Ask a Stupid Quetion Get a Stupid Answer

[Lapin Dormant]

I need not-knot.

Now I wonder what we should use the old universe for?

We will use them to achieve the desired state of No need, thereafter restrooms are always open to the public...Fresh, clean and friendly, with LOTS OF TP as that is the recycle plan for the Old universe, then it willl be the motto for the new universe!

Now that we no longer need T. P. what will we read while we await our Earned & Desired Divine Staus of "No" Need?

 

[hypatia]

We, of course, will still read the back of the shampoo bottles..and wonder if Psidium Guajava fruit is really good for our hair?

 

[EnumaElish]

We, of course, will still read the back of the shampoo bottles..and wonder if Psidium Guajava fruit is really good for our hair?

May we have a quesion? Is your qustion "is Psidium Guajava fruit is really good for our hair?" ? If so I'd like to answer it in the proper fasion.

What is the proper response to a turkey's sneeze?

 

[zoobyshoe]

What is the proper response to a turkey's sneeze?

A chicken's Gesundheit.

Speeding, chicken-like, across the road to post the next quetion, will I make it, or be squished by someone posting just a second ahead of me?

 

[EnumaElish]

You made it! In worse news, you have just squished the alternative quetion. (Look under your shoe, zooby!)

Why is quetion spelled as queion in this thread?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Why is quetion spelled as queion in this thread?

It isn't. I believe you must be dysqexic.


As I race, chicken-like, across the road in my haste to post the next quetion, will I have time to do that and also knock three times on the pate of a slow witted pedestrian who is staring at me breathing through his mouth?

 

[hypatia]

You knocked on his liver? No wonder the poor guys panting like a dog, spreading his bird flu everywhere! I think we'd all be safter going to the ends of the earth. Which end has less birds?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Which end has less birds?

The end of the Earth with the fewest birds will always be that end where nest rental rates are the highest.

As I race, chicken-like, across the road, to post the next quetion before anyone else gets to it, will I also have time to stop and rescue all the salamanders who misread the Salami Crossing sign?

 

[Lapin Dormant]

As I race, chicken-like, across the road, to post the next quetion before anyone else gets to it, will I also have time to stop and rescue all the salamanders who misread the Salami Crossing sign?

Certainly Hope so as I hear that they Taste "Just Like Chicken"

If it "Tastes Like Chicken", but it runs like a Snake, How much money does it have in it's wallet?

 

[EnumaElish]

If it "Tastes Like Chicken", but it runs like a Snake, How much money does it have in it's wallet?

< total profits Roadrunner cartoons ever made.

Is it the economy?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Is it the economy?

It's the humdity.

This recent news: an unfortunate rabbit was recently struck and killed while dozing in a nearby thread, dreaming of cosmological matters. The unrepentent female motorist who squished the poor hare was quoted as saying "Of course I didn't try to swerve. He was poised to leap at the throat of my defenseless pet tiger."

Or is it the heat?

 

[EnumaElish]

Or is it the heat?

Whatever it is, it is unfortunate that she did what she did after announcing that she would not side with any of the parties in conflicts between desert animals.

Does Starbucks have a plan to open smaller stores inside their larger ones, where one may enjoy a favorite beverage upon getting tired from wandering around in the larger store?

 

[Cosmo16]

Does Starbucks have a plan to open smaller stores inside their larger ones, where one may enjoy a favorite beverage upon getting tired from wandering around in the larger store?

yes, that why they can even sell more things that are exactly the same thing with a longer name?

Which on the topic, how long until starbucks opens up inside of dunkin donuts?

 

[hypatia]

That should be soon, with there new product line..Dunkin Stars. A kosher five point star, and guaranteed 5 good dunks per serving!

hmm gone only 5 days, and back to find the rabbit's untimely demise...was he a Fricassee'in wabbit?

 

[Cosmo16]

hmmm, you would have to ask him.
However, how do you tell a rabbit from a wabbit?

 

[zoobyshoe]

However, how do you tell a rabbit from a wabbit?

This requires several courses in biology, bio-physics, bio-engineering, bio-philosophy, physiology, animal husbandry, veternary medicine, and complete mastery of The Way of the Samurai. Regardless of this education, some experts still can't make out the subtle differences and guess.
Recently when I was digging for jellyfish fossils at the beach I happened to dig up an old guitar pick. Upon close inspection I discovered that it had the name B. Wilson scratched into it. Frankly, I was astonished. How did my old college roomate, Bob Wilson's, guitar pick get to a California beach?

 

[coffee na lang dear]

Maybe somebody picked it..

Why can't we call 11 as onety-one the way we call 21 as twenty one?

 

[El Hombre Invisible]

Because that would cause ambiguity when asked how many Taiwans there are in the world.

If I can't think of a stupid question, am I too stupid or not stupid enough?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Because that would cause ambiguity when asked how many Taiwans there are in the world.
If I can't think of a stupid question, am I too stupid or not stupid enough?

You're neither. You're a delivery boy. Collecting a bill for a bunch of...grocery clerks.

Are you an assassin?

 

[El Hombre Invisible]

You're neither. You're a delivery boy. Collecting a bill for a bunch of...grocery clerks.
Are you an assassin?

I am a soldier. Dipped in egg yolk.
Why is this conversation going in reverse?

 

[zoobyshoe]

I am a soldier. Dipped in egg yolk.
Why is this conversation going in reverse?

No one installed the forward software.

Is reststance futile?

 

[Math Is Hard]

No one installed the forward software.
Is reststance futile?

Yes. All your base are belong to us.

Why is Zooby using a nekkid pichur of himself for his avatar?

 

[hypatia]

If you got it, flaunt it!

You can have my base's, but you can't have my peanutbutter...mmmmm why is Jiff the creamy-ist?

 

[Cosmo16]

Jiff is the creamist because, seceretly, they do not actually use peanuts!

Who is responsible for ending this conspirisy of epic proportions!

 

[coffee na lang dear]

who cares!

what's the difference between conspirisy and conspiracy?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Who is responsible for ending this conspirisy of epic proportions!

This conspirisy, of epic proportions, was ended by Mrs. Bertha Washington, of, coincidently, Washington. D.C. U.S.A., one day last month when she cracked into the D.O.D. computer base by complete accident while trying to access a website that had come to her attention for it's spectacular promises of a free, revolutionary formula, that anyone can make in their own kitchen, for cleaning drapes. She was exited. She typed fast and sloppy. She ended up at the DOD. Confused, she hit delete, and in the blink of an eye, an astonishing amount of critical conspirisy data was recycled into showtune lyrics.

Are you going to eat that or just play with it?

 

[coffee na lang dear]

just want to play zoob...

can somebody tell me if gumshoe have sizes?

 

[zoobyshoe]

can somebody tell me if gumshoe have sizes?

Yes, someone could tell you.


What would they say?

 

[coffee na lang dear]

errr...size 6? hahahha

d' you think it will fit?

 

[Just some guy]

Yes, but only if they want to fit

How many meese am I permitted to hunt in the Andorran hunting season?