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Original: Micromass has single-handedly wasted half of my day.

Chinese Simplified : 微团单枪匹马浪费我一天的一半。
Back to English : Micelle alone wasted half my day.
Slovak : Micel len zbytočne polku dňa.
Back to English : Micelles as polka on unnecessarily.
Malay : Micelles sebagai polka pada tidak perlu.
Back to English : Micelles as a polka in not necessary.
Portuguese : Micelas como uma polca em não necessário.
Back to English : As a polka in micelles is not necessary.
Albanian : Si një polka në micelles nuk është e nevojshme.
Back to English : As a polka in the micelles is not necessary.
Danish : Som en polka i miceller er ikke nødvendig.
Back to English : As a polka in micelles is not necessary.
Polish : Jako polka w miceli nie jest konieczne.
Back to English : As a polka in the micelle is not necessary.
Welsh : Nid yw Fel polka yn y micelle yn angenrheidiol.
Back to English : Not As a polka in the micelle is necessary.
Serbian : Не као Полка у мицелијум је то неопходно.
Back to English : Not like the Polka mycelium is necessary.
Chinese Traditional : 不是必要的,像波爾卡菌絲。
Back to English : Not necessary, like polka mycelium.
Filipino : Hindi kinakailangan, tulad ng polka maisiliyum.
Back to English : Not necessarily, like polka mycelium.
Lithuanian : Nebūtinai, kaip polkos grybiena.
Back to English : Not necessarily, as a polka mycelium.
Hebrew : לא בהכרח, כמו תפטיר פולקה.
Back to English : Not necessarily, as mycelium polka.
Norwegian : Ikke nødvendigvis, som mycel polka.
Back to English : Not necessarily, as the mycelium polka.
Slovenian : Ni nujno, kot micelij polka.
Back to English : Not necessarily, as the spawn Regiment.
Tagalog : Hindi kinakailangan, bilang ang mga itlog ng isda disiplinahin.
Back to English : Not necessarily, as the spawn disciplined.
Icelandic : Ekki endilega, eins og hrogn agi.
Back to English : Not necessarily, such as eggs discipline.
Chinese : 不一定,如鸡蛋纪律。
Back to English : Not necessarily, such as eggs discipline.
Spanish : No se requiere, tales como la disciplina huevos.
Back to English : Not required, such as discipline eggs.
Yiddish : ניט פארלאנגט, אַזאַ ווי דיסציפּלין עגגס.
Back to English : Not required, such as discipline eggs.
Slovak : Nie je nutné, ako je disciplína vajcia.
Back to English : It is not necessary as the discipline of eggs.
Spanish : No es necesario que la disciplina de los huevos.
Back to English : It is not necessary that the discipline of the eggs.
Japanese : それは卵の規律その必要はありません。
Back to English : It does not need the discipline of the eggs.
Afrikaans : Dit hoef nie die dissipline van die eiers.
Back to English : It does not have the discipline of the eggs.
Portuguese: Portugal : Ele não tem a disciplina dos ovos.
Back to English : He lacks the discipline of eggs.

Result: He lacks the discipline of eggs.
 
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I like it.

Original: Violin will be just like standing over coffee.

Polyglot : Цигулка ще 如拉 عادية، 커피 처럼.
Back to English : Jimmy is great.

Result: Jimmy is great.
 
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Nothing quite as funny as anything you've posted here, but I just tried to intrude on a Norwegian-language intrusion into a UK-based website, in which I tried, using a FInnish-language translator, to post the following:

Norwegians!

Listen to this song:


Thanks!

***

What I got was a bunch o' crap:

Norjalaiset!

Kuulkaa tämä laulu:


Kiitos!

***

Which I had to hammer into some sort of grammatical rectitude, which means I had to:

1) put the imperative singular "kuulkaa" into the imperative plural "kulkaatte";

2) put the nominative singular "laulu" into the accusative singular "lauluaan";


***

Here's what's grammatically correct:

Norjalaiset!

Kuulkaatte tämä lauluaan:


Kiitos!

("Kiitos" means "Thanks!!")
 
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Pythagorean

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The classic one I remember:

out of sight, out of mind <--- US --> RUSSIAN --> US --> invisible madman
 

Pengwuino

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Ban him please.
 

Borek

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Original: Physics forums eat way too much of our time.

Hungarian : Fizika Fórum eszik a út túl sok idő.
Back to English : Physics Forum feeds the way too much time.
Turkish : Fizik Forum yol çok fazla zaman beslenir.
Back to English : Physics Forum is way too much time.
Turkish : Fizik Forum yol çok fazla zamandır.
Back to English : Physics Forum way too much time.
Chinese Simplified : 物理论坛方式太多的时间。
Back to English : Physics forums way too much time.
Italian : Fisica forum senso troppo tempo.
Back to English : Physics forum way too long.
Lithuanian : Fizikos forumas būdu per ilgas.
Back to English : Physics Forum for way too long.
Slovak : Fyzika Fórum príliš dlho.
Back to English : Physics Forum for too long.
Chinese Traditional : 物理論壇太長時間。
Back to English : Physics Forum for too long.
Hungarian : Fizika Fórum túl hosszú.
Back to English : Physics Forum is too long.
Greek : Φυσική φόρουμ είναι πολύ μεγάλο.
Back to English : Physics Forum is too big.

Result: Physics Forum is too big.

This is some hard to deny logic, but they lost me here:

Original: Physics forums eat way too much of our time.

Korean : 물리학 포럼 먹는 방법 우리의 시간을 너무 많이.
Back to English : Physics Forum how you eat too much of our time.
Danish : Fysik Forum hvordan du spise alt for meget af vores tid.
Back to English : Physics Forum how you eat too much of our time.
Slovenian : Fizika Forum, kako jeste preveč veliko našega časa.
Back to English : Physics Forum, how do you eat too much of our time.
Turkish : Fizik Forum, nasıl sen yemek çok fazla zaman.
Back to English : Physics Forum, how do you eat a lot of time.
Portuguese : Fórum de física, como comer um monte de tempo.
Back to English : Physics Forum, how to eat a lot of time.
Japanese : 物理学のフォーラムは、どのように多くの時間を食べる。
Back to English : Physics Forum eat, how much time.
Catalan : Fòrum sobre física menjar, quant de temps.
Back to English : Forum on physical food, how long.
Japanese : 物理的な食品、どのくらいフォーラム。
Back to English : How food, physical Forum.
Norwegian : Hvordan mat, fysiske Forum.
Back to English : How food, physical Forum.
German : Wie Essen, physische Forum.
Back to English : How food, physical Forum.

How food, physical Forum.
 

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Original: Evo has the banning gun and isn't afraid to use it.

Haitian Creole: Evo gen zam nan ki entèdi epi li se pa bezwen pè sèvi ak li.
Back To English: Evo weapons of prohibited and is not afraid to use it.
Japanese: のエボの武器は禁止とそれを使用することを恐れはありません。
Back To English: EVO weapons are afraid to use it is not prohibited.
Latin: EVO arma formidant uti non prohibetur.
Back To English: EVO afraid to not make use of arms is prohibited.
Russian: EVO боюсь, чтобы не использовать оружие запрещено.
Back To English: EVO afraid not to use weapons prohibited.
Dutch: EVO bang om geen verboden wapens te gebruiken.
Back To English: EVO afraid no banned weapons.
 

