Not in my wheelhouse but, for a while I have wanted to do a mashup of the Friends theme song (I'll Be There for You) and Take the Money and Run - cutting between the two at the clapclapclapclapclap.
Hoo-hoo
This here's a story about Billy Joe and Bobbie Sue
Two young lovers with nothin' better to do
Than sit around the house, get high, and watch the tube
And here's what happened when they decided to cut loose
They headed down to, ooh, old El Paso
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Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A.
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week
Your month, or even your year, but