Chuck Norris Counts to Infinity Twice

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The discussion revolves around humorous and exaggerated claims about Chuck Norris, often framed as "Chuck Norris facts." Participants share various jokes and anecdotes that highlight the absurdity and hyperbolic nature of these statements, contributing to a light-hearted and comedic atmosphere.

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  • Some participants share classic Chuck Norris jokes, such as "Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice" and "Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits."
  • Others contribute variations on the theme, like "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door" and "Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris has never cried. Ever."
  • A few participants reflect on the cultural impact of Chuck Norris jokes, suggesting they represent a unique form of humor distinct from traditional joke formats.
  • Some comments reference the context in which these jokes are shared, such as in serious tones among peers, enhancing their comedic effect.
  • There are mentions of Chuck Norris jokes being intertwined with broader cultural references, such as comparisons to historical figures or fictional scenarios.
  • One participant expresses a personal belief about the theory of evolution, linking it to Chuck Norris in a humorous yet serious manner, which introduces a more contentious viewpoint.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

While participants generally enjoy sharing and laughing at Chuck Norris jokes, there is a divergence in views regarding the implications of some jokes, particularly those that touch on serious topics like evolution and creationism. The discussion remains largely light-hearted but includes moments of contention regarding the seriousness of certain claims.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes reference cultural phenomena and may rely on specific knowledge of Chuck Norris's public persona, which could limit their understanding for those unfamiliar with the context. Additionally, the blending of humor with serious topics introduces ambiguity regarding the intent behind certain statements.

Who May Find This Useful

This discussion may be of interest to those who enjoy humor, particularly in the form of internet memes and cultural references, as well as individuals curious about the interplay between comedy and serious topics in social discourse.

  • #211
"Chuck norris cannot use reguler toilets like other humans...,thats why we have BLACK HOLES in our galaxy"

From the book "A BRIEF HISTORY OF CHUCK NORRIS".

"We hold these truths to be self-evident that all men are made equal...,accept of chuck Norris"

From "THE DECLARATION OF CHUCK-DEPENDENCE".

When you type "google chuck norris" in google and click "i am feeling lucky" this is what you get

http://www.nochucknorris.com/
 
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  • #212
FizixFreak said:
Abdul Quadeer...,MASHA-ALLAH nice name you are either from south Asia or middle east am i right?


Yeah.
I am from India :smile:
 
  • #213
Abdul Quadeer said:
Yeah.
I am from India :smile:

I am from Pakistan.

اٌپ سے مل کر بھت خوشی ھوئی

Indian Muslims can read Urdu can't they?
 
  • #214
FizixFreak said:
I am from Pakistan.

اٌپ سے مل کر بھت خوشی ھوئی

Indian Muslims can read Urdu can't they?


Yeah they can but this is not the right place for introductions. Visitor or Private messages :smile:
 
  • #215
Altas doesn't support the Earth, Chuck Norris does.
 
  • #216
Chuck Norris will make the 3,000,000th post. He doesn't have to be a member, he'll just kick his way in and do it!
 
  • #217
He will make the 4,000,000th post even though we're not there yet.
 
  • #218
Chuck Norris is pleased, but nobody knows why...

edit: Abdul: Maybe not the place, but it's interesting to see the greeting. If this forum were not so diverse, it would be incredibly dull.
 
  • #219
nismaratwork said:
edit: Abdul: Maybe not the place, but it's interesting to see the greeting. If this forum were not so diverse, it would be incredibly dull.

You are right but I don't want any warning/infraction (had enough :rolleyes:) -

Do not hijack an existing thread with off-topic comments or questions--start a new thread.

Any off-topic posts will be deleted or moved to an appropriate forum per administrator or mentor discretion.
- https://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=414380"

If you gurantee me that nothing will happen I have no problem greeting him back here :biggrin:
 
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  • #220
Abdul Quadeer said:
You are right but I don't want any warning/infraction (had enough :rolleyes:) -

- https://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=414380"

If you gurantee me that nothing will happen I have no problem greeting him back here :biggrin:

Oh, I know what you mean, but this is 'chuck norris facts'... I'd say you're safe. :smile:
No guarantee though...

