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Ask a Stupid Quetion Get a Stupid Answer

  1. Mar 17, 2003 #1
    Woohoo, a brand new forum to post in! Just thought it didn't feel quite right without this here. So in the tradition of PF 2.0 ask a stupid "quetion" and get a stupid answer back.

    So to begin.... How long do you think it takes to reach a 1000 posts in this topic again?
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  3. Mar 17, 2003 #2

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    I think it will take at least 4 posts!

    Did you really have to misspell Question again?
  4. Mar 17, 2003 #3
    I did have to mispil qestion again as I had never done it before.

    When did I last consider not asking this question?
  5. Mar 17, 2003 #4


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    A week from next tuesday.

    Is anyone still seeing the old forums?
  6. Mar 17, 2003 #5
    Only in my day dreams.
    But ...
    Are the old forums still somewhere on the internet ?
  7. Mar 17, 2003 #6
    (This seems like a pretty good question (and thus doesn't belong here :wink: ) but...)

    Schrodinger would probably think so.

    What's the best superpower?
  8. Mar 17, 2003 #7
    Self-levitation. More precisely, the ability to produce the effect of a small gravitational force (< ~ 2 G's) upon one's own body.

    The ability to pass through solid objects would be the best superpower; but, without self-levitation, the first (and last) solid object that you pass through would likely be the Earth.

    What do you call an elevator that goes sideways?
  9. Mar 17, 2003 #8
    A trans-vator!

    Why do we ask quetions?
  10. Mar 17, 2003 #9


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    Because it feels so good when we stop.

    why did the forum cross the servers?
  11. Mar 17, 2003 #10

    Why do I need approx. 600 mg of caffeine to get out of bed these days?
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    It's the "My favorite web forum in a new version
    and my email GONE !" syndrome... :wink:

    My location is The Universe - anybody else here ?
  13. Mar 18, 2003 #12
    Sure, I'm here.

    Why didn't I post under this topic on PF2?
  14. Mar 18, 2003 #13

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    Because you thought that posting without reading through the 1000 previous posts wouldn't be fair on the people who had been there the whole time, not realising that the thread hadn't progressed at all, and you hadn't actually missed anything.

    More importantly though, Why did you decide to post here this time???
  15. Mar 18, 2003 #14
    Don't ask such hard questions :wink:.

    Hey, is this thread just some big ploy to increase post counts?
  16. Mar 18, 2003 #15
    I dont know ask FZ or Climbhi they made it (duh) hehe

    How old is PF 3? in days hours and minutes. I will accept seconds and nanosends :wink:
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    It depends on your frame of reference.
    Can we ever thank Einstein enough for giving us these excuses to avoid answering difficult questions?
  18. Mar 18, 2003 #17
    No we can't. I for one could thank him forever:wink:

    Could you? (this must have been myworst question yet!)
  19. Mar 18, 2003 #18
    Why would anyone want to bother an old man so, I never, if you had an ounce of, well, you know, it's like this, well that actually, but then again to participate in such a ranting vent would be counterproductive to the intuitive nature of the transcendental metaphysical reality of the expired expression that had been inspired so, well you should all be smart enough to figure out the rest, right?

    Is the singular of Horn-Gee, Hornge, actually the only word in the english language that rhymes with orange?
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  21. Mar 19, 2003 #20
    Well in responce to your, obviously appropo, question, certainly!! the spelling is perfect!! just like the conclusion!! in line with the reality!! accorded to the afordance!! rhymes like times rhymes with rhymes!! [zz)]

    Is this really the forum, containing the licence to be, talking, the STUUUUUPIDEST you possibly can be??
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