Gale Gets Glasses: Exciting News & Hot Librarian Look

[Integral]

I also recently got a pair of glasses. I was thinking about posting a pick, just to show you how bad it can get. But this is your thread and I don't want to scare anyone off.

 

[hitssquad]

And ya... i have a nose ring... its really small though, and hardly noticable or offensive.

http://www.city-journal.org/html/8_4_oh_to_be.html

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The signs—both large and small—of the reversal in the flow of aspiration are everywhere. Recently, a member of the royal family, a granddaughter of the queen, had a metal stud inserted into her tongue and proudly displayed it to the press. Such body piercing began as a strictly underclass fashion, though it has spread widely to the popular culture industry—into a branch of which, of course, the monarchy is fast being transformed.

Middle-class girls now consider it chic to sport a tattoo—another underclass fashion, as a visit to any British prison will swiftly establish. The idea that a girl should have herself tattooed would have horrified the middle classes as recently as ten years ago. But young middle-class women now proudly wear tattoos as badges of antinomian defiance, of intellectual independence, and of identification with the supposedly downtrodden—if not of the entire world, then at least of our inner cities.
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[LeBrad]

You need to cut lines in your sideburns so the arms have a place to rest.

 

[Gale]

You need to cut lines in your sideburns so the arms have a place to rest.

oh right... why didn't i think of that i don't think that'll happen though... for some reason i can't ever seen to grow very much facial hair. i had a skimpy mustache once, but it wasn't quite as attractive as i could've hoped... I guess you're going to be the only one with cleverly shaven sideburns. You should take a picture. That sounds hot.

 

[Danger]

I also recently got a pair of glasses.

Going strictly by your avatar, I always thought that you already wore glasses. (And I still say that you have beady eyes.) Never figured out why you're on roller-skates, though.

And ya... i have a nose ring... its really small though, and hardly noticable or offensive. But i like it,

Call me old-fashioned, but I really like piercings, tattoos, etc. on women. (Any others that I–in a strictly professional capacity–should know about? )

http://www.city-journal.org/html/8_4_oh_to_be.html

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The signs—both large and small—of the reversal in the flow of aspiration are everywhere.

What the bloody hell is that all about? How'd you manage to fit an encyclopedia in here?

i don't think that'll happen though... for some reason i can't ever seen to grow very much facial hair. i had a skimpy mustache once, but it wasn't quite as attractive as i could've hoped...

Don't worry; you're young yet. It'll come in soon enough. (Sooner, if you're Italian.)

 

[ShawnD]

Don't worry; you're young yet. It'll come in soon enough. (Sooner, if you're Italian.)

I hope that doesn't happen. The last thing we need now is a bearded Gale running around scaring all the children.

 

[Danger]

Gale running around scaring all the children.

I'm pretty sure Artman has that covered already.

 

[LeBrad]

for some reason i can't ever seen to grow very much facial hair. i had a skimpy mustache once,

You probably weren't watering it enough. When I grew my beard, I found that watering it twice a day really helped it grow in full and thick.

 

[dextercioby]

Hey,are u giving advice about beards to a girl?? :

Daniel.

 

[Gale]

You probably weren't watering it enough. When I grew my beard, I found that watering it twice a day really helped it grow in full and thick.

Heh, i'll keep that in mind eh? my facial hair will probably never be as pretty as yours though. But then, you are such a handsome fellow, how could i compete?!?

 

[LeBrad]

Heh, i'll keep that in mind eh? my facial hair will probably never be as pretty as yours though. But then, you are such a handsome fellow, how could i compete?!?

You are in luck madam. I recently decided to lose the old face sweater due to popular request from the internet babes. I kept the shavings though, so if you like I could send them to you. I guess you could like glue it to your face or something. I think in some cultures that's as good as growing your own beard.

