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Why no santa hat over the P in the banner? No holiday spirit around here?
Cyrus said:Why no santa hat over the P in the banner? No holiday spirit around here?
Company Memo
FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All Employees
DATE: October 1, 2008
RE: Gala Christmas Party
I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place
on December 23rd, starting at noon in the private function room at the
Grill House. There will be a cash bar and plenty of drinks! We'll have a
small band playing traditional carols... feel free to sing along. And
don't be surprised if our CEO shows up dressed as Santa Claus! A
Christmas tree will be lit at 1:00 PM. Exchanges of gifts among
employees can be done at that time; however, no gift should be over
$10.00 to make the giving of gifts easy for everyone's pockets. This
gathering is only for employees!
Our CEO will make a special announcement at that time!
Merry Christmas to you and your family,
Patty
Company Memo
FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All Employees
DATE: October 2, 2008
RE: Gala Holiday Party
In no way was yesterday's memo intended to exclude our Jewish employees.
We recognize that Hanukkah is an important holiday, which often
coincides with Christmas, though unfortunately not this year. However,
from now on, we're calling it our "Holiday Party." The same policy
applies to any other employees who are not Christians and to those still
celebrating Reconciliation Day. There will be no Christmas tree and no
Christmas carols will be sung. We will have other types of music for
your enjoyment.
Happy now?
Happy Holidays to you and your family,
Patty
Company Memo
FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All Employees
DATE: October 3, 2008
RE: Holiday Party
Regarding the note I received from a member of Alcoholics Anonymous
requesting a non-drinking table, you didn't sign your name. I'm happy to
accommodate this request, but if I put a sign on a table that reads, "AA
Only", you wouldn't be anonymous anymore. How am I supposed to handle
this?
Somebody?
And sorry, but forget about the gift exchange, no gifts are allowed since
the union members feel that $10.00 is too much money and the executives
believe $10.00 is a little chintzy.
REMEMBER: NO GIFTS EXCHANGE WILL BE ALLOWED.
Company Memo
FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
To: All Employees
DATE: October 4, 2008
RE: Generic Holiday Party
What a diverse group we are! I had no idea that December 20th begins the
Muslim holy month of Ramadan, which forbids eating and drinking during
daylight hours. There goes the party! Seriously, we can appreciate how
a luncheon at this time of year does not accommodate our Muslim
employees' beliefs.. Perhaps the Grill House can hold off on serving
your meal until the end of the party or else package everything for you
to take it home in little foil doggy baggy. Will that work?
Meanwhile, I've arranged for members of Weight Watchers to sit farthest
from the dessert buffet, and pregnant women will get the table closest to
the restrooms.
Gays are allowed to sit with each other. Lesbians do not have to sit
with Gay men, each group will have their own table.
Yes, there will be flower arrangement for the Gay men's table.
To the person asking permission to cross dress, the Grill House asks that
no cross-dressing be allowed, apparently because of concerns about
confusion in the restrooms. Sorry.
We will have booster seats for short people.
Low-fat food will be available for those on a diet.
I am sorry to report that we cannot control the amount of salt used in
the food . The Grill House suggests that people with high blood pressure
taste a bite first.
There will be fresh "low sugar" fruits as dessert for diabetics, but the
restaurant cannot supply "no sugar" desserts. Sorry!
Did I miss anything?
Patty
Company Memo
FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All F*%^ing Employees
DATE: October 5, 2008
RE: The F*%^ing Holiday Party
I've had it with you vegetarian ******! We're going to keep this party
at the Grill House whether you like it or not, so you can sit quietly at
the table furthest from the "grill of death," as you so quaintly put it,
and you'll get your f*%^ing salad bar, including organic tomatoes. But
you know, tomatoes have feelings, too. They scream when you slice them.
I've heard them scream. I'm hearing them scream right NOW!
The rest of you f*%^ing wierdos can kiss my *ss. I hope you all have a
rotten holiday!
Drive drunk and die,
The B*tch from H*ll!
