Calculating Satan's Fall Using Formulas - Letter to Einstein

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The discussion revolves around a hypothetical scenario where Satan falls from heaven for nine days at an accelerating speed, prompting a request for a formula to calculate the fall. Participants analyze the physics of this fall, questioning the contradictions in the description of speed and acceleration. They explore the implications of gravitational forces, air resistance, and the altitude of heaven based on the fall duration. The conversation humorously transitions into a thermodynamic debate about whether hell is exothermic or endothermic, referencing a student's creative exam response that concluded hell must be exothermic due to the increasing number of souls. The dialogue also touches on humorous mathematical equations relating women to evil and the nature of hypothetical beings, including a comedic portrayal of Satan as a multi-dimensional entity. Overall, the thread blends scientific inquiry with humor and philosophical musings on metaphysical concepts.
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DanP said:
It has been theorized that this Satan entity is a 11-dimensional being, with all 11 dimensions tightly packed. He has no observable area. However he was observed as a hologram projection at the event horizon of a black hole (human mind). Data suggests it looks like a stinking goat, vibrating in all those 11 dimensions, much like a jellyfish. Vibration in 9th dimension cause important interactions, which we observe as condensates of element 122 (AW , Awesomnium) atoms.

It is still a subject of heated debate whatever the said goat it's open or closed.

We could use the terminal velocity of a goat dropped from high altitude as a control.

Of course, we could have trouble trying to find a three-headed dragon for a upper limit.
 
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Pattonias said:
Of course, we could have trouble trying to find a three-headed dragon for a upper limit.

If we model the three-headed dragon in a 13-dimensional space the theory will be consistent with itself. It will offer a perfect theoretical model, explaining everything in 11 and 4 dimensions (and everything in between), including the answer to the question "Why does Satan falls".
 

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