Can a Cat with Toast Defy the Laws of Physics in Quantum Mechanics?

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This discussion humorously explores the hypothetical scenario of a cat with buttered toast strapped to its back and its implications on quantum mechanics and the laws of physics. It posits that a cat, when dropped with toast butter-side up, would not fall due to a balance of forces described as "cat-twisting" and "butter repulsion." The conversation concludes that this paradox leads to the concept of antigravity, suggesting that advanced civilizations utilize this principle for space travel. The discussion blends humor with theoretical physics, making it a light-hearted yet thought-provoking exploration of these concepts.

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Hypothetically if we were to say... Just a little joke amongst quantum physicists.

"A cat always lands on its feet, toast always lands peanut butter side down.

Would a cat with toast strapped to its back hover in a state of quantum indecision?"
 
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Only inside a potential box, and a little outside too.
 
The cat would be in perpetual motion spinning around his back (the toast) forever, and will never hit the ground
 
Maybe if you strapped the toast onto the cat before you buttered it. I wouldn't think you could put the toast on the cat unbuttered side down.
 
THE SECRET OF ANTIGRAVITY...

If you drop a buttered piece of bread, it will fall on the floor butter-side down. If a cat is dropped from a window or other high and towering place, it will land on its feet.

But what if you attach a buttered piece of bread, butter-side up to a cat's back and toss them both out the window? Will the cat land on its feet? Or will the butter splat on the ground?

Even if you are too lazy to do the experiment yourself you should be able to deduce the obvious result. The laws of butterology demand that the butter must hit the ground, and the equally strict laws of feline aerodynamics demand that the cat can not smash its furry back. If the combined construct were to land, nature would have no way to resolve this paradox. Therefore it simply does not fall.

That's right you clever mortal (well, as clever as a mortal can get), you have discovered the secret of antigravity! A buttered cat will, when released, quickly move to a height where the forces of cat-twisting and butter repulsion are in equilibrium. This equilibrium point can be modified by scraping off some of the butter, providing lift, or removing some of the cat's limbs, allowing descent.

Most of the civilized species of the Universe already use this principle to drive their ships while within a planetary system. The loud humming heard by most sighters of UFOs is, in fact, the purring of several hundred tabbies.

The one obvious danger is, of course, if the cats manage to eat the bread off their backs they will instantly plummet. Of course the cats will land on their feet, but this usually doesn't do them much good, since right after they make their graceful landing several tons of red-hot starship and pissed off aliens crash on top of them.

(http://metva.com/~cyndi/math.html )
 
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lol that is a most intelllectually please statement compuchip.. I'm still laughing
 

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