I was about to go eat lunch, thank you very much!
And happy birthday to you too.
I suddenly have the urge to go exercise for six hours.
I thought you were just going to post my portrait - not the original photo!
Wow, what a babe :!!)
ewww ewww ewww
Sexy time! High five.
Whoops! That's right. You said not to do anything like this with the picture I took of you. Guess I'll have to post one of me to make up for it:
Fire up your web cam, Zoob. I'm gettin' turned on.
Finally! I can't tell you what I've been doing with those pics of you going at that cake.
Oh God, I Was Eating!
I'm known as "the face that shipped a thousand lunches".
When your phone rings and a voice says "Hey baby, whachoo eatin", you'll know it's me.
Just think of it as a scene from an altogether different horror movie named "Jaws".
God. I'm SO grossed out...
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