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FizixFreak said:
No. When Chuck Norris was born, he abucted all lions and finished raising them.
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The discussion revolves around humorous and exaggerated claims about Chuck Norris, often framed as "Chuck Norris facts." Participants share various jokes and anecdotes that highlight the absurdity and hyperbolic nature of these statements, contributing to a light-hearted and comedic atmosphere.
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- Some participants share classic Chuck Norris jokes, such as "Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice" and "Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits."
- Others contribute variations on the theme, like "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door" and "Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris has never cried. Ever."
- A few participants reflect on the cultural impact of Chuck Norris jokes, suggesting they represent a unique form of humor distinct from traditional joke formats.
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- One participant expresses a personal belief about the theory of evolution, linking it to Chuck Norris in a humorous yet serious manner, which introduces a more contentious viewpoint.
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While participants generally enjoy sharing and laughing at Chuck Norris jokes, there is a divergence in views regarding the implications of some jokes, particularly those that touch on serious topics like evolution and creationism. The discussion remains largely light-hearted but includes moments of contention regarding the seriousness of certain claims.
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Some jokes reference cultural phenomena and may rely on specific knowledge of Chuck Norris's public persona, which could limit their understanding for those unfamiliar with the context. Additionally, the blending of humor with serious topics introduces ambiguity regarding the intent behind certain statements.
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No. When Chuck Norris was born, he abucted all lions and finished raising them.
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Hurkyl said:I'm just teasing, but I found it amusing nonetheless.
It was very amusing, I'd even say outright funny.
Chuck Norris can kick an abacus into a microprocessor.
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Chuck Norris doesn't eat zuchini. He roundhouse kicks it into prime rib, cooked medium-well.
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks a cow. He doesn't buy steaks, either. Same cow.
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Some say Chuck Norris was spoon-fed as a child. Not true. Chuck Norris was never a child.
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Chuck Norris doesn't find wool scratchy. Wool finds Chuck Norris scratchy.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wrestle alligators. He eats them. Whole.
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When Chuck Norris stumbled across Gilligan's Island during a morning swim, he roundhouse kicked the island and it's castaways to Hawaii. After learning how goofy they were, he roundhouse kicked them to another desert island.
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Chuck Norris wrote, produced, directed, and acted in the movie Kick-***, as well as all other action adventure movies made since the 1300's.
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Chuck Norris once flicked a booger into outer space. It became the AllSpark.
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Chuck Norris doesn't polish furniture. It polishes him.
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The FBI and CIA once investigated Chuck Norris. They lost.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pay taxes to the IRS. They pay taxes to him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do laundry. The dirt flies off his clothes in fear.
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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris knocks on door.
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Vladimir Putin fears no man.
Except Chuck Norris.
Except Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once scanned a document, and inadvertantly created the Library of Congress.
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When Chuck Norris speaks, E.F. Hutton listens.
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Chuck Norris was hungry, but tired of the usual faire, so he roundhouse kicked a monkey into the world's first banana.
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The doctor didn't take Chuck Norris' appendix out. He took her out. She was cute.
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While visiting Egypt, a camel inadvertantly brushed up against Chuck Norris' sleeve, so he roundhouse kicked it a few thousand years into the past, thereby creating the Great Pyramids.
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Ever wonder why we've never been visited by aliens?
Yep, you guessed it. Chuck Norris.
Yep, you guessed it. Chuck Norris.
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We didn't actually drop the bomb on Japan. We dropped Chuck Norris.
Twice.
Twice.
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Chuck Norris is the real father, and mother, of every human on the planet.
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It took Egypt sixteen centuries to build the sixteen Great Pyramids. It took Chuck Norris sixteen seconds to destroy the thirteen he didn't like.
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Continental drift? Nope. Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris never visited Europe.
Europe visited Chuck Norris.
Europe visited Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't take out the trash. He kicks it out.
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Chuck Norris doesn't fix his own cars. They fix themselves as he's walking towards them.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep on a bed. The bed sleeps under Chuck Norris.
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