Humorous anecdote: My Last Two Dollars and My Last Good Nerve.

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Humorous anecdote: “My Last Two Dollars and My Last Good Nerve.”

From http://diannesylvan.typepad.com/dancing_down_the_moon/2008/02/for-racu-an-ane.html" [Broken]:

The woman is now weighing the pros and cons of having skim milk versus two percent milk in her latte, and she says, “God, I don't know, I just feel so, like, fat today. I feel like such a big fat cow.”

Then she turns to me, and she says, GET THIS, “How do you stand it every day?”

…several heads in the cafe pop up because nobody can believe this woman actually said this to a total stranger…

But the gods of snark are smiling upon me today. I reply, straightfaced, “You know, it's normally not too bad, but today I'm having one of those days where I feel like a shallow dumb b▒▒▒▒. How do you stand it every day?”
The force is strong in this one.
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Oh snap!

Someone congratulate that woman!
 

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