Company Memo
FROM: Joan Bishop, Acting Human Resources Director
DATE: October 6, 2008
RE: Patty Lewis and Holiday Party
I'm sure I speak for all of us in wishing Patty Lewis a speedy recovery
and I'll continue to forward your cards to her.
In the meantime, management has decided to cancel our Holiday Party and
give everyone the afternoon of the 23rd off with full pay.
Happy Holidays!
Joan
Greg will put it up at the appropriate time. Ho, ho, ho - fa-la-la-la, la - la - la - laaaa!Cyrus said:Why no santa hat over the P in the banner? No holiday spirit around here?
Greg Bernhardt said:ho ho ho!
berkeman said:Uh-oh. Looks like HR took it back down again, Greg.
Don't forget to hang the mistletoe in the Relationships forum.Greg Bernhardt said:ho ho ho!
No, they'll just eat it and it's poisonous!Astronuc said:Don't forget to hang the mistletoe in the Relationships forum.
Mistletoe all around for the kiddies, and chocolate for the dogs!Evo said:No, they'll just eat it and it's poisonous!
Just kidding about the dogs.turbo-1 said:Mistletoe all around for the kiddies, and chocolate for the dogs!
turbo-1 said:Just kidding about the dogs.
turbo-1 said:Just kidding about the dogs.
Get a bottle of sherry and join us for chat on New Years eve if Greg opens it. Had a blast here last year.berkeman said:You guys are killing me here!
dlgoff said:Get a bottle of sherry and join us for chat on New Years eve if Greg opens it. Had a blast here last year.
berkeman said:...an idea of how hard it is to plan these things for such a diverse community as the PF...
Cyrus said:JAJAJAJAJAJ You jerks!
This is awesome, leave it!
Ack! Well, better than off to clean the cat box.Moonbear said:I love the Christmas spirit there, Cyrus! The tag line under it is the coup de grace. Okay, now I'm in a really good mood...off to grade exams.
turbo-1 said:Ack! Well, better than off to clean the cat box.
drizzle said:
Grading exams!
The question is how does Moonbear http://www.scribd.com/A-Guide-to-Grading-Exams-VERY-FUNNY/d/1707" ? Or, sniper kitten could lend her a helping hand
I wish I'd had someone like you when I was in school. I had one professor that was so bad that most of the time he'd just say "since most of you are asleep anyway, class dismissed". He would stand in front of the class and in the most monotone voice, read from a book. I was one of the few that he didn't put to sleep, but it was really hard not to. Teaching was not his forte.Moonbear said:My students (I hope) are appreciative that I use a much kinder method. I make them work their little butts off all semester long, and then they do well on the final exam out of sheer desperation and ernest effort. I'm actually really proud of them. I gave my nursing students similar questions to those I gave to the dental students and the class had about an 82% average because they finally learned how to study. They were smart enough to do it all semester long, but took until the end to really figure out how to study right. Don't let the sniper kitty fool you...it's all warm and fuzzy if you work hard.
There could be several reasons for the missing Santa hat. It could be a technical issue with the banner design or coding, or it could have been intentionally removed.
The first step would be to check if the issue is with your device or browser. If other banners or images are also not displaying properly, then the problem may be with your device. If only the Santa hat is missing, then it is likely an issue with the banner itself. In that case, contacting the website or banner designer would be the best course of action.
It is impossible to determine without more context. If the banner is for a holiday-themed website or event, then the missing Santa hat could be an oversight or mistake. However, if the banner is for a non-holiday related purpose, then the missing Santa hat may have been intentionally left out.
If you are the owner or creator of the banner, then you can certainly add a Santa hat to it. However, if the banner belongs to someone else or is used on a website or platform that you do not have control over, then it would be best to reach out to the owner or designer to request the addition of a Santa hat.
The missing Santa hat may affect the holiday spirit of the banner, depending on the context and purpose of the banner. If the banner is for a holiday-themed event or website, then the missing Santa hat may make it seem incomplete or less festive. However, if the banner is for a non-holiday related purpose, then the missing Santa hat may not have a significant impact on the overall message or spirit of the banner.