Doctor, Doctor Jokes: Tom Jones Syndrome

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Discussion Overview

The thread features a collection of "Doctor, Doctor" jokes, exploring humor through various comedic scenarios involving doctors and patients. The scope is primarily comedic, with a focus on wordplay and puns rather than any serious medical discussion.

Discussion Character

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Main Points Raised

  • Participants share a variety of "Doctor, Doctor" jokes, each presenting a humorous interaction between a doctor and a patient.
  • Some jokes play on common phrases or idioms, such as "It's not unusual" in response to the Tom Jones syndrome joke.
  • Several jokes involve puns related to medical conditions or misunderstandings, like "I think I'm a pair of curtains? Pull yourself together!"
  • There are jokes that incorporate elements of absurdity, such as "I think I'm a bridge?" followed by a humorous response about vehicles.
  • Participants also include jokes that reflect on the nature of medical consultations, like "Can I have a second opinion? Of course, come back tomorrow!"

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

Participants generally agree on the humorous nature of the jokes shared, with no significant disagreement present as the discussion remains light-hearted and focused on comedy.

Contextual Notes

The jokes rely on wordplay and cultural references, which may not resonate equally with all audiences. The humor is subjective and may depend on individual tastes.

Who May Find This Useful

Readers interested in humor, particularly in the context of medical jokes or puns, may find this collection entertaining.

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"Doctor, doctor!
.People always ignore me!"

"Next!"
"Doctor, doctor!
I have this compulsion to sing Delilah."

"You have Tom Jones syndrome."

"Is that a rare disease?"

"It's not unusual."
 
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"Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I do this!"

"Then don't."
 
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Doctor, Doctor
I can't stop stealing things
Take these pills for a week; if that doesn't work I'll have a color TV!

Doctor, Doctor
What can I do? I think I'm a pair of curtains?
Pull yourself together man!

Doctor, Doctor
I think I'm a bridge?
What's come over you?
Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.

Doctor, Doctor
I think I'm god?
How did that start?
In the beginning there was darkness...

Doctor, Doctor
Every bone in my body aches!
Just be glad you aren't a herring!

Doctor, Doctor
Can I have second opinion?
Of course, come back tomorrow!

Doctor, Doctor
I think I've broken my neck?
Don't worry - keep your chin up!

Doctor Doctor
My daughter has just swallowed my pen - what shall I do?
Use a pencil!

Doctor Doctor
What can I do? Everyone thinks I'm a liar?
I find that very hard to believe!

Doctor, Doctor
I feel like a pack of cards?
I'll deal with you later!

Doctor, Doctor
You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking!
Do you drink a lot?
Not really - I spill most of it!

Doctor, Doctor
I feel like a spoon?
Still still and don't stir!

Doctor, Doctor
Every time I drink a cup of coffee I get this stabbing pain in my eye!
I suggest you take the spoon out!

Doctor, Doctor
My irregular heartbeat is really frightening me.
Don't worry - we'll soon put a stop to it!

Doctor, Doctor
Please help me. I think I'm invisible
Next Please!

Doctor, Doctor
I've just swallowed my mouth organ
Well look on the bright side, at least you weren't playing a grand piano!

Doctor, Doctor
I think I'm a bell?
Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!

Doctor, Doctor
I think I'm a cat?
How long has this been going on?
Oh, since I was a kitten I guess!

Doctor, Doctor
I've got insomnia
Just sit on the edge of the bed. You'll soon drop off!
 
Doctor, doctor
Give me the news
I've got a bad case of lovin' you.

-(Rock)
 

"Doctor, Doctor! .I'm having deja vu!"
"You told me that this morning."

"Doctor, doctor! .I think I'm invisible!"
"Who said that?"

"Doctor, doctor! .I'm losing my memory!"
"How long has this been going on?"
"How long has what been going on?"

"Doctor, doctor! .I broke my leg in two places!"
"Well, stay out of those places."

"Doctor, give it to me straight. .How long do I have?"
"Ten ..."
"Ten what? .Years? .Months? . Weeks?"
"... nine ... eight ... "

Dentist: "You have a large mouth. .You have a large mouth."
Patient: "You don't have to repeat it."
Dentist" "I didn't."
 

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