Ask a Stupid Quetion Get a Stupid Answer

[Jeebus]

Would you class the teenage mutant ninja turtles as superheroes or regular heroes?

Regular. No superhero would have a pizza drug-esque addiction. That's only for Hollywood actors and actresses.

Do you think Master Splinter ever feels like killing his turtles?

 

[MSI]

Regular. No superhero would have a pizza drug-esque addiction. That's only for Hollywood actors and actresses.

Do you think Master Splinter ever feels like killing his turtles?

ya .. when he is drunk

why isn't this topic sticked?!

 

[jimmy p]

why isn't this topic sticked?!

There isn't glue strong enough to hold a topic of this size.

How come they are called smileys when not all of them smile?

 

[Ba]

Because nobody knows why they don't smile, they should be.

Why do the stupid questions kepp on going but those with meaning disapear?

 

[dekoi]

Because those with meaning are more difficult to answer, and are not often considered as "stupid" questions.

Why ask questions?

 

[MSI]

because some one has to answer

what is a "stuped question"?

 

[Ba]

A question with a stupid answer of course.

Why does it always rain when you want to be outside?

 

[MSI]

because god doesn't like us!

what do you do if you were in a desert with your love and a gun with one bullet and two lions, one following you and the other following her?

 

[The Bob]

because god doesn't like us!

what do you do if you were in a desert with your love and a gun with one bullet and two lions, one following you and the other following her?

Brake the laws of thermodynamics and make them turn 90° suddenly and shot them both.

What is swiss cheese made of?

The Bob (2004 ©)

 

[MSI]

from the milk of a white cow with strange black shapes on it!


why the cats are always afraid of dogs?

 

[Sariaht]

Their incomon ancestor whas skitsophreen

What cind of a person would fool a murder snail to drink beer?

 

[Math Is Hard]

Their incomon ancestor whas skitsophreen

What cind of a person would fool a murder snail to drink beer?

Murder snails are the worst kind of snails. You don't want to get them drunk.
They get belligerent and will try to kill you -- very slowly though. Very few people are actually murdered by murder snails. People are usually fast enough to get away from them before being completely murdered.

How do you tell a genius from an idiot?

 

[Ba]

The same way you tell a moron from a genius. You don't they're all the same.

If you are upsidedown, are you up or are you down?

 

[The Bob]

If you are upsidedown, are you up or are you down?

Neither.

Pumpkin anyone?

The Bob (2004 ©)

 

[Ba]

Not till Halloween, the pumpkins are needed to scare away the little kids. You can carve funny faces in them.

Why orange pumpkins, there are other colors too?

 

[Sariaht]

Yes that's really rasistic,

Were are the black pumpkins?

 

[jimmy p]

Were are the black pumpkins?

You can't see them because it is night time.

What is so good about a bee's knees?

 

[Tsu]

What is so good about a bee's knees?

It rhymes.

Why am I being watched by a duck?

 

[BoulderHead]

It rhymes.

Why am I being watched by a duck?

He saw you shaking your tail feathers...



What's the worst part about lingering on and on?

 

[Tsu]

He saw you shaking your tail feathers...

What's the worst part about lingering on and on?

Having to keep shaking your tail feathers.

Why do they call it 'corn'?

 

[Math Is Hard]

heh! YOU call it corn.
WE call it maize!

Why do the Trobriand Islanders use yams for currency and how do you make change for a yam?

 

[BoulderHead]

Why do the Trobriand Islanders use yams for currency and how do you make change for a yam?

Hey! you asked TWO questions *the nerve*...



Can 'toe yam' be used for change making?

 

[Math Is Hard]

Only if your two good hands are tied behind your back.

Is eating white rice immoral?

 

[BoulderHead]

Is eating white rice immoral?

Unless you're [a] Saint, yes.

What's your favorite prehistoric creature?

 

[MSI]

women!

should i ask a [stuped] question?

 

[BoulderHead]

Good answer with women, MSI !

should i ask a [stuped] question?

It's ok, you just did.

What’s a typical population size tribes reach before internal squabbling produces a factious split?

 

[Ba]

Two, people don't get along.

Who started the first revoloution?

 

[jimmy p]

Who started the first revoloution?

The guy who pushed the wheel.

Why arent wheels square?

 

[MSI]

because the edges will be brocken if you round it ..

are you evil?

 

[jimmy p]

are you evil?

Not but I live backwards.

What do cows drink?

