In a land far, far away lived an evil lord called Merzeus. He was a very cruel man. It was said he tortured his enemies for days before he finally killed them. One person, he even killed by suffocating him with ammonia.
It doesn't need to be said that many people wanted Merzeus dead. One of these people was bishop Trius. So he set out a challenge: the person who would kill Merzeus would receive a great treasure. Many people tried, but failed.
But one day, there came to bishop Trius a fair lady with a caramel skin. It all happened on the 16th of september. There was a light drizzle outside and the bishop was pretending to read a book on exobiology (in reality, it was just a fiction book that he greatly enjoyed). Suddenly, bishop Trius was disturbed by the smell of gasoline. Now, it is true that the bishop was easily disturbed because of his hypersensitive nature, but this time there was a real reason.
He walked outside, and behold: his stable were on fire. Furthermore, all the people were just watching and doing nothing. "Insensitive people", murmured the bishop, "probably a young kid who threw his joint in the stables."
But suddenly, there appeared this young lady. She opened her hands to the sky and out came water. It dimmed the fire of the stables. Apparently, the lady was able to do magic! The only people who he knew were magicians lived far away, in Kansas. Once the large fire was out, he asked the girl inside.
He thanked the girl and asked her name. She replied that she called Myrthe Largenose, daughter of Oscar Largenose. The bishop and Myrthe soon began talking, while eating delicious pine-apples. The bishop told Myrthe about the cruel lord Merzeus. Eventually, Myrthe decided to accept the quest.
Myrthe did not expect the quest to go easy, but reality it was still much harder than she anticipated. A lot of days, her stomach was empty and she was very hungry. Other days, she had to fight the evil minions of Merzeus.
But eventually, she reached the tower where Merzeus lived and where he made his decisions to unilaterally attack his enemies or where he performed vivisections of wild animals.
Myrthe grabbed her magic xylophone and played a magic tune. Everybody in the tower let out a yawn and fell asleep. This is how she got into the tower and killed Merzeus in his sleep.
She immediately returned to the city to meet with the bishop. He gave her the ring of the Zephyr, which was the most beautiful diamond in the entire world.
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