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original: I have an exam tomorrow and I'm going to pop my brain all over the exam paper

German : Ich habe eine Prüfung Morgen und ich werde mein Gehirn aller Prüfung Papier Pop
Back to English : I have an exam tomorrow and I'll my brain of all examination paper pop
Slovenian : Imam jutri izpit in bom moje možgane vsa izpitna pola pop
Back to English : I have an exam tomorrow and I'll pop my brain all examination poles
Korean : 난 내일 시험 하 고 모든 시험 폴란드 내 뇌를 팝업 거 야
Back to English : I try to test tomorrow, and all my brain is going to pop up Poland
Swedish : Jag försöker testa morgon och min hjärna kommer att dyka upp Polen
Back to English : I try to test the morning and my brain will turn up Poland
Arabic : أنا في محاولة لاختبار صباح اليوم وذهني وسوف تصل إلى بولندا
Back to English : I try to test this morning and my brain and will arrive in Poland
Polish : Spróbuj badania rano i my brain i otrzymasz w Polsce
Back to English : Try the test in the morning and my brain and you will receive in Poland
Ukranian : Спробуйте випробування в першій половині дня і мій мозок, і ви будете отримувати в Польщі
Back to English : Try the test in the morning and my brain, and you'll receive in Poland
Dutch : Probeer de test in de ochtend en mijn hersenen, en u zult ontvangen in Polen
Back to English : Try the test in the morning and my brain, and you will receive in Poland
Slovenian : Poskusite test zjutraj in moji možgani in boste prejeli na Poljskem
Back to English : Try to test this morning and my brain and you'll receive in Poland
Spanish : Intentar probar esta mañana y mi cerebro y usted recibirá en Polonia
Back to English : Try this morning and my brain and you will receive in Poland
 

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Love looks not with the eyes but with the mind

Maltese (Google) : Imħabba jistenna mhux ma 'l-għajnejn, iżda mal-moħħ
Back to English (Google) : Love looks not with eyes but with the mind
Chinese Traditional (Bing) : 愛看上去不是用眼睛而是用心靈
Back to English (Bing) : Love looks not with the eyes, but with the heart
Serbian (Google) : Љубав изгледа не са очима, али са срцем
Back to English (Google) : Love looks not with eyes but with the heart
Maltese (Google) : Imħabba jistenna mhux mal-għajnejn, iżda mal-qalb
Back to English (Google) : Love looks not with eyes, but with heart
Chinese Simplified (Bing) : 爱看不眼,而用的心
Back to English (Bing) : Love to see without eyes, and heart
Korean (Bing) : 눈, 그리고 심장 없이 보고 싶어요
Back to English (Bing) : I'd like to see without eyes, and heart
Swahili (Google) : Ningependa kuona bila macho, na moyo
Back to English (Google) : I'd like to see without eyes, and heart
Italian (Google) : Mi piacerebbe vedere senza occhi, e il cuore
Back to English (Google) : I'd like to see without eyes, and heart
Icelandic (Google) : Ég myndi vilja sjá án þess að augu og hjarta
Back to English (Google) : I would like to see without eyes and heart
Persian (Google) : من می خواهم بدون چشم و قلب را ببینید
Back to English (Google) : I see without eyes and heart

I see without eyes and heart
 

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Input: The axiom of choice is true, the well-ordering theorem is false, and who knows about Zorn's lemma?


