Internet Beggary: Is It Possible?

[wolram]

I need loads of money, so as i can get certain people brain washed into
forgetting anything bad i may or may not have done, so from then on
everyone will think i am well i was before but i need to be absolutely
sure, but then i need another load of money to brian wash the brain washers,
is brain washing people bad?

 

[Moonbear]

Moonbear, you'd better not to visit yoursons because I'm afraid they'll have the franzbear destiny (by the way,what happened to your beautiful avatar.have you sold it in order to meet your sons? )

Yeah, that's it, I had to sell it to visit my sons. Oh, folks, when sending money, remember that one of those sons lives closer to Euro Disney, so I have to get there.

(I'll bring back my other avatar soon; I just needed to change into this one while defending jellitivity, but to be honest, it's rather damp and slimey and doesn't smell very good, so I'll be changing back into the warm, fuzzy avatar very soon.)

 

[Lisa!]

Congratulations!I think 1 of your sons is coming back from the other world to meet you!(our beloved franzbear!)

 

[Rabid]

Attention everyone!
I graduated last year and have been working for about a year now. I am tired of having to work for money. Please send me some.

 

[Lisa!]

I really want to help you but I'm afraid then you get tired of living and want to kill yourself...and I don't want to waste my money!

 

[brewnog]

Yeah, that's it, I had to sell it to visit my sons. Oh, folks, when sending money, remember that one of those sons lives closer to Euro Disney, so I have to get there.

Would you be terribly upset if we went to Japan's Disneyland instead?

 

[Moonbear]

Would you be terribly upset if we went to Japan's Disneyland instead?

Oh, no problem. Okay folks, Japan is expensive, please send even MORE money!

 

[franzbear]

Please a rich person adopt me as his/her son! My mum wants to get rid of me because she's got a new bf!Everyone wants me dead! Nobody likes me!

 

[TheStatutoryApe]

If someone opened a thread asking for money, I don't care what kind of sob story they post, I'd delete it.

I found one Evo, I think you ought to take care of it.
https://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=17741

I need loads of money, so as i can get certain people brain washed into
forgetting anything bad i may or may not have done, so from then on
everyone will think i am well i was before but i need to be absolutely
sure, but then i need another load of money to brian wash the brain washers,
is brain washing people bad?

Why not borrow some money and then brainwash the peron you borrowed it from to not remember lending it to you?

Please a rich person adopt me as his/her son! My mum wants to get rid of me because she's got a new bf!Everyone wants me dead! Nobody likes me!

New b/f? Moonie did you find that male order catalog?

 

[Moonbear]

I found one Evo, I think you ought to take care of it.
https://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=17741

Does Lisa! have access to the Franzbear account too?

Everyone does. Yomamma figured out franzbear's password and posted it for everyone.

 

[TheStatutoryApe]

Damn... I didn't change that fast enough.

 

[Moonbear]

New b/f? Moonie did you find that male order catalog?

I'm always the last to know that I'm dating someone new!

 

[TheStatutoryApe]

I'm always the last to know that I'm dating someone new!

Hmmm.. that's not good Moonie. Do you perhaps have a tendency to black out and not remember what you've been doing? Maybe you sleep walk? Or maybe these guys are just having particularly sweet dreams?

 

[Lisa!]

Recently I've met plenty of them!