Chuck Norris Counts to Infinity Twice

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The discussion revolves around humorous and exaggerated claims about Chuck Norris, often framed as "Chuck Norris facts." Participants share various jokes and anecdotes that highlight the absurdity and hyperbolic nature of these statements, contributing to a light-hearted and comedic atmosphere.

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Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share classic Chuck Norris jokes, such as "Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice" and "Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits."
  • Others contribute variations on the theme, like "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door" and "Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris has never cried. Ever."
  • A few participants reflect on the cultural impact of Chuck Norris jokes, suggesting they represent a unique form of humor distinct from traditional joke formats.
  • Some comments reference the context in which these jokes are shared, such as in serious tones among peers, enhancing their comedic effect.
  • There are mentions of Chuck Norris jokes being intertwined with broader cultural references, such as comparisons to historical figures or fictional scenarios.
  • One participant expresses a personal belief about the theory of evolution, linking it to Chuck Norris in a humorous yet serious manner, which introduces a more contentious viewpoint.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

While participants generally enjoy sharing and laughing at Chuck Norris jokes, there is a divergence in views regarding the implications of some jokes, particularly those that touch on serious topics like evolution and creationism. The discussion remains largely light-hearted but includes moments of contention regarding the seriousness of certain claims.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes reference cultural phenomena and may rely on specific knowledge of Chuck Norris's public persona, which could limit their understanding for those unfamiliar with the context. Additionally, the blending of humor with serious topics introduces ambiguity regarding the intent behind certain statements.

Who May Find This Useful

This discussion may be of interest to those who enjoy humor, particularly in the form of internet memes and cultural references, as well as individuals curious about the interplay between comedy and serious topics in social discourse.

  • #181
Chuck Norris doesn't need a remote. Nothing is beyond his reach.
 
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  • #182
San Antonio once invited Chuck Norris to join their police force. What they didn't realize is that he was the police force.
 
  • #183
When Chuck Norris needed a place to store his data, he roundhouse kicked the Beatles' White Album into a 1 TB hard drive. In 1967.
 
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  • #184
When Chuck Norris needs his back scratched, he roundhouse kicks whoever's in front of him clear around the planet.
 
  • #185
Chuck Norris owns seven homes, one on each of the seven different continents, and lives in all of them.

At the same time.
 
  • #186
Chuck Norris would never run for President. Ruler of the Universe, perhaps, but never President.
 
  • #187
Chuck Norris never tapes his moving boxes shut. They stay closed out of fear.
 
  • #188
Chuck Norris had a dog. It lived for 4,379 years, just like Chuck Norris.
 
  • #189
When Chuck Norris decides to have a cup of coffee, the beans grind themselves.
 
  • #190
Chuck Norris once grabbed a pair of live electrical wires.

He shocked the whole town.
 
  • #191
Mailmen aren't afraid of anything.

Except dogs.

And Chuck Norris.
 
  • #192
Clive Cussler didn't Raise the Titanic.

Chuck Norris did.

Well, he felt bad, as he was the one who sunk it in the first place.
 
  • #193
Chuck Norris once had an epiphany.

Rome.
 
  • #194
mugaliens said:
Chuck Norris once had an epiphany.

Rome.

:smile:

That is the best of a very large bunch.
 
  • #195
FizixFreak said:
In the bathroom of chuck Norris you will find a roll of sand paper instead of the regular toilet paper!
That's not quite correct.

stainless_steel_toilet_paper.jpg
 
  • #196
FtlIsAwesome said:
That's not quite correct.

stainless_steel_toilet_paper.jpg

Its looks like you have been to the bathroom of chuck Norris how did you survived?...,Anyways


Chuck Norris was once attacked by grizzly bears while camping in the woods....,chuck Norris was later charged with animal cruelty!

Despite being a man chuck Norris can breastfeed a baby!

Chuck Norris can measure the speed and position of any subatomic particle...,SIMULTANEOUSLY!

If the mentors find out that i am a friend of chuck Norris they will never lock any of my thread:biggrin:
 
  • #197
Borek surmised that the PF post rate jumped radically due to this thread. Not true! I did some checking and found that the post count doubled when Chuck Norris made a post.
 
  • #198
Ivan Seeking said:
Borek surmised that the PF post rate jumped radically due to this thread. Not true! I did some checking and found that the post count doubled when Chuck Norris made a post.

:smile:

That's a winner right there.

Chuck Norris is the Bodhisattva of ***-kicking.
 
  • #199
FizixFreak said:
Chuck Norris can measure the speed and position of any subatomic particle...,SIMULTANEOUSLY!
Yeah!
FizixFreak said:
If the mentors find out that i am a friend of chuck Norris they will never lock any of my thread:biggrin:
Problem is... Chuck Norris doesn't have friends, he's a One Man Wrecking Crew.
 
  • #200
Ivan Seeking said:
Borek surmised that the PF post rate jumped radically due to this thread. Not true! I did some checking and found that the post count doubled when Chuck Norris made a post.
I thought it tripled??
 
  • #201
FtlIsAwesome said:
Problem is... Chuck Norris doesn't have friends, he's a One Man Wrecking Crew.

No you are wrong...,kill him chuck kill him!
 
  • #202
So you're saying Chuck isn't a One Man Wrecking Crew?
 
  • #203
FtlIsAwesome said:
So you're saying Chuck isn't a One Man Wrecking Crew?

You will not live long enough to find the answer!

Chuck Norris can make Nismar's lesbian friend straight:biggrin:
 
  • #204
FizixFreak said:
You will not live long enough to find the answer!

Chuck Norris can make Nismar's lesbian friend straight:biggrin:


He could too, it's not that he's attractive, he just has magical powers.

She'd go back to women when he was gone however, even Norris has his limits.


Chuck Norris can command slime-molds to form enormous structures and act as his private army, or privy (depending on need).

Chuck Norris takes his coffee black, with a splash of botulinum for flavor.

Chuck Norris injects sea-snake venom into his neck every morning to get him going.
 
  • #205
Chuck Norris has seven testicles often referred to as DRAGON BALLZ!
 
  • #206
FizixFreak said:
Chuck Norris has seven testicles often referred to as DRAGON BALLZ!

Hmmmm... I'd hate to see the dragon appear! :smile:
 
  • #207
nismaratwork said:
Hmmmm... I'd hate to see the dragon appear! :smile:

Dont worry about the dragon only worry about chuck Norris!
 
  • #208
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it. :biggrin:
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
 
  • #209
Abdul Quadeer said:
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
This is ultimate! :biggrin:
 
  • #210
Abdul Quadeer said:
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it. :biggrin:
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.

Abdul Quadeer...,MASHA-ALLAH nice name you are either from south Asia or middle east am i right?
 

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