Korean (Bing) : 선택 공리 사실이 하 고 well-ordering 정리는 false로, 죤의 보조 정리에 대 한 누가?
Back to English (Bing) : Select the well-ordering theorem is false, and the fact that the axiom of choice, Zorn lemma for who?
Hindi (Google) : अच्छी तरह से आदेश प्रमेय का चयन गलत है, और तथ्य यह है कि पसंद के स्वयंसिद्ध है, जो के लिए Zorn प्रेमयिका लेमा है?
Back to English (Google) : The well-ordering theorem is wrong, and the fact that the axiom of choice, Zorn's lemma is that for?
Galician (Google) : O teorema ben ordenación está mal, eo feito de que o axioma da escolla, lema de Zorn é isto?
Back to English (Google) : The well-ordering theorem is wrong, and the fact that the axiom of choice, Zorn's lemma is that?
Latvian (Google) : Labi pasūtīšanu teorēma ir nepareizi, un tas, ka izvēles aksiomu, Zorn 's lemma ir tas, ka?
Back to English (Google) : Well-ordering theorem is wrong, and that the axiom of choice, Zorn's lemma is that?
Chinese (Google) : 良序定理是错误的,选择公理,佐恩引理?
Back to English (Google) : Well-ordering theorem is wrong, the axiom of choice, Zorn lemma?
Danish (Google) : Well-bestilling sætning er forkert, det aksiom valg, Zorn lemma?
Back to English (Google) : Well-ordering theorem is wrong, the axiom of choice, Zorn's lemma?
Portuguese (Bing) : Teorema da boa-ordenação é errado, o axioma da escolha, lema de Zorn?
Back to English (Bing) : Well-ordering theorem is wrong, the axiom of choice, Zorn's lemma?
Albanian (Google) : Well-urdhërimin teorema është e gabuar, aksiomë e zgjedhjes, parathënie e shkurtër Zorn e?
Back to English (Google) : Well-ordering theorem is wrong, the axiom of choice, Zorn's lemma?
Portuguese: Portugal (Google) : Bem-ordenação teorema é errado, o axioma da escolha, lema de Zorn é?
Back to English (Google) : Well-ordering theorem is wrong, the axiom of choice, Zorn's lemma?
Tagalog (Google) : Well-pag-order teorama ay mali, ang nangungusap na katotohanan ng pagpipilian, Zorn ay lemma?
Back to English (Google) : Well-ordering theorem is wrong, the axiom of choice, Zorn lemma?
Galician (Google) : Ben-ordenación teorema é malo, o axioma da escolla, lema de Zorn?
Back to English (Google) : Well-ordering theorem is wrong, the axiom of choice, Zorn's lemma?
Chinese (Google) : 良序定理是错误的,选择的公理,佐恩引理?
Back to English (Google) : Well-ordering theorem is wrong, choice axiom, Zorn lemma?
Norwegian (Google) : Godt bestilling teoremet er galt, valg aksiom, Zorn lemma?
Back to English (Google) : Well-ordering theorem is wrong, the choice axiom, Zorn lemma?
Slovenian (Google) : Dobro naročanje izrek je narobe, izbire aksiom, Zorn lemma?
Back to English (Google) : Well-ordering theorem is wrong, the axiom of choice, Zorn lemma?
Norwegian (Google) : Godt bestilling teoremet er galt, det aksiom av valget, Zorn lemma?
Back to English (Google) : Well-ordering theorem is wrong, the axiom of choice, Zorn lemma?
Catalan (Google) : Bon ordre teorema és dolent, l'axioma d'elecció, el lema de Zorn?
Back to English (Google) : Good order theorem is bad, the axiom of choice, Zorn's motto?
Danish (Google) : God orden sætning er dårlig, den aksiom valg, Zorns motto?
Back to English (Google) : Good order sentence is bad, the axiom of choice, Zorn's motto?
Tagalog (Google) : Magandang upang pangungusap ay masama, ang nangungusap na katotohanan ng pagpipilian, Zorn ang salawikain?
Back to English (Google) : Good to sentence is bad, the axiom of choice, Zorn's slogan?
Ukranian (Bing) : Добре, щоб вирок це погано, аксіома вибору, Зорн, гасло?
Back to English (Bing) : Well, that sentence is bad, the axiom of choice, Zorn, the slogan?
English (Google) : Well, that sentence is bad, the axiom of choice, Zorn, the slogan?
Back to English (Google) : Well, that sentence is bad, the axiom of choice, Zorn, the slogan?
Italian (Bing) : Beh, quella frase è male, l'assioma della scelta, Zorn, lo slogan?
Back to English (Bing) : Well, that sentence is bad, the axiom of choice, Zorn, the slogan?
Turkish (Bing) : Peki, bu cümle kötü, seçim, Zorn, sloganı aksiyom?
Back to English (Bing) : So, this sentence is bad, the motto of choice, Zorn, axiom?
Slovak (Bing) : Takže táto veta je zlý, motto výberu, Zorn, axiom?
Back to English (Bing) : So this sentence is bad, the motto of choice, Zorn, axiom?
Yiddish (Google) : אַזוי דעם זאַץ איז שלעכט, די דעוויז פון ברירה, זאָרן, אַקסיאַם?
Back to English (Google) : So the sentence is bad, the motto of choice, Zorn, Axiom?
Spanish (Google) : Así que la frase está mal, el lema de la elección, Zorn, axioma?
Back to English (Google) : So the sentence is wrong, the theme of choice, Zorn, axiom?
Bulgarian (Google) : Така постановената присъда е неправилна, тема на избор, Zorn, аксиома?
Back to English (Google) : So the sentence is wrong, a topic of choice, Zorn, an axiom?
Romanian (Google) : Deci, teză este greşit, un subiect la alegere, Zorn, o axiomă?
Back to English (Google) : So the sentence is wrong, a matter of choice, Zorn, an axiom?
Vietnamese (Google) : Vì vậy, câu là sai, là vấn đề của sự lựa chọn, Zorn, một tiên đề?
Back to English (Google) : So the question is wrong, a matter of choice, Zorn, an axiom?
Arabic (Bing) : لذا فإن السؤال خاطئ، مسألة اختيار، غضب مفرط، بديهية؟
Back to English (Bing) : So the question wrong, a matter of choice, Zorn, intuitive?
Chinese Traditional (Bing) : 所以,問題錯了,一個選擇,Zorn,直觀的問題嗎?
Back to English (Bing) : So the question wrong, a choice, Zorn, intuitive problem?
Japanese (Google) : 間違っているので、質問、選択肢、ゾルン、直感的な問題?
Back to English (Google) : Because the wrong question, choice, Zorn, intuitive problem?
Maltese (Google) : Minħabba li l-kwistjoni żbaljat, l-għażla, Zorn, intuwittivi problema?
Back to English (Google) : Because the wrong question, choice, Zorn, intuitive problem?
Thai (Google) : เพราะคำถามผิดทางเลือก Zorn ปัญหาการใช้งานง่าย?
Back to English (Google) : It is an easy choice, Zorn Help?
Hebrew (Bing) : זהו לבחירה נוחה, צורן לסייע?
Back to English (Bing) : This is the easy choice, Zorn help?
Danish (Bing) : Dette er let valg, Zorn hjælp?
Back to English (Bing) : This is the easy choice, Zorn help?
Hindi (Google) : यह आसान विकल्प है, Zorn मदद?
Back to English (Google) : The easy choice, Zorn help?
Portuguese (Bing) : A escolha fácil, ajuda de Zorn?
Back to English (Bing) : The easy choice, Zorn's help?
Chinese Traditional (Google) : 最簡單的選擇,佐恩的幫助?
Back to English (Google) : The simplest choice, Zorn's help?
Hungarian (Bing) : A legegyszerűbb kiválasztott Zorn Súgó?
Back to English (Bing) : The simplest selected Zorn Help?
Norwegian (Google) : Den enkleste valgt Zorn Hjelp?
Back to English (Google) : The easiest chosen Zorn Help?
Arabic (Google) : أسهل تعليمات اختيار سورن؟
Back to English (Google) : Help choose the easiest Zorn?
Turkish (Bing) : Kolay Zorn seçim Yardımı?
Back to English (Bing) : Easy Zorn selection Help?
Filipino (Google) : Madali Zorn pagpili Help?
Back to English (Google) : Easy selection Zorn Help?
French (Bing) : Sélection facile Zorn aider ?
Back to English (Bing) : Easy selection Zorn help?
Korean (Bing) : 쉬운 선택 죤의 도움말?
Back to English (Bing) : Easy choice John's help?
Hindi (Google) : आसान विकल्प है जॉन की मदद?
Back to English (Google) : Simple options to help John?
Malay (Google) : Pilihan mudah untuk membantu John?
Back to English (Google) : Easy options to help John?
Slovenian (Bing) : Enostavno možnosti za pomoč John?
Back to English (Bing) : Easy option to help John?
Danish (Google) : Nem mulighed for at hjælpe John?
Back to English (Google) : Easy to help John?
Maltese (Google) : Faċli biex jgħinu John?
Back to English (Google) : Easy to help John?
Chinese (Google) : 易于帮助约翰?
Back to English (Google) : Easy to help John?
Dutch (Google) : Makkelijk aan John te helpen?
Back to English (Google) : Easy to John to help?
Slovak (Google) : Ľahko sa John pomôcť?
Back to English (Google) : Easy to help John?
Irish (Google) : Éasca le cabhrú le John?
Back to English (Google) : Easy to help John?
Hebrew (Google) : קל לעזור ג'ון?
Back to English (Google) : Easy to help John?
Greek (Bing) : Εύκολο να βοηθήσει τον Ιωάννη;
Back to English (Bing) : Easy to help John?

Result: Easy to help John?
 
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Original: Ryan is awesome and likes to study nano thingies.

Spanish : Ryan es impresionante y le gusta estudiar cositas nano.
Back to English : Ryan is awesome and look like little things nano.
Malay : Ryan mengagumkan dan kelihatan seperti perkara nano sedikit.
Back to English : Ryan is amazing and looks like the nano a little.
Irish : Ryan Is iontach agus tá sé cosúil leis an nana beagán.
Back to English : Ryan is great and it looks like the little Nano.
Maltese : Ryan huwa kbir u jidher qisu l-Nano ftit.
Back to English : Ryan is great and it looks like the little Nano.
Filipino : Ryan ay mahusay at ito Mukhang sa maliit na Nano.
Back to English : Ryan is great and it looks like the little Nano.
Italian : Ryan è grande e sembra che la piccola Nano.
Back to English : Ryan is great and it seems that the little Dwarf.
Norwegian : Ryan er stor og det virker som den lille dverg.
Back to English : Ryan is great and it seems that the little dwarf.
Russian : Райан является большим, и кажется, что маленький карлик.
Back to English : Ryan is great, and it seems that little dwarf.
Spanish : Ryan es grande, y parece que enano.
Back to English : Ryan is great, and seems to dwarf.
Hungarian : Ryan nagyon jó, és úgy tűnik, hogy törpe.
Back to English : Ryan is very good and seems to dwarf.
Bulgarian : Райън е много добър и изглежда джудже.
Back to English : Ryan is very good and seems to dwarf.
Norwegian : Ryan er veldig bra og ser ut til dverg.
Back to English : Ryan is very good and seems to dwarf.
Dutch : Ryan is erg goed en lijkt dwerg aan.
Back to English : Ryan is very good and seems to dwarf.
Romanian : Ryan este foarte bine şi pare să pitici.
Back to English : Ryan is very good and seems to dwarf.
Filipino : Ryan ay napakahusay at tila dwarf.
Back to English : Ryan was superb and somewhat dwarf.
Catalan : Ryan era excel · lent i una mica nana.
Back to English : Ryan was excellent and a little dwarf.
Spanish : Ryan fue excelente y un enano.
Back to English : Ryan was excellent and a dwarf.
Filipino : Ryan ay mahusay at isang dwarf.
Back to English : Ryan is great and a dwarf.
Norwegian : Ryan er stor og en dverg.
Back to English : Ryan is great and a dwarf.
Filipino : Ryan ay mahusay at isang dwarf.
Back to English : Ryan is great and a dwarf.

