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Pah. They're both just a cheap knockoff of a mathematician!
How Do You Care for a Gifted Physicist?
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Aren't mathematicians afraid to drive?
After all, the width of the road is negligible when compared to its length.
After all, the width of the road is negligible when compared to its length.
franznietzsche
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Physicist available:
Likes:
Back Rubs,
Good Food
Don't touch the napkins, they're important.
Leave the study alone, DO NOT try to tidy it up.
Otherwise, normal rules for handling men apply.
PM if interested...
Likes:
Back Rubs,
Good Food
Don't touch the napkins, they're important.
Leave the study alone, DO NOT try to tidy it up.
Otherwise, normal rules for handling men apply.
PM if interested...
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That's so.. so.. um.. practical!Brad_Ad23 said:All I got for Christmas was an economist
Sure they don't glow in the dark and make funny noises like physicists, but I bet they're a heck of a lot more reliable.
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A Dodge Neon is a heck of a lot more reliable than a Ferrari.
See how I've compared an economist to a Dodge Neon and a physicist to a Ferrari? To continue this argument I would compare an engineer to a keychain
See how I've compared an economist to a Dodge Neon and a physicist to a Ferrari? To continue this argument I would compare an engineer to a keychain
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Math Is Hard said:That's so.. so.. um.. practical!
But they aren't scientists!
Even though I'm a physicist I still wished for a mathematician
Getting an economist...follows the following equation:
[tex]Economist \equiv rock[/tex]
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Hurkyl said:
Yes but the mathematician doll doesn't really exist. You only get a picture of a doll.
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The biologist doll comes with its own mold.
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Sick, Ivan, very sick. I like that.
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The Chemist doll comes pre-stained, and the consultant doll comes with a list of excuses as to why the project is late.
I really think this has potential.
What is included with the Proctologist doll?
The philosophy doll comes with a McDonald's employment application.
I really think this has potential.
What is included with the Proctologist doll?
The philosophy doll comes with a McDonald's employment application.
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Ivan, you're on quite a roll! I think it's time to run these ideas by Marketing.
tribdog
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the proctologist doll comes with an engineer. He helps with the transformation to a physicist.
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Yeah, neither will produce anything without the engineer.tribdog said:
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geez, that's a typical engineer response. Seems so clever at first glance, but completely breaks down under examination.Artman said:
I think I compared the engineer to a keychain, not a key.
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A physicist?!? Math Is Hard you are so lucky you got one; they're in such short supply I wasn't able to get one this year.
Oh well, birthday's coming up later this month, maybe I can get one by then.
Oh well, birthday's coming up later this month, maybe I can get one by then.
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Artman said:
I thought that engineers just go to meetings. There's more?!
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I thought all they did was drive the trainIvan Seeking said:
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Well, I don't know. I've known quite a few physicists for quite a few years, and let me tell you - they don't really age all that well... 
(JUST KIDDING, IVAN, DEAR. YOU KNEW THAT I WOULD EVENTUALLY HAVE TO TOSS THIS IN HERE SOMEWHERE, NOW, DIDN'T YOU?? )
(JUST KIDDING, IVAN, DEAR. YOU KNEW THAT I WOULD EVENTUALLY HAVE TO TOSS THIS IN HERE SOMEWHERE, NOW, DIDN'T YOU?? )
Artman
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Right. Engineers hold the key to making things work.tribdog said:
Artman
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Sure, we sit around holding pencils and wiggle them around when the boss comes in the room.Ivan Seeking said:
Mk
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Imparcticle said:
Weird ones that no one names anybody, like Issac, Galileo, and Wolfgang.
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Mk said:
what about Albert? or Richard?
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Indeed. I'd never give anything one of those names...Mk said:
...doh!