In a ground breaking study, researchers have found that ER patients talk to people in white coats! What's even more impressive is that the real doctors and nurses all wore blue scrubs! Griped one patient, "I wish the janitors would stop pestering me about dripping blood all over the place. I can't help it if I'm bleeding! And wish that darn doctor would come back! I'm beginning to worry he didn't like what kind of beer I drank!" As an off-topic aside, what kind of beer do you like to drink before visiting the Emergency Room?