Result: Ryan is great and a dwarf.
 

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Original: I'm making homemade pita bread, soft and moist, not hard dry frisbees like what they sell at the grocery store

English : I'm making homemade pita bread, soft and moist, not hard dry frisbees like what they sell at the grocery store
Back to English : I'm making homemade pita bread, soft and moist, not hard dry frisbees like what they sell at the grocery store
Slovenian : Jaz sem kar domač pita kruh, mehko in vlažno, ni težko suha frisbees všeč, kar jih prodajajo v trgovini
Back to English : I'm pretty homemade pita bread, soft and moist, not dry hard like frisbees, which they sold in the shop
Icelandic : Ég er nokkuð heimabakað Pita brauð, mjúkur og rakur, ekki þurr harður eins frisbees, sem þeir seldu í búðinni
Back to English : I'm pretty homemade Pita bread, soft and moist, not dry hard like Frisbee, which they sold in the shop
Belarusian : Я вельмі хатні лаваш, мяккі і вільготны, а не сухі цяжка, як фрызбі, якая была прададзеная ў краме
Back to English : I'm home pita bread, soft and moist, not dry hard as Frisbee, which was sold in the shop
Italian : Sono a casa il pane pita, morbido e non umido, secco duro come frisbee, che è stata venduta in negozio
Back to English : I'm home pita bread, soft, wet, dry hard as a frisbee, which was sold in the shop
Belarusian : Я дома лаваш, мяккі, вільготны, сухі складана, як лятаючая талерка, які быў прададзены ў краме
Back to English : I'm home pita bread, soft, wet, dry, hard, like a flying saucer, which was sold in the shop
Maltese : Jien dar ħobż pita,, imxarrab artab, xott, iebsa, bħal li jtajru saucer, li kien mibjugħ fil-ħanut
Back to English : I'm home pita bread,, wet, soft, dry, hard, like a flying saucer, which was sold in the shop
Chinese Traditional : 我家庭皮塔餅,濕,軟,幹,硬,像一個飛碟,這是在商店出售
Back to English : My family pita bread, wet, soft, dry, hard, like a flying saucer, which is sold in stores
Chinese Simplified : 我的家庭皮塔饼,湿,软,干,硬,像一个飞碟,这是在商店出售
Back to English : My family pita bread, wet, soft, dry, hard, like a flying saucer, which is sold in stores
English : My family pita bread, wet, soft, dry, hard, like a flying saucer, which is sold in stores
Back to English : My family pita bread, wet, soft, dry, hard, like a flying saucer, which is sold in stores
Italian : La mia famiglia pane pita, bagnato, morbido, asciutto e duro, come un disco volante, che viene venduto nei negozi
Back to English : My family pita bread, wet, soft, dry and hard, like a flying saucer, which is sold in stores
Serbian : Моја породица Пита хлеб, мокро, меке, суве и тешко, као летећи тањир, који се продаје у продавницама
Back to English : My family Pita bread, wet, soft, dry and hard, like a flying saucer, which is sold in stores
Czech : Moje rodina pita chléb, vlhké, jemné, suché a tvrdé, jako létající talíř, který se prodává v obchodech
Back to English : My family pita bread, moist, fine, dry and hard, like a flying saucer, which is sold in stores
Portuguese: Portugal : Minha família pão pita, úmida, fina, seca e dura, como um disco voador, que é vendido em lojas
Back to English : My family pita bread, moist, thin, dry and hard, like a flying saucer, which is sold in stores
Japanese : 店舗で販売されている空飛ぶ円盤のような、、湿った薄い、乾燥とハード私の家族ピタパン、、
Back to English : Like a flying saucer that is sold in stores, moist pale, dry and hard pita bread my family,,
Turkish : Mağazalar, nemli, soluk, kuru ve sert pide ailem, satılan bir uçan daire gibi,
Back to English : Stores, moist, pale, dry and hard bread my family, sold as a flying saucer,
Japanese : 店舗、湿った、薄い、乾燥してハードパン空飛ぶ円盤のように販売されて私の家族、、
Back to English : Stores, moist, pale, my family is sold as a flying saucer hard bread and dried,,
Irish : Stores, tais, pale, is é mo theaghlach a dhíoltar mar arán sásar eitilte crua agus triomaithe,,
Back to English : Stores, moist, pale, my family is sold as a flying saucer hard bread and dried,
Belarusian : Крамы, вільготная, бледная, мая сям'я прадаецца як лятаючая талерка чэрствага хлеба і сушаныя,
Back to English : Shops, moist, pale, my family is sold as a flying saucer of stale bread and dried,
Portuguese: Portugal : Lojas, úmida, pálida, minha família é vendido como um disco voador de pão amanhecido e secas,
Back to English : Shops, moist, pale, my family is sold as a flying saucer of stale bread and dried,

Result: Shops, moist, pale, my family is sold as a flying saucer of stale bread and dried,
 

lisab

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Original: Lisab is a wood nymph.

Portuguese : Lisab é uma ninfa de madeira.
Back to English : Lisab is a wood nymph.
Danish : Lisab er et træ nymfe.
Back to English : Lisab is a wood nymph.
Estonian : Lisab on puidu nymph.
Back to English : Inserts are wood movies.

Result: Inserts are wood movies.
:rofl:
 

D H

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After hearing me laugh, my wife asked me, "OK D_H, what in the world are you reading?"

Original: OK D_H, what in the world are you reading.
Catalan (Google) : Acceptar D_H, el que en el món està llegint.
Back to English (Google) : OK D_H, that the world is reading.
Arabic (Bing) : موافق ديفيد، أن يقوم بقراءة العالم.
Back to English (Bing) : OK D_H, read the world.
Hungarian (Google) : OK D_H, olvasd el a világot.
Back to English (Google) : OK D_H, check out the world.
Turkish (Google) : D_H Tamam, dünyayı kontrol edin.
Back to English (Google) : D_H OK, check the world.
Irish (Google) : D_H, OK, seiceáil ar fud an domhain.
Back to English (Google) : D_H, OK, check worldwide.
Maltese (Google) : D_H, OK, iċċekkja madwar id-dinja.
Back to English (Google) : D_H, OK, check around the world.
Slovak (Bing) : D_H, OK, kontrola po celom svete.
Back to English (Bing) : D_H, OK, control over the world.
Chinese Simplified (Google) : 大卫,确定,控制世界。
Back to English (Google) : D_H, determined to control the world.
Thai (Google) : ดาวิดมุ่งมั่นที่จะปกครองโลก
Back to English (Google) : D_H is determined to rule the world.

