Confession: I'm a Boy? Believe Me?

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The discussion revolves around the believability of a participant, Lisa!, claiming to play the role of a girl online. Participants express skepticism about this claim, with some firmly believing Lisa! is genuinely female, citing behaviors and choices that align with traditional gender stereotypes. The conversation humorously explores the complexities of gender identity in online interactions, with playful banter about the absurdity of gender impersonation. Participants also reflect on their perceptions of Lisa!'s gender based on writing style and content, leading to a broader commentary on how individuals can misinterpret gender online. Ultimately, the thread highlights the playful confusion and curiosity surrounding gender roles in digital spaces, while participants engage in lighthearted speculation about identity.
  • #31
Somehow this thread is going off topic! I just wanted to know whether it ever cross your someone's mind that I can't be a girl!
The reason I am asking this:
I get to know a countrymate on net! well he thinks that I'm a boy. My attitude, expressions, the way I consider issues,... That's not matter to any of you since we just want to have friendly conversation about current issues in or country and real life. So We're just having fun with this.:cool:
I Just wanted to have fun with that sbject here too...:shy:
 
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  • #32
Hate to steal Artman's thunder, but Lisa! has outed herself (or more accurately UNouted herself) as a girl:

As a girl, she clearly understood Artman's question, regaredless of her answer. If she were a man she would have said

"Stop. Ask for Directions... I hear the words, but they do not make any sense."
 
  • #33
Lisa! said:
hmmm... I ask the postal worker because they knw directions better, although policeman suposed to be more trusty! :rolleyes:

is it a joke?[/size]

AH HAH!
You must be a girl! The postal worker is the logical choice, which of course no man would take!

A real man would drive around searching hopelessly until extremely late, then which one he asked would depend on whether he ran out of gas, or was stopped by a policeman because he was so late he was speeding!
 
  • #34
DaveC426913 said:
Hate to steal Artman's thunder, but Lisa! has outed herself (or more accurately UNouted herself) as a girl:

As a girl, she clearly understood Artman's question, regaredless of her answer. If she were a man she would have said

"Stop. Ask for Directions... I hear the words, but they do not make any sense."
Exactly correct!
 
  • #35
Lisa! said:
Somehow this thread is going off topic! I just wanted to know whether it ever cross your someone's mind that I can't be a girl!
The reason I am asking this:
I get to know a countrymate on net! well he thinks that I'm a boy. My attitude, expressions, the way I consider issues,... That's not matter to any of you since we just want to have friendly conversation about current issues in or country and real life. So We're just having fun with this.:cool:
I Just wanted to have fun with that sbject here too...:shy:
This is in GD, of course its going to go off topic! :-p
As for who you met, I cannot fathom what would make him think you were a boy. There is nothing, or at most inpercievably little, about you that would give the impression that you are a boy. Maybe you're rational, and he expects the sterotype emotional answer from women.
 
  • #36
Artman said:
AH HAH!
You must be a girl! The postal worker is the logical choice, which of course no man would take!

A real man would drive around searching hopelessly until extremely late, then which one he asked would depend on whether he ran out of gas, or was stopped by a policeman because he was so late he was speeding!


truth! :approve:
 
  • #37
Artman said:
AH HAH!
You must be a girl! The postal worker is the logical choice, which of course no man would take!

A real man would drive around searching hopelessly until extremely late, then which one he asked would depend on whether he ran out of gas, or was stopped by a policeman because he was so late he was speeding!

Sounds like you're speeking from experience Artman! :wink:
 
  • #38
Dawguard said:
Sounds like you're speeking from experience Artman! :wink:
Oh gosh yes.
 
  • #39
ُsorry but that test couldn't help! I didn't answer you base on what I might do in real life.(I just tried to find a logical answer for a question. just that) :-p
As for that guy he already tried plenty of tests on me and I failed all of them! :biggrin: He says I'm a boy because he's not seen any girl who speak the way I do.:rolleye:
Anyway here you think I'm agirl because my name says so and I always tries to speak in a girlish way. In another message board that my name didn't reveal my gender, all people thought/think I'm a boy.(1 of girls almost accused me of being sexist while I've not even tried to make them think of me as a boy...:biggrin:)
 
  • #40
Okay let's say for a second it's true. Can you just picture Lisa! as a three-hundred pound, burly, hairy armed, five-foot tall, truck driver, sitting at his/her desk, wearing his/her favorite pink frilly nightgown (even though it's daytime), typing the words, "Which 1 is cuter?" saying each word as it is typed in his her deep, truck-driver's voice. Then giggling as she/he adds the :-p smiley face to the phrase.
 
  • #41
Artman said:
Okay let's say for a second it's true. Can you just picture Lisa! as a three-hundred pound, burly, hairy armed, five-foot tall, truck driver, sitting at his/her desk, wearing his/her favorite pink frilly nightgown (even though it's daytime), typing the words, "Which 1 is cuter?" saying each word as it is typed in his her deep, truck-driver's voice. Then giggling as she/he adds the :-p smiley face to the phrase.
:smile: :smile:
 
  • #42
Artman said:
Okay let's say for a second it's true. Can you just picture Lisa! as a three-hundred pound, burly, hairy armed, five-foot tall, truck driver, sitting at his/her desk, wearing his/her favorite pink frilly nightgown (even though it's daytime), typing the words, "Which 1 is cuter?" saying each word as it is typed in his her deep, truck-driver's voice. Then giggling as she/he adds the :-p smiley face to the phrase.
Oh God, you had to go put that pictuer in my head! :mad:
I'm going to go hang myself now.
 
