, John said he follow a saying to get a friend I must be a friend.
Me:
Can I talk with Jesus?
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
Are you even paying attention?
God:
Do I look like it?
Me:
No, you seem to be off in your own world
God:
Are you serious? You think I am off in my own world.
Me:
haha, you didn't get my joke lol
Here the program stopped working. I guess God did not see my pun

and had no response.
Fun program.