Finding Solace in Favourite Quotes: Escaping Despair with Words of Wisdom

[FizixFreak]

Training and hard work can help human come over disadvantages of genetics and any type of adversity i believe humans are the most superior beings because they learn and adapt things through hard work better then any other species we are not superior due to appausable thumbs or our ability to walk upright so yeah hard work is the key in any walk of life(now if i could just come over my laziness and get of from the couch and go to pee)

Yours truly FizixFreak

 

[OmCheeto]

When in trouble,
When in doubt,
Run in circles,
Scream and Shout!

One of my favorites of all time.

Anyone know where that came from? Someone just said is was very Seussesque.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

One of my favorites of all time.

Anyone know where that came from? Someone just said is was very Seussesque.

Someone here had it as a sig... not sure who now.

 

[nismaratwork]

I forgot this one... I transcribed it years ago during an Ohio "sniper" spree. This is a former CNN anchor, who had possibly 3 neurons, all desprately trying to keep her alive... little was left for thougt.

I filed this under:Sublime idiocy: "It's not a needle in a haystack, it's a haystack full of bullets" (Daryn Kagen of CNN concerning sniper in Ohio)"

 

[FizixFreak]

Physics is to Math what Sex is to Masturbation
--Richard Feynman

Does masturbation means what i think it means(مشت زنی)

 

[Char. Limit]

Does masturbation means what i think it means(مشت زنی)

Ahh... think like sex, but you're by yourself.

 

[FizixFreak]

Ahh... think like sex, but you're by yourself.

So its like "helping yourself" looks like i just learned a new word

Well any ways here are some of my favorite quotes some of them are from real life(translated)

"I can't believe it...,you are going to blame me for this"

I usually say that when i fart while i am with my friends.

"whenever i do it...,i hope its the last time"

one of my friends talking about "masturbation"!

"Rule 17..., never turn your back on bears,men you have wronged and dominant turkey during mating season"

From the American hit series "THE OFFICE"

"When my mother was pregnant with me they did an ultrasound and found that she was having twins and when they did another ultrasound a few weeks later they found that i had resorbed the other fetus do i regret this?..., no i believe his tissues made me stronger i now have the strength of a grown man AND a little baby"

Another one from "THE OFFICE".

 

[FtlIsAwesome]

UFOs exist, and there's not a single person who can deny this fact.

Well, what else would you call an Unidentified Flying Object?

[+11 char]

 

[jhae2.718]

Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that's
not why we do it. --Richard Feynman.

 

[petm1]

When in trouble,
When in doubt,
Run in circles,
Scream and Shout!

I have seen this work it was not a pretty sight but effective. One night I stopped for a frantic young lady in the fast lane of a six lane highway. She was running in circles while screaming and waving her arms. Within her circle was a person who had already been hit and then ran over by multiple vehicles. After the victim was loaded into an ambulance for transport to the hospital, I asked her why? Her reply “nothing else would get people to stop”.

 

[FtlIsAwesome]

https://www.physicsforums.com/showpost.php?p=3162996&postcount=6

[F]eel free to tell me I am an idiot.

(PS That's quote mining >grin<)

 

[FtlIsAwesome]

Someone here had it as a sig... not sure who now.

I saw it as a signature in the old PF 2.0.

 

[OmCheeto]

When in trouble,
When in doubt,
Run in circles,
Scream and Shout!

I have seen this work it was not a pretty sight but effective. One night I stopped for a frantic young lady in the fast lane of a six lane highway. She was running in circles while screaming and waving her arms. Within her circle was a person who had already been hit and then ran over by multiple vehicles. After the victim was loaded into an ambulance for transport to the hospital, I asked her why? Her reply “nothing else would get people to stop”.

I was caught a bit off guard by a tsunami once.(April 23rd, 2006. ~2:17pm) I was calm and collected as usual. But this very pretty young lady was running in circles, screaming and shouting before the wave hit. It totally distracted me.

Ah! This isn't random thoughts!

Ah!

 

[Ivan Seeking]

The first law of mechanics: Righty tighty lefty loosey.

 

[jhae2.718]

The first thing we teach people visiting our flight simulators:
Stick forward, houses get bigger. Stick backwards, houses get smaller.

 

[nismaratwork]

The first thing we teach people visiting our flight simulators:
Stick forward, houses get bigger. Stick backwards, houses get smaller.

OK, that's classic.

 

[Lancelot59]

The first law of mechanics: Righty tighty lefty loosey.

Unless you're using propane hoses or any right hand threaded screws.

 

[nismaratwork]

Unless you're using propane hoses or any right hand threaded screws.

...And just like that *poof* the safe bubble in which I've lived evaporates!

 

[jhae2.718]

Unless you're using propane hoses or any right hand threaded screws.

You mean left hand threads, right?

 

[Lancelot59]

You mean left hand threads, right?

Yes. Those ones.

 

[OmCheeto]

Beware the ides of March.

https://www.physicsforums.com/showpost.php?p=3198274&postcount=1153"

 

[nismaratwork]

Beware the ides of March.

https://www.physicsforums.com/showpost.php?p=3198274&postcount=1153"

Heh... good pal of mine has his birthday on the 15th... that's how I've said, "happy birthday" to him for over 20 years.

I was a prick even as a kid... big shocker right?

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"This is a psychiatric failure, it's not a political failure; it's a failure of our ability to provide basic care for people who have 'brain diseases- that are seriously mentally. If these people had kidney diseases we wouldn't stand for it, but they don't understand the brain well enough and we have completely failed them." (Dr. E Fuller Torrey on CNN regarding the Loughner incident, in an hour dedicated to Schizophrenia.)

 

[Char. Limit]

If you speak the truth, have a foot in the stirrup.

-Turkish Proverb

Especially true in the modern era.

 

[Insanity]

"Insanity is relative. It depends on who has who locked in what cage." - Ray Bradbury

"You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it." - Robin Williams

"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die." - H.P. Lovecraft

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Yes. Those ones.

Let me repeat that: Right tighty lefty loosey!

 

[nismaratwork]

"Eugene is a very natural people. You see, his way of saying 'thank you' is to get drunk and not go to work." (Eugene Mirman)

 

[Lacy33]

"Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid."
— Albert Einstein

 

[nismaratwork]

"A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle." (James Keller)

 

[FtlIsAwesome]

Imagination is more important than knowledge - Einstein

 

[Lacy33]

"A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle." (James Keller)

"As the eagle was killed by the arrow winged with his own feather, so the hand of the world is wounded by its own skill."
(Helen Keller)