Result: D_H is determined to rule the world.

Reminds me of Pinky and the Brain.
 

Evo

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After hearing me laugh, my wife asked me, "OK D_H, what in the world are you reading?"

Original: OK D_H, what in the world are you reading.
Catalan (Google) : Acceptar D_H, el que en el món està llegint.
Back to English (Google) : OK D_H, that the world is reading.
Arabic (Bing) : موافق ديفيد، أن يقوم بقراءة العالم.
Back to English (Bing) : OK D_H, read the world.
Hungarian (Google) : OK D_H, olvasd el a világot.
Back to English (Google) : OK D_H, check out the world.
Turkish (Google) : D_H Tamam, dünyayı kontrol edin.
Back to English (Google) : D_H OK, check the world.
Irish (Google) : D_H, OK, seiceáil ar fud an domhain.
Back to English (Google) : D_H, OK, check worldwide.
Maltese (Google) : D_H, OK, iċċekkja madwar id-dinja.
Back to English (Google) : D_H, OK, check around the world.
Slovak (Bing) : D_H, OK, kontrola po celom svete.
Back to English (Bing) : D_H, OK, control over the world.
Chinese Simplified (Google) : 大卫,确定,控制世界。
Back to English (Google) : D_H, determined to control the world.
Thai (Google) : ดาวิดมุ่งมั่นที่จะปกครองโลก
Back to English (Google) : D_H is determined to rule the world.

Result: D_H is determined to rule the world.

Reminds me of Pinky and the Brain.
:rofl: I knew it!!
 

Monique

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haha :smile:

Original: I like the people here, they are so smart and funny
Italian : mi piace la gente di qui, sono così intelligente e divertente
Back to English : I like the people here are so smart and funny
Haitian Creole : Mwen renmen pèp la sont se konsa lespri, drôles
Back to English : I love the people, that the spirit of the are so drôles
Hebrew : אני אוהב את האנשים, כי הרוח הם כל כך drôles
Back to English : I love the people, that spirit they so drôles
Czech : Mám rád lidi, že duch se tak drôles
Back to English : I like people that spirit so drôles
Portuguese : Eu gosto de pessoas que espírito assim cartoons
Back to English : I like people that spirit so cartoons
Slovenian : Všeč mi je ljudi, ki tako karikature duh
Back to English : I like the people who so cartoons spirit
Swedish : Jag gillar de människor som så Managers anda
Back to English : I like the people who so Managers spirit
Russian : Мне нравится люди которые так дух менеджеров
Back to English : I like people who have the spirit of managers
Greek : Ήθελα άτομα που έχουν το πνεύμα των διαχειριστών
Back to English : Just like people who have the spirit of administrators
Romanian : La fel ca oamenii care au spiritul de administratori
Back to English : Just like people who have the spirit of administrators

Results: Just like people who have the spirit of administrators
 
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Original: Hurkyl likes to play with dwarves

Portuguese : Hurkyl gosta de brincar com anões
Back to English : Hurkyl enjoys playing with midgets
Hungarian : Hurkyl élvezi játszik törpék
Back to English : Hurkyl enjoys playing dwarfs
Finnish : Hurkyl nauttii pelissä kääpiöt
Back to English : Hurkyl enjoys the game of dwarfs
Icelandic : Hurkyl nýtur leikur dverga
Back to English : Hurkyl enjoys games dwarfs
Afrikaans : Hurkyl geniet speletjies dwerge
Back to English : Hurkyl enjoy games dwarfs
Chinese : Hurkyl享受游戏相形见绌
Back to English : Hurkyl enjoy the game shame
Lithuanian : Hurkyl mėgautis žaidimą gėda
Back to English : Hurkyl enjoy the game shame
Danish : Hurkyl nyde spillet skam
Back to English : Hurkyl enjoy the game shame
Hebrew : Hurkyl ליהנות בושה משחק
Back to English : Hurkyl enjoy the shame game
Indonesian : Hurkyl menikmati permainan malu
Back to English : Hurkyl enjoy the game of shame
Portuguese: Portugal : Hurkyl apreciar o jogo da vergonha
Back to English : Hurkyl enjoy the game of shame
Hebrew : Hurkyl ליהנות מהמשחק של בושה
Back to English : Hurkyl enjoy the game of shame
Czech : Hurkyl si hru hanby
Back to English : Hurkyl the game of shame
Greek : Hurkyl το παιχνίδι της ντροπής
Back to English : Hurkyl game of shame
Greek : Hurkyl παιχνίδι της ντροπής
Back to English : Hurkyl game of shame
Hindi : शर्म की Hurkyl खेल
Back to English : Hurkyl game of shame
Haitian Creole : Hurkyl jwèt nan wont
Back to English : Hurkyl Games shame
Hindi : Hurkyl खेलों शर्म की बात है
Back to English : Hurkyl Games shame
Galician : Hurkyl vergoña Xogos
Back to English : Hurkyl Games shame
Chinese : Hurkyl奥运会的耻辱
Back to English : Hurkyl Olympic shame
Japanese : Hurkylオリンピックの恥
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
Albanian : Hurkyl Olimpike turp
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
Arabic : الأولمبية العار Hurkyl
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
Hungarian : Olimpiai szégyent Hurkyl
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
French : Hurkyl honte olympiques
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
Catalan : Olímpic Hurkyl vergonya
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
Irish : Hurkyl náire Oilimpeacha
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
Macedonian : Олимписки срам Hurkyl
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
Norwegian : OL skam Hurkyl
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
Norwegian : OL skam Hurkyl
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
Chinese Traditional : 奧運會的恥辱 Hurkyl
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
Welsh : Hurkyl cywilydd Olympaidd
Back to English : Hurkyl Olympic shame
English : Hurkyl Olympic shame
Back to English : Hurkyl Olympic shame
Swedish : Hurkyl olympiska skam
Back to English : Hurkyl Olympic shame
Maltese : Hurkyl mistħija Olimpiku
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
Danish : Olympiske skam Hurkyl
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
Swahili : Olimpiki aibu Hurkyl
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
Filipino : Olympic kahihiyan Hurkyl
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
French : Hurkyl honte olympiques
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
German : Olympischen Schande Hurkyl
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
Turkish : Olympic utanç Hurkyl
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
Latvian : Olympic kauns Hurkyl
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
Hungarian : Olimpiai szégyent Hurkyl
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
Hebrew : אולימפי Hurkyl בושה
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
French : Hurkyl honte olympiques
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
Vietnamese : Olympic xấu hổ Hurkyl
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
Persian : المپیک Hurkyl شرم
Back to English : Hurkyl Olympic Shame
Welsh : Hurkyl Olympaidd Cywilydd
Back to English : Hurkyl Olympic Shame
Dutch : Hurkyl Olympische Shame
Back to English : Hurkyl Olympic Shame
Slovenian : Hurkyl Olympic Shame
Back to English : Hurkyl Olympic Shame
Czech : Hurkyl olympijské Škoda
Back to English : Hurkyl Olympic Damage
Polish : Hurkyl Olympic Damage
Back to English : Hurkyl Olympic Damage
Irish : Hurkyl Oilimpeacha Damáiste
Back to English : Damage Olympic Hurkyl
Tagalog : Pinsala Olympic Hurkyl
Back to English : Damage Olympic Hurkyl
Thai : ความเสียหาย Hurkyl การแข่งขันกีฬาโอลิมปิก
Back to English : Hurkyl damage to the Olympics.

