Calm down man, how would you expect me to know that's what you mean when you just got through saying everything evolves according to the Schrödinger equation? (you said your model involved
'an ontological probability evolving according to scrhoedinger evolution') If there are random quantum jumps, then it's not actually true that the Schrödinger equation determines the dynamics at all times. And saying the jumps are "random" is not very specific, is there supposed to be a probability distribution determining the likelihood that another quantum jump will happen a given time after the previous one? Or are you invoking consciousness/free will to determine when jumps occur? What actually happens to the quantum state vector during the jumps, does it involve jumping onto an eigenstate of some observable (or a
complete set of commuting observable), if so it is always a position eigenstate or can the whole universe jump into a momentum eigenstate where there is maximal uncertainty in position, and if so what would that be like? If it does involve jumping into an eigenstate, you need to realize this is exactly what is meant by "collapse", so you were wrong to say earlier
'There is no "collapse", trust me'. If it doesn't involve jumping into an eigenstate, what prevents the universe from just continually jumping into states that involve macroscopic superpositions like Schrödinger's cat? You need specific answers to these kinds of questions for your idea to be remotely well-defined.
Anyway my critique about decoherence still applies, I find it very inelegant to assume objective "jumps" that just happen to behave exactly like the records you would get if you assumed
no jumps until the very end of a long series of experiments, just continuous evolution of the quantum state vector according to the Schrödinger equation, with a final "jump"/collapse in which the measurement records go to a classical state. In this case the records will
appear to show a series of previous collapses when the small quantum system interacted with a large measuring instrument, due to decoherence, even though none actually happened earlier in this model. The fact that decoherence would give "fake" collapses that happen to look just like real collapses seems too coincidental to me.