How Do You Care for a Gifted Physicist?

[Hurkyl]

Pah. They're both just a cheap knockoff of a mathematician!

 

[BobG]

Aren't mathematicians afraid to drive?

After all, the width of the road is negligible when compared to its length.

 

[franznietzsche]

Physicist available:

Likes:

Back Rubs,
Good Food

Don't touch the napkins, they're important.
Leave the study alone, DO NOT try to tidy it up.

Otherwise, normal rules for handling men apply.

PM if interested...

 

[Math Is Hard]

All I got for Christmas was an economist

That's so.. so.. um.. practical! Sure they don't glow in the dark and make funny noises like physicists, but I bet they're a heck of a lot more reliable.

 

[tribdog]

A Dodge Neon is a heck of a lot more reliable than a Ferrari.
See how I've compared an economist to a Dodge Neon and a physicist to a Ferrari? To continue this argument I would compare an engineer to a keychain

 

[Brad_Ad23]

That's so.. so.. um.. practical! Sure they don't glow in the dark and make funny noises like physicists, but I bet they're a heck of a lot more reliable.

But they aren't scientists!

Even though I'm a physicist I still wished for a mathematician

Getting an economist...follows the following equation:

$$Economist \equiv rock$$

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Pah. They're both just a cheap knockoff of a mathematician!

Yes but the mathematician doll doesn't really exist. You only get a picture of a doll.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

The biologist doll comes with its own mold.

 

[Chronos]

Sick, Ivan, very sick. I like that.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

The Chemist doll comes pre-stained, and the consultant doll comes with a list of excuses as to why the project is late.

I really think this has potential.

What is included with the Proctologist doll?

The philosophy doll comes with a McDonald's employment application.

 

[Math Is Hard]

Ivan, you're on quite a roll! I think it's time to run these ideas by Marketing.

 

[tribdog]

the proctologist doll comes with an engineer. He helps with the transformation to a physicist.

 

[Artman]

A Dodge Neon is a heck of a lot more reliable than a Ferrari.
See how I've compared an economist to a Dodge Neon and a physicist to a Ferrari? To continue this argument I would compare an engineer to a keychain

Yeah, neither will produce anything without the engineer.

 

[tribdog]

Yeah, neither will produce anything without the engineer.

geez, that's a typical engineer response. Seems so clever at first glance, but completely breaks down under examination.
I think I compared the engineer to a keychain, not a key.

 

[Andromeda321]

A physicist?!? Math Is Hard you are so lucky you got one; they're in such short supply I wasn't able to get one this year.
Oh well, birthday's coming up later this month, maybe I can get one by then.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Yeah, neither will produce anything without the engineer.

I thought that engineers just go to meetings. There's more?!

 

[tribdog]

I thought that engineers just go to meetings. There's more?!

I thought all they did was drive the train

 

[Tsu]

Well, I don't know. I've known quite a few physicists for quite a few years, and let me tell you - they don't really age all that well... (JUST KIDDING, IVAN, DEAR. YOU KNEW THAT I WOULD EVENTUALLY HAVE TO TOSS THIS IN HERE SOMEWHERE, NOW, DIDN'T YOU?? )

 

[Artman]

geez, that's a typical engineer response. Seems so clever at first glance, but completely breaks down under examination.
I think I compared the engineer to a keychain, not a key.

Right. Engineers hold the key to making things work.

 

[Artman]

I thought that engineers just go to meetings. There's more?!

Sure, we sit around holding pencils and wiggle them around when the boss comes in the room.

 

[Mk]

What are good names for a physicist?

Weird ones that no one names anybody, like Issac, Galileo, and Wolfgang.

 

[franznietzsche]

Weird ones that no one names anybody, like Issac, Galileo, and Wolfgang.

what about Albert? or Richard?

 

[Galileo]

Weird ones that no one names anybody, like Issac, Galileo, and Wolfgang.

Indeed. I'd never give anything one of those names...

...doh!