Result: Hurkyl damage to the Olympics.
 

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Original: Hurkyl is a cute math genius that loves potato tots

Italian : Hurkyl è un genio della matematica carino che ama bimbetti di patate
Back to English : Hurkyl is a mathematical genius who loves cute potato Tots
German : Hurkyl ist ein mathematisches Genie, das süße Kartoffel Tots liebt
Back to English : Hurkyl is a mathematical genius who loves sweet potato of Tots
Portuguese : Hurkyl é um gênio matemático que ama a batata-doce de Tots
Back to English : Hurkyl is a genius mathematician who loves sweet potato Tots
Catalan : Hurkyl és un matemàtic de geni que estima Tots sweet potato
Back to English : Hurkyl is a genius mathematician who loves all of sweet potato
Latvian : Hurkyl ir ģēnijs matemātiķis, kurš mīl visi saldie kartupeļi
Back to English : Hurkyl's a genius mathematician who loves all sweet potatoes
Chinese Simplified : Hurkyl 的天才数学家热爱所有的红薯
Back to English : Hurkyl genius mathematician loved all the sweet potatoes
Portuguese : Matemático de gênio Hurkyl amei todas as batatas-doces
Back to English : Genius mathematician Hurkyl loved all sweet potatoes
Japanese : すべての甘いポテト天才数学者 Hurkyl を追加しました
Back to English : Added all sweet potatoes genius mathematician Hurkyl
Turkish : Tüm tatlı patates dahi matematikçi Hurkyl eklendi
Back to English : Added all sweet potatoes genius mathematician Hurkyl
Russian : Добавлены все сладкий картофель гений математик Hurkyl
Back to English : Added all sweet potatoes genius mathematician Hurkyl
French : Ajouté tous les patates mathématicien de génie Hurkyl
Back to English : Added all engineering Hurkyl mathematician potatoes
Slovenian : Doda vse inženirske Hurkyl matematik krompir
Back to English : Adds all engineering Hurkyl mathematician potatoes
French : Ajoute tous les pommes du mathématicien génies des Hurkyl
Back to English : Adds all the geniuses of the Hurkyl mathematician apples
Finnish : Lisää Hurkyl matemaatikko omenoiden nerot
Back to English : Add Hurkyl mathematician apples principals
Italian : Aggiungere identità di mele matematico Hurkyl
Back to English : Add Apple Hurkyl mathematical identities
Indonesian : Menambahkan Apple Hurkyl matematika identitas
Back to English : Add Apple Hurkyl mathematical identities
Bulgarian : Добавяне на математически самоличности Apple Hurkyl
Back to English : Add mathematical identities Apple Hurkyl
Estonian : Lisada matemaatilisi identiteetide Apple Hurkyl
Back to English : Add mathematical identities Apple Hurkyl
Korean : 이번 주 정체성 수학 애플 Hurkyl 추가
Back to English : This week Apple Adds Hurkyl identity mathematics
Russian : На этой неделе Apple добавляет Hurkyl личность математики
Back to English : This week Apple Adds Hurkyl identity mathematics

Result: This week Apple Adds Hurkyl identity mathematics
 

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Norwegian : hertug er en whiney gutt
Back to English : Duke is a whiney boy
German : Duke ist ein whiney junge
Back to English : Duke is a whiney young
Romanian : Duce este un young whiney
Back to English : Duke is a young whiney
Dutch : Hertog is een jonge whiney
Back to English : Duke is a young whiney
Lithuanian : Kunigaikštis yra jaunas whiney
Back to English : The Prince is a young whiney
Chinese Simplified : 王子是一个年轻玩世
Back to English : Prince is a young
Danish : Prince er en ung
Back to English : Prince is a young
Swedish : Prins är en ung
Back to English : Prince is a young
Estonian : Prints on noor
Back to English : The Prince is a young
Czech : Princ je mladý
Back to English : The Prince is young
 

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Original: Help, I'm dying.

Persian (Google) : کمک ، من هستم مرگ.
Back to English (Google) : Help, I'm dead.
French (Bing) : Aide, je suis mort.
Back to English (Bing) : Help, I am dead.
English (Bing) : Help, I am dead.
Back to English (Bing) : Help, I am dead.
Indonesian (Google) : Bantuan, saya mati.
Back to English (Google) : Help, I'm dead.
Hungarian (Google) : Segítség, halott vagyok.
Back to English (Google) : Help, I'm dead.
Slovak (Bing) : Pomocník, som mŕtvy.
Back to English (Bing) : Help, I'm dead.
Persian (Google) : کمک ، من مرده است.
Back to English (Google) : Help, I'm dead.
Malay (Google) : Membantu, saya mati.
Back to English (Google) : Help, I die.
Lithuanian (Google) : Pagalba, aš miršta.
Back to English (Google) : Help, I'm dying.
Serbian (Google) : Помоћ, ја умирем.
Back to English (Google) : Help, I'm dying.
English (Google) : Help, I'm dying.
Back to English (Google) : Help, I'm dying.
Korean (Google) : 나 지금 죽어 간다 데 도움이됩니다.
Back to English (Google) : Will help, I'm dying.
Indonesian (Google) : Akan membantu, aku sekarat.
Back to English (Google) : Will help, I'm dying.
German (Bing) : Wird helfen, ich sterbe.
Back to English (Bing) : Will help, I'm dying.
Chinese Traditional (Bing) : 將説明,我將死去。
Back to English (Bing) : Description, I will die.
Chinese (Google) : 说明,我会死。
Back to English (Google) : That I will die.
Vietnamese (Bing) : Rằng tôi sẽ chết.
Back to English (Bing) : That I will die.
Slovenian (Bing) : Da sem bo umrl.
Back to English (Bing) : That I will die.
Arabic (Google) : التي من شأنها أن أموت.
Back to English (Google) : That would die.
Korean (Google) : 그 죽을 것입니다.
Back to English (Google) : He will die.
Ukranian (Google) : Він має померти.
Back to English (Google) : He should die.
French (Google) : Il devait mourir.
Back to English (Google) : He died.
Albanian (Google) : Ai vdiq.
Back to English (Google) : He died.
Serbian (Google) : Он је умро.
Back to English (Google) : He died.
Malay (Google) : Beliau meninggal dunia.
Back to English (Google) : He died.
Russian (Google) : Он умер.
Back to English (Google) : He died.
Icelandic (Google) : Hann dó.
Back to English (Google) : He died.
French (Bing) : Il est mort.
Back to English (Bing) : He is dead.
Albanian (Google) : Ai është i vdekur.
Back to English (Google) : He is dead.
Maltese (Google) : Huwa mejta.
Back to English (Google) : Is dead.
Macedonian (Google) : Е мртов.
Back to English (Google) : Is dead.
Russian (Bing) : Мертв.
Back to English (Bing) : Dead.
Indonesian (Bing) : Mati.
Back to English (Bing) : Die.
Hindi (Google) : मरो.
Back to English (Google) : Die.
Romanian (Bing) : Die.
Back to English (Bing) : Die.
Icelandic (Google) : Die.
Back to English (Google) : Die.
Chinese (Google) : 死亡。
Back to English (Google) : Death.
Dutch (Google) : De dood.
Back to English (Google) : The dead.
Chinese Traditional (Bing) : 死人。
Back to English (Bing) : The dead.
Norwegian (Bing) : Døde.
Back to English (Bing) : Dead.
Belarusian (Google) : Dead.
Back to English (Google) : Dead.
Czech (Bing) : Mrtvý.
Back to English (Bing) : Dead.
Serbian (Google) : Мртав.
Back to English (Google) : He's dead.
Lithuanian (Google) : Jis miręs.
Back to English (Google) : He was dead.
Maltese (Google) : Huwa kien mejjet.
Back to English (Google) : He was dead.
Polish (Bing) : Był już nieżywy.
Back to English (Bing) : He was already dead.
Tagalog (Google) : Siya ay na patay.
Back to English (Google) : He was dead.
Chinese (Google) : 他死了。
Back to English (Google) : He died.
Afrikaans (Google) : Hy het gesterf.
Back to English (Google) : He died.
Chinese (Google) : 他死了。
Back to English (Google) : He died.
Finnish (Bing) : Hän kuoli.
Back to English (Bing) : He died of a heart attack.
Welsh (Google) : Bu farw o drawiad ar y galon.
Back to English (Google) : He died of a heart attack.
Russian (Google) : Он умер от сердечного приступа.
Back to English (Google) : He died of a heart attack.
Chinese (Google) : 他死于心脏病发作的。
Back to English (Google) : He died of a heart attack.
Dutch (Bing) : Hij stierf aan een hartaanval.
Back to English (Bing) : He died of a heart attack.
Norwegian (Google) : Han døde av et hjerteinfarkt.
Back to English (Google) : He died of a heart attack.


