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The discussion revolves around a playful and humorous exchange in a new forum, encouraging participants to ask "stupid questions" and receive equally silly answers. Participants engage in lighthearted banter, often incorporating puns and wordplay, such as discussing the time it might take to reach 1,000 posts or the best superpower, with self-levitation being a favorite. Questions range from the absurd, like the fate of old forums, to whimsical inquiries about elephants and the universe. The tone is irreverent, with users joking about the nature of their questions and the concept of "stupidity" in their responses. The thread serves as a space for creative and nonsensical dialogue, emphasizing fun over seriousness.
  • #3,001
Because I don't have less than or equal to you.
What percentage of people in this world are in love right now?
 
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  • #3,002
arunbg said:
Because I don't have less than or equal to you.
What percentage of people in this world are in love right now?

126%. Many people are in love with more than one person at a given time.

What would you think of a person who acted like a cheese sandwich?
 
  • #3,003
Electron17 said:
What would you think of a person who acted like a cheese sandwich?

That they are a little toasted!

Why is the sky grey?
 
  • #3,004
It's not; it's gray.

Why is my hair grey?
 
  • #3,005
sunspun said:
Why is my hair grey?

Because you are so intelligent that your gray :rolleyes: matter is coming out your hair folicles. Or at least that is what my brother likes to say...


Why am I posting stupid questions?
 
  • #3,006
Ms Music said:
Why am I posting stupid questions?
Because your gray matter isn't coming out of your hair follicles.

What's your first name Ms Music?
 
  • #3,007
Yonoz said:
What's your first name Ms Music?

Ms. :smile:


Do I HAVE to ask another stupid question?
 
  • #3,008
Ms Music said:
Ms. :smile:


Do I HAVE to ask another stupid question?

Not anymore!

Is it better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all?
 
  • #3,009
Although the saying used to be yes, but i think that i will have to go with no. The pain of losing your love is extremely agonising.

who would you like to meet right now?
 
  • #3,010
Charlie Brown's teacher.

Waaa Waaa Waa Waaaaa?
 
  • #3,011
Wooowooowooo!

Why are all larger life-forms being symmetric?
 
  • #3,012
Hmm, as far as I know, they are not. Want proof? My left ear is just a tad lower than my right ear, and my left foot is just a tad wider than my right foot. Or maybe it's that I'm not considered a larger life being... I am kinda short, so maybe that explains it.

What's a good name for a little boy dog?
 
  • #3,013
Petra.

Eaten any tasty telephones today?
 
  • #3,014
Can I ask a stupid question?Oops, too late.
 
  • #3,015
joeyar said:
Eaten any tasty telephones today?
Hard to tell--I was calling someone on the other side of the date line at the time.

Why are so many recycling bins blue?
 
  • #3,016
Recycling bins are blue so people can see them. The parts of human DNA responsible for red and green color vision are in proximity to one another. In most people with color blindness it is these parts of the DNA that combine incorrectly due to their proximity. Blue color receptors are located in another part of the genome. The government makes recycling bins blue so as many people as possible can see them, and they make traffic lights red and green so less people can see them. It's a conspiracy to clean up the environment and control the population. Save the planet, dude!

How many cops does it take to change a red light?
 
  • #3,017
Huckleberry said:
Recycling bins are blue so people can see them. The parts of human DNA responsible for red and green color vision are in proximity to one another. In most people with color blindness it is these parts of the DNA that combine incorrectly due to their proximity. Blue color receptors are located in another part of the genome. The government makes recycling bins blue so as many people as possible can see them, and they make traffic lights red and green so less people can see them. It's a conspiracy to clean up the environment and control the population. Save the planet, dude!
:smile:

How many cops does it take to change a red light?

Huckleberry, if you read over your work, you will notice that you have nearly answered your own question. Red lights do not exist primarily to help drivers, rather they exist to provide an excuse for fining people and thus fund the police department. Thus, as "changing" does not occur at high enough frequencies to provide meaningful data, a question such as this properly belongs in an Independent Research forum (if not in the S&D thread altogether.

Why is doing a thermodynamics problem during intermission more fun than actually watching an opera?
 
  • #3,018
mbrmbrg said:
:smile:
Why is doing a thermodynamics problem during intermission more fun than actually watching an opera?



Because time's fun when you're havin' flies.

If time flies when we're having fun, then shouldn't we avoid fun as much as possible in order to maximum our time in this life?
 
  • #3,019
Fun actually slows down time.

T=F^2

T, is time
F, is funHow many pins can I fit in my mouth?
 
  • #3,020
Heres my stupid question:

Why is this thread in existence on an intelligent forum?
 
  • #3,021
binzing said:
Heres my stupid question:

Why is this thread in existence on an intelligent forum?

You're right, that was a stupid question.
 
  • #3,022
Why do we need Green traffic lights? No light means "Go", right?
 
  • #3,023
jobyts said:
Why do we need Green traffic lights? No light means "Go", right?

For the color-blind.

In a mirror, why does your left hand become the right hand of your virtual counterpart, whereas top and bottom stay the same?
 
  • #3,024
Because hands descended from rubber chickens.

How much custard can I fit in your photocopier?
 
  • #3,025
joeyar said:
How much custard can I fit in your photocopier?

I'm not sure about custard, but ours keeps getting jam-med.

If a polar bear is a large white bear from the arctic region, what is a Bi-polar Bear?
 
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  • #3,026
The kind of bear that would read all 3028 posts so far. Mean Do you think I read them all?
 
  • #3,027
SineLanguage said:
I'm not sure about custard, but ours keeps getting jam-med.

If a polar bear is a large white bear from the arctic region, what is a Bi-polar Bear?

Something I'd use to describe myself.

Can bumble bees fly?
 
  • #3,028
Schrodinger's Dog said:
Can bumble bees fly?

No, their size in relation to their aerodynamic properties will not allow it. Which brings up an interesting question; how so Bumbe bees manage to catch the tuna they are famous for?
 
  • #3,029
By offering them beer.

Why doesn't wine do the job?
 
  • #3,030
joeyar said:
Why doesn't wine do the job?

becuse wining never wins anything...

Where did the yellow fin tuna go wrong - i mean, he's not on the can and is probably nearly extinct by now, to boot?
 

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