Defining Gravity - Give it a Rest

[gillwill]

Defining Gravity - Give it a Rest!

As usual the scientific explanations are all totally off the wall; nothing but whimsical flights of imagination by delusional pseudo-intellectual kooks who base their pretentious propositions on foundations of their own fatuous utopian conceptions.

The most accurate answer can be found at the source noted below.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39512/print/

 

[-Job-]

What i like about that theory is that requires no evidence, observations, deductions... I have felt that, in my times of thinking about hard problems, it would be best to just give up. So you can see why i totally support "Intelligent Falling". I think it's great. Finally, the mistery of gravity is solved and i don't have to think about anymore. Sweet, what will i do with my time.

 

[Cyrus]

I like how these idiots are replacing the theory of gravity, which they call flawed, by their own theory which is just as ambiguous.

Kansas must have a state full of idiots.

 

[chroot]

You know it's a joke, right cyrus?

- Warren

 

[Cyrus]

It is? D'OH!

 

[Moonbear]

It is? D'OH!

Yep, The Onion is known for satire.

 

[Cyrus]

I never heard about it......grrrr

 

[zoobyshoe]

Despite the headway this new theory makes it has a fatal flaw: it is misnamed. Since God is pushing everything down it ought to be called Intelligent Pushing.

 

[ZapperZ]

Gravity doesn't exist. The Earth really sucks!

Zz.

 

[Chi Meson]

You know it's a joke, right cyrus?

- Warren

Is Gillwill a joke? Who is he/she really?

 

[Lewis]

Whoever he/she is, I think he/she just copied this thread from another forum. I saw it somewhere a few days ago.

 

[FredGarvin]

This was brought up here a while back.

The onion is pretty funny.

What's the phrase from Wayne's World? FISHED IN! FISHED IN!

 

[Physics is Phun]

wow, thanks to you I've been reading the onion for the past 4 hours, I'm going to get fired here!

 

[AlphaNumeric]

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/38718