Result: He died of a heart attack.


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Original: I am become the supreme onion, the saddener of worlds.

Croatian (Google) : Ja sam postao vrhovni luk, saddener svjetova.
Back to English (Google) : I became the supreme onion, saddener worlds.
Romanian (Google) : Am devenit ceapa suprem, saddener lumi.
Back to English (Google) : I became the supreme onion, saddener world.
Thai (Bing) : ฉันกลายหัวหอมจอม saddener โลก
Back to English (Bing) : I became a world leader onion saddener
Chinese (Google) : 我成为一个世界领先的洋葱saddener
Back to English (Google) : I became one of the world's leading onion saddener
Malay (Google) : Saya menjadi salah satu saddener bawang terkemuka di dunia
Back to English (Google) : I become one of the world's leading garlic saddener
Russian (Bing) : Я стала одним из мировых ведущих чеснок saddener
Back to English (Bing) : I was one of the world's leading garlic saddener
Vietnamese (Google) : Tôi là một trong những saddener tỏi hàng đầu thế giới
Back to English (Google) : I was one of the world's leading garlic saddener
Chinese (Google) : 我是世界领先的大蒜saddener
Back to English (Google) : I am the world's leading garlic saddener
Irish (Google) : Tá mé an domhain le rá saddener gairleog
Back to English (Google) : I am the world's leading garlic saddener
Latvian (Google) : Es esmu pasaules vadošo ķiplokus saddener
Back to English (Google) : I am the world's leading garlic saddener


Result: I am the world's leading garlic saddener


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Original: The more I think about language, the more it amazes me that people ever understand each other at all. - Gödel

Romanian (Bing) : Mai mult mă gândesc la limba, mai mult ma uimeste ca oameni vreodată înţeleg reciproc la toate. -Gödel
Back to English (Bing) : More I think about the language, the more it amazes me that people ever understand each other at all. -Gödel
Bulgarian (Bing) : Повече за езика, мисля, по-amazes ми, че хората някога разберат помежду си изобщо. -Гьодел
Back to English (Bing) : More about language, I think more people amazes me that ever understand each other at all. -Gödel
English (Bing) : More about language, I think more people amazes me that ever understand each other at all. -Gödel
Back to English (Bing) : More about language, I think more people amazes me that ever understand each other at all. -Gödel
Vietnamese (Google) : Thêm về ngôn ngữ, tôi nghĩ rằng nhiều người làm tôi ngạc nhiên rằng bao giờ hiểu nhau ở tất cả. -Godel
Back to English (Google) : Watch the language, I think many people surprised me that never understood each other at all. -Gödel
Thai (Google) : ดูภาษาที่ฉันคิดว่าหลาย ๆ คนที่ฉันประหลาดใจที่ไม่เคยเข้าใจซึ่งกันและกันที่ทั้งหมด - Gödel
Back to English (Google) : I see that I am surprised that many people do not understand each other at all - Gödel.
Polish (Google) : Widzę, że jestem zaskoczony, że wielu ludzi nie rozumie siebie w ogóle - Gödel.
Back to English (Google) : I see that I am surprised that many people do not understand myself at all - Gödel.
Greek (Google) : Βλέπω ότι είμαι έκπληκτος ότι πολλοί άνθρωποι δεν κατανοούν τον εαυτό μου καθόλου - Gödel.
Back to English (Google) : I see that I am surprised that many people do not understand myself at all - Gödel.
Chinese Traditional (Bing) : 我看到我驚訝的是很多人不了解自己在所有-哥。
Back to English (Bing) : I see what surprises me is that many people don't understand themselves in all-San Diego.
German (Google) : Ich sehe, was mich wundert ist, dass viele Leute nicht verstehen, sich in all-San Diego.
Back to English (Google) : I see what surprises me is that not many people understand, in all of San Diego.
Welsh (Google) : Rwy'n gweld hyn synnu fi yw nad yw llawer o bobl yn deall, ym mhob un o'r San Diego.
Back to English (Google) : I see what surprised me is that not many people understand, in all of San Diego.
Norwegian (Google) : Jeg ser det som overrasket meg er at ikke mange folk forstår, i hele San Diego.
Back to English (Google) : I see what surprised me is that not many people understand, throughout San Diego.
Romanian (Google) : Văd ceea ce ma surprins este faptul că mulţi oameni nu înţeleg, în întreaga San Diego.
Back to English (Google) : I see what surprised me is that many people do not understand, throughout San Diego.
Finnish (Bing) : Näen, mitä yllätti minut on, että monet ihmiset eivät ymmärrä, San Diego kaikkialla.
Back to English (Bing) : I see, what surprised me is that many people do not understand, San Diego.
Bulgarian (Google) : Виждам, това, което ме изненада е, че много хора не разбират, Сан Диего.
Back to English (Google) : I see what surprised me is that many people do not understand, San Diego.
Afrikaans (Google) : Ek sien wat my verras is dat baie mense nie verstaan ​​nie, San Diego.
Back to English (Google) : I saw what surprised me is that many people do not understand San Diego.
Russian (Bing) : Я видел, что удивило меня, что многие люди не понимают Сан-Диего.
Back to English (Bing) : I saw that surprised me that many people don't understand San Diego.
Arabic (Google) : رأيت أن فاجأني أن الكثير من الناس لا يفهمون سان دييغو.
Back to English (Google) : I saw that surprised me a lot of people do not understand San Diego.
Chinese (Google) : 我看到了,让我吃惊了很多人不理解圣地亚哥。
Back to English (Google) : I saw, to my surprise a lot of people do not understand San Diego.


