Calculating Satan's Fall Using Formulas - Letter to Einstein

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The discussion centers around the hypothetical calculation of Satan's fall from Heaven, positing that he falls for nine days at an initial speed of 32 feet per second, with increasing acceleration. Participants explore the implications of gravitational forces and atmospheric conditions on this fall, ultimately deriving a formula for calculating the altitude of Heaven based on gravitational principles. The conversation also humorously touches on thermodynamic properties of Hell, suggesting it could be either exothermic or endothermic, depending on the influx of souls.

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DanP said:
It has been theorized that this Satan entity is a 11-dimensional being, with all 11 dimensions tightly packed. He has no observable area. However he was observed as a hologram projection at the event horizon of a black hole (human mind). Data suggests it looks like a stinking goat, vibrating in all those 11 dimensions, much like a jellyfish. Vibration in 9th dimension cause important interactions, which we observe as condensates of element 122 (AW , Awesomnium) atoms.

It is still a subject of heated debate whatever the said goat it's open or closed.

We could use the terminal velocity of a goat dropped from high altitude as a control.

Of course, we could have trouble trying to find a three-headed dragon for a upper limit.
 
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Pattonias said:
Of course, we could have trouble trying to find a three-headed dragon for a upper limit.

If we model the three-headed dragon in a 13-dimensional space the theory will be consistent with itself. It will offer a perfect theoretical model, explaining everything in 11 and 4 dimensions (and everything in between), including the answer to the question "Why does Satan falls".
 

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