So...

Chuck Norris commands the loyalty of wild animals with subtle movements of his beard.

Chuck Norris wears depleted Uranium boots so his kicks can penetrate tank-armor.
 
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  • #221
They tried using an IQ computer test on Chuck Norris.

The computer crashed because of a divide by zero error.
 
  • #222
Chuck Norris found the Riemann Hypothesis and kicked the solution out of it. PvsNP is in hiding.
 
  • #223
[Bruce] Lee had repeatedly humiliated Norris during a mock sparring session in the hotel hallway at the Long Beach International Karate Championships. Norris had offended Lee when he publicly claimed to be a better fighter than Lee. When word got back to Lee, he called Norris and openly challenged him, threatening to drive to his school to fight (Norris was teaching his black belt class at that time). According to eye witnesses, Lee made Norris hold the phone receiver up and shout in front of his black belts, “Bruce Lee is a better fighter than me!” Later, Norris wrote an Apologetic Letter to Lee; the original is currently in the care of Lee’s student, Dan Inosanto.

http://www.physical-exertion.com/dan-inosanto/bruce-lee-and-chuck-norris-fought-in-real-life/
 
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  • #224
Chuck Norris can post anything in this forum without ever getting a warning from Evo, or did I just reach the limit of the Chuck power? :-)
 
  • #225
If Chick Norris borrowed Charlie Sheens brain he would be like "dude can't handle it" and it would melt his face off.
 
  • #226
Chuck Norris smokes Charlie Sheen's hair, and drinks Keith Richards' spent blood just to get a buzz.
 
  • #227
Chuck Norris can get a free lunch.
 
  • #228
Abdul Quadeer said:
You are right but I don't want any warning/infraction (had enough :rolleyes:) -

- https://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=414380"

If you gurantee me that nothing will happen I have no problem greeting him back here :biggrin:

Abdul i guess nismar is right this is just chuck norris facts not a thread about string theory or Riemann hypothesis so its no big deal if we go a little of topic but not too much though.

Nismar i think you know what i am talking about:wink:

Anyways...,

Chuck Norris once won a breast stroke contest.....,without using his hand!

John Nash did not suffered from schizophrenia chuck Norris was just playing mind games with him!

Chuck Norris can force cows to lay eggs!

The reason why Qaddafi ceased fire is because chuck Norris threatened to round house kick him...., in the face!(YEAH)
 
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  • #229
FizixFreak said:
Abdul i guess nismar is right this is just chuck norris facts not a thread about string theory or Riemann hypothesis so its no big deal if we go a little of topic but not too much though.

Nismar i think you know what i am talking about:wink:
Here's a good one that got off-topic. Hilarious. :smile:
https://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=468765
 
  • #230
FizixFreak said:
When you type "google chuck norris" in google and click "i am feeling lucky" this is what you get

http://www.nochucknorris.com/
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  • #232
FizixFreak said:
This is where it got really of topic

https://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=466953&page=1

check out the 7th page

:confused:
 
  • #233
  • #234
FtlIsAwesome said:
Here's a good one that got off-topic. Hilarious. :smile:
https://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=468765

:biggrin:

That was an excellent group effort including staff.

Chuck Norris IS the launch system for Tomahawk missiles: he kicks them out of the launch tubes.
 
  • #236
Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick any thread back onto topic!
 
  • #237
Chuck Norris is the president of united states.

(not to get off topic but did anybody saw UFC 128)
 
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  • #238
Whether Chuck Norris decides to be the unstoppable force or the immovable object decides the outcome.

EDIT: I've just insulted him ('ulp!), he's obviously both at the same time!
 
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  • #239
FizixFreak said:
Chuck Norris is the president of united states.

(not to get off topic but did anybody saw UFC 128)

Chuck Norris has been ALL of the presidents of the USA.

(Nope, was it good? I haven't had the chance yet)
 
  • #240
cobalt124 said:
Whether Chuck Norris decides to be the unstoppable force or the immovable object decides the outcome.

EDIT: I've just insulted him ('ulp!), he's obviously both at the same time!

We'll give you a lovely eulogy because...

...Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you into a grave through the internetz!
 

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