Are there any places that will pay you to become a lab rat?

[Line]

I want to know about having tests done on you. Are there any places that will pay you to become a labrat? Enough that you can live off of it and make a career out of it.

 

[Bystander]

You might want to watch "Tales from the Crypt" --- Ulrich the Undying, or some such similar, is a relevant episode.

Legitimate labs? A living? Don't even try taking that to a mortgage company and applying for a home loan.

 

[Gokul43201]

I want to know about having tests done on you. Are there any places that will pay you to become a labrat? Enough that you can live off of it and make a career out of it.

Don't do it - it's very dangerous. You could die of excessive unproductivity.

 

[Line]

??

 

[Moonbear]

If you enroll in some really time-consuming or risky studies, you might be paid enough to cover tuition at a state university, or to take a nice vacation, but you're not going to be able to become a professional lab rat and earn a living off it.

 

[JasonRox]

Can you imagine being a professional lab rat?!

I bet after a couple years you wouldn't even be a legitimate human to test on.