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Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Chuck Norris Counts to Infinity Twice
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The discussion centers around humorous and exaggerated "Chuck Norris facts," showcasing the legendary toughness and absurd abilities attributed to him. Participants share various jokes, such as Chuck Norris being able to count to infinity, destroy the periodic table, and even have a roundhouse kick that defies physics. The tone is light-hearted, with many finding humor in the absurdity of these claims, which are often delivered in a serious manner for comedic effect. The conversation also touches on the cultural impact of Chuck Norris jokes, suggesting they represent a unique form of humor that transcends traditional joke formats. References to pop culture, such as Family Guy and the show Survivor, further illustrate the widespread recognition of these jokes. Overall, the thread celebrates the iconic status of Chuck Norris in popular culture through a series of entertaining and outlandish anecdotes.
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Kholdstare
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Chuck Norris remembers the future.
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Kholdstare
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Carlid7
Death stalks everyone and wins eventually.
Chuck Norris will kill you all anyway, without the need for such mundane processes as life has.
And I can't be bothered to check them all, and besides I made up that last one so if it has happened, cool, great minds think alike.
When Chuck Norris bench presses he does not put weight on the bar, he bench presses the Earth.
Chuck Norris will kill you all anyway, without the need for such mundane processes as life has.
And I can't be bothered to check them all, and besides I made up that last one so if it has happened, cool, great minds think alike.
When Chuck Norris bench presses he does not put weight on the bar, he bench presses the Earth.
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