Can Old Sayings Get a Modern Twist?

[tribdog]

Early to bed, early to rise pretty much describes a PFers social life.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

There is no time like the present; all others must differ by at least one quantum event.

 

[jimmy p]

"Call me old fashioned" but I send my son up chimneys. Keeps him out of mischief.

 

[arildno]

"Save your pennies for a rainy day" so you can get a bloody big umbrella.

"Don't save your penis for a dainty ray"-it's a contradiction.

 

[jimmy p]

"Charity begins at home"...so keeping all your money for yourself and not giving any away. Which is in fact the opposite of charity.

 

[phusicist]

"An I for an I leaves genetic ethics to be seen"

 

[jimmy p]

"Not until the cows come home" Those party animals.

 

[phusicist]

"Truthiness is self-evident"

 

[Artman]

Early to bed, early to rise pretty much describes a PFers social life.

Sad but funny.

 

[scott1]

"Don't let the bed bugs bite" don't worry I a lot of DDT in my bed tonight

 

[Artman]

This is one that I heard elsewhere:

To ere is human, but to really screw things up takes a computer.

 

[arildno]

This is one that I heard elsewhere:
To ere is human, but to really screw things up takes a computer.

Ere, dear?

To spell a word correctly is an Art, but it takes a man to screw up a great quote.

 

[tribdog]

to spell a word correctly is an Art, for Art to spell a word correctly is a miracle.

 

[Artman]

to spell a word correctly is an Art, for Art to spell a word correctly is a miracle.

They took away my spell checker. I'm way too lazy to look up something if I'm not quite sure. :zzz:
Funny Trib.

 

[Artman]

To err is human, to forgive is not nearly as much fun as to make fun of the mistake.