If you break the laws of physics, do you go to jail?

[Jupiter60]

If you break the laws of physics, do you go to jail?

 

[StevieTNZ]

Would that even be possible?

 

[jbriggs444]

Would that even be possible?

If it is not possible then the answer must be "yes".

And "no".

 

[russ_watters]

No, but your patent application may be rejected.

 

[StevieTNZ]

If it is not possible then the answer must be "yes".

And "no".

So you do go to jail?

 

[wukunlin]

Yes, we'll lock you up in a black hole

 

[DennisN]

If you break the laws of physics, do you go to jail?

No, you go back to school.

 

[phinds]

If you break the laws of physics, do you go to jail?

Probably not, but Newton would be very annoyed with you.

 

[Drakkith]

So you do go to jail?

Yes. Go directly to jail. Do not collect 200 dollars.

 

[Mondayman]

My dad went to jail. Tired of the banks collecting money from him, so he collected money from them.

 

[Merlin3189]

I thought, if you break a law of Physics, they gave you a Nobel prize.
But perhaps first you have to replace the one you broke?

Edit: With a new one I mean.

And it would be a funny sort of trial, with you trying to persuade people you really had broken the law, but the judges trying to prove you didn't!

 

[jbriggs444]

So you do go to jail?

Yes. And no.

To explain the joke...

If you can never break the laws of physics then the set of cases where you do must be empty. In every such case you go to jail. And in every such case you don't.