  • #43
Then she/he reaches down and adjusts his/her goodies in the too-tight lacy pink undies, grins down at the bunny slippers staring up at him/her from the floor and types "hmmm... I ask the postal worker because they knw directions better...," punching the keys with his/her thick callused fingers Lisa! then adds, "although policeman suposed to be more trusty!"
 
  • #44
...While humming "I Feel Pretty" from Westside Story.:biggrin:
 
  • #45
Artman said:
AH HAH!
You must be a girl! The postal worker is the logical choice, which of course no man would take!

A real man would drive around searching hopelessly until extremely late, then which one he asked would depend on whether he ran out of gas, or was stopped by a policeman because he was so late he was speeding!

What the heck are you on about? That sounds exactly like the derogatory type characterization a woman would make in reference to men.

A real man would find his way there without asking directions. Nothing else matters - not the torn jacket, not the mud on his face, not the horseshoe shaped welt on his chest, not shotgun pellets in his backside, not the burrs in his saddle (the car malfunctioned - it did not run out of gas - unless, maybe, the gas gauge malfunctioned).

And no logical person, male or female, would ask a postal worker for directions - they might go postal!

Hmm, it would seem that my previous paragraph might include at least one impossible premise. Which leads me to wonder...
 
  • #46
You really are a sadistic person, aren't you Artman? How much pleasure do you derive from this: is it enough to make for the fact that you are ripping my soul from me, turning me into a cynical, jaded human without the least compunction of compassion? :devil:

Alright, that was a little exagerated, but not much!

OK, I exagerated a lot, but the principle remains the same!

Fine, the principle was made up, but you got the point: happy now!
 
  • #47
Dawguard said:
You really are a sadistic person, aren't you Artman? How much pleasure do you derive from this: is it enough to make for the fact that you are ripping my soul from me, turning me into a cynical, jaded human without the least compunction of compassion? :devil:

Alright, that was a little exagerated, but not much!

OK, I exagerated a lot, but the principle remains the same!

Fine, the principle was made up, but you got the point: happy now!
...While humming "I Feel Pretty" from Westside Story.
...And he/she was thinking, "I wonder if Dawguard would find me attractive?"
:devil: :biggrin:
 
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  • #48
You'd better be a girl, Lisa!, or those PM's are going to seem pretty weird. :eek:
 
  • #49
Now I may as well suspect that you're a boy. I think, girls are not so bright to play tricks on men, like pretending to be a boy and persuading others to doubt in their certainty unless a girl is extraordinary and thinks differently than most of the girls.
 
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  • #51
:eek: Lisa!'s an eTransvestite?
 
  • #52
Artman said:
Okay let's say for a second it's true. Can you just picture Lisa! as a three-hundred pound, burly, hairy armed, five-foot tall, truck driver, sitting at his/her desk, wearing his/her favorite pink frilly nightgown (even though it's daytime), typing the words, "Which 1 is cuter?" saying each word as it is typed in his her deep, truck-driver's voice. Then giggling as she/he adds the smiley face to the phrase.

Then she/he reaches down and adjusts his/her goodies in the too-tight lacy pink undies, grins down at the bunny slippers staring up at him/her from the floor and types "hmmm... I ask the postal worker because they knw directions better...," punching the keys with his/her thick callused fingers Lisa! then adds, "although policeman suposed to be more trusty!"

:smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: The worst thing is, I could picture it, and it wasn't pretty ! He (Lisa) was wearing white undershirt which had "BIG DADDY" written on the front side. :biggrin:

Lisa (or Peter, Mike, Dan, whatever... :biggrin: ) why didn't you make your first post as a poll ? But, anyway, I can't believe you're a guy, not for a second.
 
  • #53
Igor_S said:
Lisa (or Peter, Mike, Dan, whatever... :biggrin: ) why didn't you make your first post as a poll ?
Good idea! But when I was posting this thread, I wasn't in the mood to think of poll options.



But, anyway, I can't believe you're a guy, not for a second.
What makes you to think I should be female?:-p





Danger said:
You'd better be a girl, Lisa!, or those PM's are going to seem pretty weird. :eek:
How about me forwarding those PMs to your w? Would you still say "You'd better be a girl,..."?:devil:
 
  • #54
I've seen people feign their gender on the internet time and time again for comedic purposes...the most amusing scripts goe something like this:


One day be a girl---Lisa!

The next day be a boy---Lester!

The following day or the same day be gender neutral and declare yourself neither happy as a boy or a girl.

Repeat. But note that some people don't understand the difference between a crazy person and a goofball.
 
  • #55
Lisa! said:
How about me forwarding those PMs to your w? Would you still say "You'd better be a girl,..."?:devil:
I wouldn't be able to say anything. She'd rip my tongue out and beat me to death with it.
 
  • #56
Danger said:
I wouldn't be able to say anything. She'd rip my tongue out and beat me to death with it.
She should cut your fingers!:-p
 
  • #57
For reasons that I'm not going to get into, she likes my fingers as they are.





Come to think of it, by the same token my tongue is probably safe after all.
 
  • #58
Danger said:
For reasons that I'm not going to get into, she likes my fingers as they are.





Come to think of it, by the same token my tongue is probably safe after all.
:smile:
So you agree with me that I'd better to be a boy?
I think you'd keep your tongue since your w'd think that saying those things to a boy could be a good punishment for you!:-p
 
  • #59
Nope, I still think that you'd better be a girl. You seem to have forgotten that while you know my e-mail address, you don't know hers. :-p
 
  • #60
Danger said:
You seem to have forgotten that while you know my e-mail address, you don't know hers. :-p
Then, you don't women well enough ...:-p
 

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