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Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Chuck Norris Counts to Infinity Twice
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Chuck Norris remembers the future.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Death stalks everyone and wins eventually.
Chuck Norris will kill you all anyway, without the need for such mundane processes as life has.
And I can't be bothered to check them all, and besides I made up that last one so if it has happened, cool, great minds think alike.
When Chuck Norris bench presses he does not put weight on the bar, he bench presses the Earth.
Chuck Norris will kill you all anyway, without the need for such mundane processes as life has.
And I can't be bothered to check them all, and besides I made up that last one so if it has happened, cool, great minds think alike.
When Chuck Norris bench presses he does not put weight on the bar, he bench presses the Earth.
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