Result: I saw, to my surprise a lot of people do not understand San Diego.


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I'm really cluttering this post up... :bugeye:


Original: Vote Drakkith for Best Armchair Scientist Award!

Afrikaans (Google) : Stem Drakkith vir die beste Armstoel Scientist Award!
Back to English (Google) : Vote for the best Drakkith Armchair Scientist Award!
Albanian (Google) : Voto për çmimin më të mirë Drakkith Armchair Scientist!
Back to English (Google) : Vote for the best price Drakkith Armchair Scientist!
Arabic (Bing) : التصويت للسعر الأفضل "العلماء ذراعين دراكيث"!
Back to English (Bing) : Vote for the best price "scientists arms drakith!"
Belarusian (Google) : Галасаванне за лепшую цану &quot;навукоўцы зброі drakith!&quot;
Back to English (Google) : Vote for the best price &quot;weapons scientists drakith!&quot;
Bulgarian (Bing) : Гласувайте за най-добрата цена
Back to English (Bing) : Vote for the best price
Catalan (Google) : Vota pel millor preu
Back to English (Google) : Vote for best price
Chinese (Google) : 投票为最佳价格
Back to English (Google) : Vote for the best price
Chinese Simplified (Google) : 投票最好的价格
Back to English (Google) : Voted the best price
Chinese Traditional (Bing) : 投票最優惠的價格
Back to English (Bing) : Voted the best price
Croatian (Google) : Proglašen je najboljim cijene
Back to English (Google) : He was named the best prices
Czech (Bing) : Byl jmenován nejlepší ceny
Back to English (Bing) : He was appointed the best prices
Danish (Bing) : Han blev udnævnt til de bedste priser
Back to English (Bing) : He was nominated for the best prices
Dutch (Google) : Hij werd genomineerd voor de beste prijzen
Back to English (Google) : He was nominated for best prices
English (Google) : He was nominated for best prices
Back to English (Google) : He was nominated for best prices
Estonian (Bing) : Ta oli nominent parima hinnaga
Back to English (Bing) : He was for the best prices
Filipino (Google) : Siya ay para sa pinakamahusay na presyo
Back to English (Google) : He was for the best price
Finnish (Google) : Hän oli paras hinta
Back to English (Google) : He was the best price
French (Google) : Il a été le meilleur prix
Back to English (Google) : He was the best price
Galician (Google) : El foi o mellor prezo
Back to English (Google) : He was the best price
German (Google) : Er war der beste Preis
Back to English (Google) : He was the best price
Greek (Google) : Ήταν η καλύτερη τιμή
Back to English (Google) : It was the best price
Haitian Creole (Bing) : Se te pi bon pri a
Back to English (Bing) : It was the best price
Hebrew (Google) : זה היה המחיר הטוב ביותר
Back to English (Google) : It was the best price
Hindi (Google) : यह सबसे अच्छी कीमत
Back to English (Google) : The best price
Hungarian (Bing) : A legjobb ár
Back to English (Bing) : The best price
Icelandic (Google) : Besta verðið
Back to English (Google) : Best price
Indonesian (Google) : Harga Terbaik
Back to English (Google) : Best Prices
Irish (Google) : Praghsanna is Fearr
Back to English (Google) : Best Prices
Italian (Google) : Prezzi migliori
Back to English (Google) : Best Prices
Japanese (Google) : 海外ホテル予約
Back to English (Google) : Great Rooms
Korean (Bing) : 훌륭한 객실
Back to English (Bing) : Great room
Latvian (Google) : Great room
Back to English (Google) : Great room
Lithuanian (Bing) : Didelis kambarys
Back to English (Bing) : Large room
Macedonian (Google) : Голем соба
Back to English (Google) : A room
Malay (Google) : Bilik
Back to English (Google) : Room
Maltese (Google) : Kamra
Back to English (Google) : House
Norwegian (Bing) : House
Back to English (Bing) : House
Persian (Google) : خانه
Back to English (Google) : Home
Polish (Google) : Do domu
Back to English (Google) : Home
Portuguese (Bing) : Casa
Back to English (Bing) : Home
Portuguese: Portugal (Google) : Casa
Back to English (Google) : Home
Romanian (Bing) : Home
Back to English (Bing) : Home
Russian (Bing) : Главная страница
Back to English (Bing) : Main page
Serbian (Google) : Главна страна
Back to English (Google) : Main Page
Slovak (Google) : Hlavná stránka
Back to English (Google) : Home
Slovenian (Bing) : Domov
Back to English (Bing) : Home
Spanish (Google) : Casa
Back to English (Google) : Home
Swahili (Google) : Nyumbani
Back to English (Google) : Home
Swedish (Bing) : Hem
Back to English (Bing) : Home
Tagalog (Google) : Tahanan
Back to English (Google) : Home
Thai (Google) : หน้าแรก
Back to English (Google) : The first page.
Turkish (Bing) : İlk sayfa.
Back to English (Bing) : The first page.
Ukranian (Bing) : На першій сторінці.
Back to English (Bing) : On the first page.
Vietnamese (Google) : Trên trang đầu tiên.
Back to English (Google) : On the first page.
Welsh (Google) : Ar y dudalen gyntaf.
Back to English (Google) : On the first page.
Yiddish (Google) : אויף דער ערשטער זייַט.
Back to English (Google) : On the first page.


Result: On the first page.
 
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haha :smile:

Original: I like the people here, they are so smart and funny
Italian : mi piace la gente di qui, sono così intelligente e divertente
Back to English : I like the people here are so smart and funny
Haitian Creole : Mwen renmen pèp la sont se konsa lespri, drôles
Back to English : I love the people, that the spirit of the are so drôles
Hebrew : אני אוהב את האנשים, כי הרוח הם כל כך drôles
Back to English : I love the people, that spirit they so drôles
Czech : Mám rád lidi, že duch se tak drôles
Back to English : I like people that spirit so drôles
Portuguese : Eu gosto de pessoas que espírito assim cartoons
Back to English : I like people that spirit so cartoons
Slovenian : Všeč mi je ljudi, ki tako karikature duh
Back to English : I like the people who so cartoons spirit
Swedish : Jag gillar de människor som så Managers anda
Back to English : I like the people who so Managers spirit
Russian : Мне нравится люди которые так дух менеджеров
Back to English : I like people who have the spirit of managers
Greek : Ήθελα άτομα που έχουν το πνεύμα των διαχειριστών
Back to English : Just like people who have the spirit of administrators
Romanian : La fel ca oamenii care au spiritul de administratori
Back to English : Just like people who have the spirit of administrators

Results: Just like people who have the spirit of administrators
The scary part is how easily the translations progressed from cartoons to the spirit of administrators.
 

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Bad translator = funny translations

Chinese: 壞的翻譯=有趣的翻譯
Back to English: Bad translation translation = fun
 

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