 

[Gale]

You are in luck madam. I recently decided to lose the old face sweater due to popular request from the internet babes. I kept the shavings though, so if you like I could send them to you. I guess you could like glue it to your face or something. I think in some cultures that's as good as growing your own beard.

internet babes eh?? i never told you to shave... you mean... there's someone else! or worse elses! Oh brad... i feel so put out. But then... i can have the shavings eh? hrmm. That sounds kinda hot... brad hairs... mmm... i could like, glue them close to my lips, so whenever i need some sexy, i can just lick a little bit of brad... I'm sure i'd look pretty hot too.

 

[dextercioby]

Yo,Gale,i'm leaving!This is turning gross

Daniel.

 

[LeBrad]

internet babes eh?? i never told you to shave... you mean... there's someone else! or worse elses! Oh brad... i feel so put out. But then... i can have the shavings eh? hrmm. That sounds kinda hot... brad hairs... mmm... i could like, glue them close to my lips, so whenever i need some sexy, i can just lick a little bit of brad... I'm sure i'd look pretty hot too.

Funny you should mention that because it reminds me of an intersting story. Actually it's not so much interesting as it is long. Anyway, it all started when I wanted to go to this costume party, but I didn't have a costume. Luckily, the maintenance man in my apartment complex had a spare shower, so I went as that somehow. But then I kept pissing off the toughest kid in school and tried to steal his exgirlfriend. This kid also happened to be the local All-Valley under 18 karate champion. I got my butt kicked a ton of times; once on the beach, once on my bike, once by a rogue gang of skeletons, and once on the soccer field. Anyway, eventually I learned how to truly love and became king of the Morlocks.

The point of the story is, that if you need more hair, I could shave some chest hair for you too.

 

[Gale]

...
The point of the story is, that if you need more hair, I could shave some chest hair for you too.

...you said i could shave your chest hair...



Speaking of glasses... now when I'm not wearing mine, my eyes tend to hurt... is that normal?

 

[LeBrad]

Do you call glasses 'spectacles'?

Why yes, yes I do.

 

[Gale]

Wow, i think you just read my mind! you answered my question before i could even ask it!

by the way,
Do you call glasses 'spectacles'?

 

[LeBrad]

Wow, i think you just read my mind! you answered my question before i could even ask it!

by the way,
Do you call glasses 'spectacles'?

Ok, but now it's my turn to ask a question. Do you know a catcher that played at least 15 years in the AL, and spent his entire career with the same team? That's the only spot I'm missing between my two All-Franchise teams.

 

[Gale]

Ok, but now it's my turn to ask a question. Do you know a catcher that played at least 15 years in the AL, and spent his entire career with the same team? That's the only spot I'm missing between my two All-Franchise teams.

No
but i once met a guy who said he knew how to lick his own ear.

 

[Math Is Hard]

No
but i once met a guy who said he knew how to lick his own ear.

heh. seems like every guy I meet makes that claim!
but ooh, that reminds me -this weekend I finally learned the trick for tying a knot in a cherry stem with my tongue .

 

[Gale]

heh. seems like every guy I meet makes that claim!
but ooh, that reminds me -this weekend I finally learned the trick for tying a knot in a cherry stem with my tongue .

hmmph, I've never been able to do that, and man have i tried! I've always wanted to take a starburst wrapper off inside my mouth too... that'd also be cool...

 

[Math Is Hard]

hmmph, I've never been able to do that, and man have i tried! I've always wanted to take a starburst wrapper off inside my mouth too... that'd also be cool...

patience, grasshopper.

hmm.. starburst wrapper - a new challenge! Gotta go - need to make a run to the store!

 

[Danger]

I finally learned the trick for tying a knot in a cherry stem with my tongue .

This wouldn't be an assignment for that French class, would it?

 

[Math Is Hard]

This wouldn't be an assignment for that French class, would it?

actually, it was a pre-requisite. oh la la.
You wouldn't believe what our language labs are like! Lots of demonstrations!

 

[Danger]

actually, it was a pre-requisite. oh la la.
You wouldn't believe what our language labs are like! Lots of demonstrations!

There is something to be said for an advanced education after all.