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Breaking News: Wilting in Plants Caused by Internet Trolls

  1. Jun 14, 2012 #1

    Drakkith

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    Per wikipedia's article on wilting: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilting

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    Edited the article. The article before the revision can be found here: http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wilting&oldid=497326200
     
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  3. Jun 14, 2012 #2
    Is there a question here?? The wikipedia article looks ok.
     
  4. Jun 14, 2012 #3

    Drakkith

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    I just edited it, sorry. Just thought it was funny lol.
     
  5. Jun 14, 2012 #4

    lisab

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    It's been fixed. You can still see the troll reference by going to the "View History" tab. :biggrin:
     
  6. Jun 14, 2012 #5

    Drakkith

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    Them dang trolls blocking all those vasculars!!!
     
  7. Jun 14, 2012 #6
    Why did you edit it?? Are you saying that the paragraph on internet trolls was incorrect??
     
  8. Jun 14, 2012 #7

    Drakkith

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    Unless you've found some trolls blocking the vascular systems of your houseplants, then yes.
     
  9. Jun 14, 2012 #8
    Do you have a reference to a scientific journal that proves that such a thing does not happen??
     
  10. Jun 14, 2012 #9

    Evo

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    Troll!!! :wink:
     
  11. Jun 14, 2012 #10

    Drakkith

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    Plant Vascular Monthly of course. A study was just done and less than 0.0002 trolls per vascular were found. This is well within the error margin for the instruments when measuring 0. Either that or it was a loose cable.
     
  12. Jun 14, 2012 #11

    Evo

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    :rofl:
     
  13. Jun 14, 2012 #12

    Drakkith

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    By the way, that was my first wikipedia edit. Go me. My first transiting exoplanet light curve, then my first wikipedia edit, soon I will formulate the GUT. For vasculars of course.
     
  14. Jun 14, 2012 #13

    Pengwuino

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    So micro has been killing my garden!?
     
  15. Jun 14, 2012 #14

    Drakkith

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    Gardens are not vasculars!!
     
  16. Jun 14, 2012 #15
    That was because you forgot to water your tomatoes for a week. For once, I had nothing to do with it.
     
  17. Jun 14, 2012 #16

    Pengwuino

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    Not according to wikipedia.

    Wikipedia knows all.
     
  18. Jun 14, 2012 #17
    There are many problems with wikipedia. This video explains it all very well:
     
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  19. Jun 14, 2012 #18

    Borek

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    That's 200 microtrolls.
     
  20. Jun 14, 2012 #19

    Drakkith

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    They prefer the term "vascularly challenged".
     
  21. Jun 14, 2012 #20

    Pengwuino

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    Who do you think I am? Ivan92?
     
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  22. Jun 14, 2012 #21

    dlgoff

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    :rofl:

    tumblr_kvpgupZOVo1qa02x4o1_250.jpg
     
  23. Jun 14, 2012 #22
    Ban micro and Peng!!!!
     
  24. Jun 14, 2012 #23

    Drakkith

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    Does anyone else here realize that Danger's name is on that troll meter?
     
  25. Jun 14, 2012 #24
    Ivan, you're hurting my feelings here :frown:
     
  26. Jun 14, 2012 #25

    BobG

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    An onion in a tomato garden and you claim to have nothing to do with the garden's problems?
     
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