Ask a Stupid Quetion Get a Stupid Answer

[arunbg]

Because I don't have less than or equal to you.
What percentage of people in this world are in love right now?

 

[Electron17]

Because I don't have less than or equal to you.
What percentage of people in this world are in love right now?

126%. Many people are in love with more than one person at a given time.

What would you think of a person who acted like a cheese sandwich?

 

[Ms Music]

What would you think of a person who acted like a cheese sandwich?

That they are a little toasted!

Why is the sky grey?

 

[sunspun]

It's not; it's gray.

Why is my hair grey?

 

[Ms Music]

Why is my hair grey?

Because you are so intelligent that your gray matter is coming out your hair folicles. Or at least that is what my brother likes to say...


Why am I posting stupid questions?

 

[Yonoz]

Why am I posting stupid questions?

Because your gray matter isn't coming out of your hair follicles.

What's your first name Ms Music?

 

[Ms Music]

What's your first name Ms Music?

Ms.


Do I HAVE to ask another stupid question?

 

[sunspun]

Ms.


Do I HAVE to ask another stupid question?

Not anymore!

Is it better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all?

 

[Oerg]

Although the saying used to be yes, but i think that i will have to go with no. The pain of losing your love is extremely agonising.

who would you like to meet right now?

 

[Huckleberry]

Charlie Brown's teacher.

Waaa Waaa Waa Waaaaa?

 

[ManDay]

Wooowooowooo!

Why are all larger life-forms being symmetric?

 

[sunspun]

Hmm, as far as I know, they are not. Want proof? My left ear is just a tad lower than my right ear, and my left foot is just a tad wider than my right foot. Or maybe it's that I'm not considered a larger life being... I am kinda short, so maybe that explains it.

What's a good name for a little boy dog?

 

[joeyar]

Petra.

Eaten any tasty telephones today?

 

[undrcvrbro]

Can I ask a stupid question?Oops, too late.

 

[mbrmbrg]

Eaten any tasty telephones today?

Hard to tell--I was calling someone on the other side of the date line at the time.

Why are so many recycling bins blue?

 

[Huckleberry]

Recycling bins are blue so people can see them. The parts of human DNA responsible for red and green color vision are in proximity to one another. In most people with color blindness it is these parts of the DNA that combine incorrectly due to their proximity. Blue color receptors are located in another part of the genome. The government makes recycling bins blue so as many people as possible can see them, and they make traffic lights red and green so less people can see them. It's a conspiracy to clean up the environment and control the population. Save the planet, dude!

How many cops does it take to change a red light?

 

[mbrmbrg]

Recycling bins are blue so people can see them. The parts of human DNA responsible for red and green color vision are in proximity to one another. In most people with color blindness it is these parts of the DNA that combine incorrectly due to their proximity. Blue color receptors are located in another part of the genome. The government makes recycling bins blue so as many people as possible can see them, and they make traffic lights red and green so less people can see them. It's a conspiracy to clean up the environment and control the population. Save the planet, dude!

How many cops does it take to change a red light?

Huckleberry, if you read over your work, you will notice that you have nearly answered your own question. Red lights do not exist primarily to help drivers, rather they exist to provide an excuse for fining people and thus fund the police department. Thus, as "changing" does not occur at high enough frequencies to provide meaningful data, a question such as this properly belongs in an Independent Research forum (if not in the S&D thread altogether.

Why is doing a thermodynamics problem during intermission more fun than actually watching an opera?

 

[sunspun]

Why is doing a thermodynamics problem during intermission more fun than actually watching an opera?

Because time's fun when you're havin' flies.

If time flies when we're having fun, then shouldn't we avoid fun as much as possible in order to maximum our time in this life?

 

[_Mayday_]

Fun actually slows down time.

T=F^2

T, is time
F, is funHow many pins can I fit in my mouth?

 

[binzing]

Heres my stupid question:

Why is this thread in existence on an intelligent forum?

 

[undrcvrbro]

Heres my stupid question:

Why is this thread in existence on an intelligent forum?

You're right, that was a stupid question.

 

[jobyts]

Why do we need Green traffic lights? No light means "Go", right?

 

[ManDay]

Why do we need Green traffic lights? No light means "Go", right?

For the color-blind.

In a mirror, why does your left hand become the right hand of your virtual counterpart, whereas top and bottom stay the same?

 

[joeyar]

Because hands descended from rubber chickens.

How much custard can I fit in your photocopier?

 

[SineLanguage]

How much custard can I fit in your photocopier?

I'm not sure about custard, but ours keeps getting jam-med.

If a polar bear is a large white bear from the arctic region, what is a Bi-polar Bear?

 

[Alfi]

The kind of bear that would read all 3028 posts so far. Mean Do you think I read them all?

 

[Schrodinger's Dog]

I'm not sure about custard, but ours keeps getting jam-med.

If a polar bear is a large white bear from the arctic region, what is a Bi-polar Bear?

Something I'd use to describe myself.

Can bumble bees fly?

 

[SineLanguage]

Can bumble bees fly?

No, their size in relation to their aerodynamic properties will not allow it. Which brings up an interesting question; how so Bumbe bees manage to catch the tuna they are famous for?

 

[joeyar]

By offering them beer.

Why doesn't wine do the job?

 

[madcat11]

Why doesn't wine do the job?

becuse wining never wins anything...

Where did the yellow fin tuna go wrong - i mean, he's not on the can and is probably nearly extinct by now, to boot?