I patronise people who are wrong. If that doesn't work I glare at them until it unsettles them and causes them to vacate my presence.
And when you got home and removed your human costume, you fired up your communications device and radioed the mothership "Earthings still hopelessly in the dark. Proceed with invasion."TheStatutoryApe said:I just smiled and nodded until my bus arrived then left him still ranting about aliens.
occasionally i'll have a conversation like that. People just don't believe me when i tell them that's what the accelerators are for :grumpy:TheStatutoryApe said:Do you get to have conversations like that too Penwuino?
I like that idea! Why not sneeze on them? Or use negative body language like giving them the finger.DeadWolfe said:...Try just screaming at the top of your lungs...
or just blow a big snot all over yourself and ask if they have any kleenex.
I have taken to saying things like: "You're right, that's why lasers don't really work, and we'll never have cordless phones because physicists don't really know anything."Evo said:I've always liked the saying "I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed person".