Bug DNA kits for designing your own bugs

[Ivan Seeking]

...the puppy that never grows old, bug DNA kits for designing your own bugs, Control Genes [found in every dictator], Orangutans who can speak English, Spanish, or Japanese, and ear enlargements for improved hearing are just a few of the wonderful new products available from Michael Crihton's website NEXTgencode.
http://www.nextgencode.com/index.html

And if you liked the "Earthrace" boat or have an interest in biodiesel, be sure to check out "Bum Fuel".

 

[Danger]

Brilliant!

Now, how much for a dose of that 2XE4?

 

[berkeman]

OMG! Perma Puppy looks just like my daughter's dog!

 

[Ivan Seeking]

OMG! Perma Puppy looks just like my daughter's dog!

Perhaps your daughter would also be interested in having a giant pet cockroach to play with the puppy?

 

[berkeman]

Perhaps your daughter would also be interested in having a giant pet cockroach to play with the puppy?

Errrr, no. The 1-foot to 5-foot models available would cause her great distress, I'm sure. Even little biddy critters have to get dealt with by Dad.

 

[Volumunox]

... do they actually sell genetic manipulation ?

is our Genetic research/Science far enough to improve Mathematic skills or eyesight through genetic manipulation ?... as they sell apperantly.

 

[berkeman]

... do they actually sell genetic manipulation ?

is our Genetic research/Science far enough to improve Mathematic skills or eyesight through genetic manipulation ?... as they sell apperantly.

I had to go back and read a bunch of your previous posts to see if you were kidding (you only currently have 2 posts outside General Discussion, but plenty in GD). So I don't think you're kidding, and I'll be gentle in my answer. No, Volumunox, certainly not to the extent of this website. It's a tounge-in-cheek look at the future.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Errrr, no. The 1-foot to 5-foot models available would cause her great distress, I'm sure. Even little biddy critters have to get dealt with by Dad.

Ah, well, anyway, who would want a five-foot long pet that runs and hides under the counters whenever you turn on the kitchen lights?

 

[Cyrus]

Ah, well, anyway, who would want a five-foot long pet that runs and hides under the counters whenever you turn on the kitchen lights?

You mean kids back home before college is over?

 

[Mk]

Ah, well, anyway, who would want a five-foot long pet that runs and hides under the counters whenever you turn on the kitchen lights?

Big counters!

 

[dontdisturbmycircles]

Aww man their NextBird doesn't do calculus?


Bumfuel is a really good idea too.

 

[Volumunox]

I had to go back and read a bunch of your previous posts to see if you were kidding (you only currently have 2 posts outside General Discussion, but plenty in GD). So I don't think you're kidding, and I'll be gentle in my answer. No, Volumunox, certainly not to the extent of this website. It's a tounge-in-cheek look at the future.

i'm not a genious, and I'm not a spammer, so i don't see a reason to replying to stuff i don't know ;)

unless ofcourse i got a question. :)

But i love science and everything that comes with it.
so that's why I'm here ;)

And its a shame really :-/
guess we'll have to wait anothe decade.
i mean we can create new veins and repair the heart with gene manipulation, so how long can it take ;)

 

[Ivan Seeking]

But i love science and everything that comes with it.
so that's why I'm here ;)

One of the links at nextgencode has links to numerous REAL current events in genetics research.
http://www.ethicsingenetics.com/

 

[Volumunox]

Thx :)

Knowledge is a privilege and an honor as some say :)