 

[Sariaht]

frozen oxigen, that's why they muu constantly.

Since we are talking about frogs anyway, I have a question for you:

If frogs have green blood (?), and humans have red blood but kings have blue blood, what color has the blood of princes that has turned into frogs?

 

[Ba]

Orange, nothing else has orange blood.

Why do frogs ribbet?

 

[jimmy p]

Why do frogs ribbet?

Frogs ribbit because they were the last creatures to be invented, and as such, all the decent animal noises were taken up. So they had to choose between "ribbit" and "sound of someone with explosive diarrhoea" it was an obvious choice.

Why shouldn't you put toast in a toaster?

 

[Sariaht]

The toast burns in hellfire, as the humans put them in toasters to devour them not knowing that a part of hell stays in the toast. Beware, for you eat the bread of the dead!

Originaly posted by Ba:

Orange, nothing else has orange blood.

Why do frogs ribbet?

When you wrote orange blood, did you mean blood orange?

PS. Can I go now?

 

[The Bob]

The toast burns in hellfire, as the humans put them in toasters to devour them not knowing that a part of hell stays in the toast. Beware, for you eat the bread of the dead!

Originaly posted by Ba:

When you wrote orange blood, did you mean blood orange?

PS. Can I go now?

Yes but come back later.

Never let the thread go.

What is the point of a Banana?

The Bob (2004 ©)

 

[madcat11]

Yes but come back later.

Never let the thread go.

What is the point of a Banana?

The Bob (2004 ©)

The point is to be the only fruit with three 'a's' and two 'n's'

To be the only yellow fruit?

 

[The Bob]

To be the only yellow fruit?

Is like the only needle in the haystack.

What is a Bond Bong?

The Bob (2004 ©)

 

[jimmy p]

Is like the only needle in the haystack.

What is a Bond Bong?

The Bob (2004 ©)

Something 007 uses before he goes on a misson for that extra boost.

Does James Bond drink milk?

 

[The Bob]

Does James Bond drink milk?

Yes but only strawberry flavoured.

What is the point of a Licence to Kill?

The Bob (2004 ©)

 

[madcat11]

So the ones who've passed can upgrade from their 'Learners Permit' to Kill!


Why did Sean Connery wear a rug on his head?

 

[Ba]

He was going bald.

Why do bald heads have such a glare?

 

[The Bob]

Why do bald heads have such a glare?

All I have to say is Bowling Ball Polishers.

What is the point in the frames at Bowling places?

The Bob (2004 ©)

 

[plover]

What is the point in the frames at Bowling places?

Broken glass. Bowling alley vandalism is part of a thriving urban economy.

Who is getting the bowling alley vandal vote this year?

 

[The Bob]

Who is getting the bowling alley vandal vote this year?

Chopnik.

Why do slugs burn with salt?

The Bob (2004 ©)

 

[avemt1]

Why do slugs burn with salt?

The Bob (2004 ©)

they are alergic

Why do humans say the most obvious things?

 

[The Bob]

Why do humans say the most obvious things?

Because they are stupid, I thought that was obvious.

What is the point in Shaving?

The Bob (2004 ©)

 

[jimmy p]

Because they are stupid, I thought that was obvious.

What is the point in Shaving?

The Bob (2004 ©)

To help keep the evil fairies from possessing your mind. All occultists know that evil fairies are attracted to facial hair.

If a bear runs out of toilet paper, what does he use once he has crapped in the woods?

 

[recon]

The bear doesn't use anything, instead he goes over to Goldilock's house and sits on all of the chairs before deciding on a chair that he likes.

Why does toilet paper come in rolls?

 

[jimmy p]

The bear doesn't use anything, instead he goes over to Goldilock's house and sits on all of the chairs before deciding on a chair that he likes.

Why does toilet paper come in rolls?

Cos if it came in sandwiches, it would cost a lot more. Plus sliced bread doesn't feel quite as nice as a floury bap.

Why didnt the bears just bust Goldilocks for tresspassing, surely that is morally right in modern society?

 

[tribdog]

Cos if it came in sandwiches, it would cost a lot more. Plus sliced bread doesn't feel quite as nice as a floury bap.

Why didnt the bears just bust Goldilocks for tresspassing, surely that is morally right in modern society?

Papa Bear thought tresspassing was too harsh, Mama Bear thought it was too soft...
Why do they call it tresspassing when the problem isn't passing it's tressstaying?