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The discussion highlights the chaotic situation in Ukraine, questioning who truly controls the protests and the government amidst escalating violence, particularly in Kiev. It notes the deep cultural and political divisions within Ukraine, with significant pro-Russian sentiments in the east and pro-European aspirations in the west. The conversation reflects on the lack of strong U.S. support for the protesters compared to past interventions during the Orange Revolution. Participants express skepticism about the motivations behind the protests, suggesting they may be influenced by foreign interests and local radicals. The overall sentiment is one of uncertainty regarding the future of Ukraine, with concerns about potential power struggles and external influences.
  • #451
OmCheeto said:
Sorry for the necro-post[1], but your image is somewhat disingenuous.

The global numbers for Russian diaspora yield the following ranking:

Ukraine....8,334,000
Kazakhstan...4,480,000
United States...3,163,084

Which would indicate, that we Americans, are third in line for the Putin Protection Program.


Of course it's disingenuous Om, I think I even pointed out that the whole thing is insane! :wink:

This way of "counting souls" as grounds for invasions and possible wars, is like Fred Flintstone popping up at the Paris Motor Show trying to impress the visitors with his brand new "Four Feet Car"... i.e. "dinosaur politics" in a global world where people travel, move, fall in love, do business, etc with whom they ever wish – without asking "The Great 21th Century Tsar" for permission.

No worries mate! I :!) you too!

If there is any 'italicization' at the horizon; I will submit my personal very strong plea, and then commit 'camaraderie-italicization-hara-kiri-silly-cide'! (:biggrin:)
 
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Viktor Yanukovych, Ukraine's disgraced former president and mass murderer, has urged the country to hold a series of regional referendums that could create more Crimea-style breakaway zones.

http://en.itar-tass.com/world/725689

"As the president whose thoughts and heart are together with you, I call on each reasonable citizen of Ukraine - don’t let the impostors use you! Demand a referendum on the determination of the status of each region within Ukraine"

ukraine-president-viktor-yanukovych-preview.jpg

The man who gave nobleness a new face
 
  • #453
Vladimir Putin wants all Russians to be tough like Steven Seagal

washingtonpost.com – March 26 said:
tahhc0.jpg

Russia’s President Vladimir Putin and American action movie actor Steven Seagal visit a newly built sports
complex of Sambo-70 prominent wrestling school in Moscow. Sambo is the official in-house martial art of
the KGB security services which Putin practiced before switching to judo. (ALEXEI NIKOLSKY/AFP/Getty Images)

[...]
Few have had more experience throwing fake grenades than Steven Seagal, who, for reasons unclear, has a huge bromance going with Vladimir Putin. “I want to be polite and say I don’t know him very well,” said Seagal, wearing dark glasses and a pensive expression, in an interview last year. ”I would like to think I know him well. But I know him well enough to know that he is one of the greatest world leaders, if not the greatest world leader alive.”
[...]
Their pairing hit a crescendo when Seagal and Putin waded together into a throng of flag-waving children. Seagal, unsure, got closer to Putin, and the Russian leader proceeded to pantomime quite possible the most awkward hand gestures ever.

Seagal’s face went like this:
putin-seagal.gif



Dazzling news... what does Putin's awkward hand gesture mean? Is it a new secret Sambo weapon? Or, is this the birth of "Putin in da house coolness"? Or, is he simply turning off the gas? Does Seagal know? Does Putin know?

It's a wacky crazy world...

Anyhow, maybe it's a good sign that Putin wants all Russians to be "tough like Steven Seagal" as we all know; Seagal is a chunky worn-out B actor with too much Russian oil in the hair, which seems not to have improved intellectual capabilities noticeably.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nl8rgWUgmR8
http://www.youtube.com/embed/nl8rgWUgmR8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx6aoHc6YF4
http://www.youtube.com/embed/qx6aoHc6YF4
 
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  • #455
mheslep said:
What's next, and audience with ambassador Dennis Rodman? This is near lunatic behavior if sincere. I hope it is part of some lark or propaganda ploy: "hey look, I'm a little crazy, better not provoke me with sanctions"

Not sure why people of old become italicized, in political threads, but here's my biblical effort:

California begets Hollywood
Hollywood begets movies
Movies beget Reagan
California begets governor Reagan
America begets president Reagan
(fill in the 30 years of begets, yourself)
Reagan begets the present

The present:

Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin, Steven Frederic Seagal, and Dennis Keith Rodman, all walk into a bar...

Nichogo ne rozumiu = Ookranski for "I know nothing"

If this were just Hollywood, it would be a very funny script.

hmmm... wait a minute...
 
  • #456
This crisis is still a complicated issue, and it seems far from over :frown:. The most distressing issue right now seems to be why all those Russian troops are still kept close to the Ukrainian border.

Russia's buildup near Ukraine may reach 40,000 troops: U.S. sources

Russia's reinforcement of troops near Ukraine has brought the total forces there to as many as 40,000, U.S. officials estimated on Friday, as the United States voiced anxiety over the buildup and called on Moscow to pull back its military.
[...]
Putin has reserved the right to send troops into Ukraine, the eastern part of which is home to a large population of Russian-speakers. On Friday, he said Russia's takeover of Crimea showed off its military prowess.

"The recent events in Crimea were a serious test," Putin was shown saying on state television. "They demonstrated both the completely new capabilities of our Armed Forces and the high morale of the personnel."

Source: http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/03/28/us-ukraine-crisis-usa-military-idUSBREA2R1U720140328


Russia sees no need for Ukraine incursion, Tatars seek autonomy

"We have absolutely no intention of - or interest in - crossing Ukraine's borders," Lavrov said. Putin called U.S. President Barack Obama on Friday to discuss a U.S. diplomatic proposal, with the West alarmed at the threat to Ukraine's eastern flank from what U.S. officials say may be more than 40,000 Russian troops.

But Lavrov said Russia is ready to protect the rights of Russian speakers, referring to what Moscow sees as threats to the lives of compatriots in eastern Ukraine since Moscow-backed Viktor Yanukovich was deposed as president in February.

[...]

TATARS DEMAND AUTONOMY

In the Tatars historic capital of Bakhchisaray, the assembly representing the 300,000-strong indigenous Muslim minority voted in favour of seeking "ethnic and territorial autonomy" in Crimea. They make up less than 15 percent of Crimea's population of 2 million and have been overwhelmingly opposed to Russia's annexation of the territory. Crimean Tatars' assembly leader Refat Chubarov told more than 200 delegates: "In the life of every nation there comes a time when it must make decisions that will determine its future."

"I ask you to approve...the start of political and legal procedures aimed at creating ethnic and territorial autonomy of the Crimean Tatars of their historic territory of Crimea."

The assembly subsequently backed his proposal. Critical of Russia's annexation of Crimea, the Tatars boycotted the March 16 vote to split from Ukraine and become part of Russia.

Moscow has tried to pressure them to drop their opposition. However, their proposal to seek autonomy signals they would be ready to negotiate their status with Russia.

Source: http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/03/29/us-ukraine-crisis-idUSBREA2S0K020140329

Exclusive: Russia threatened countries ahead of UN vote on Ukraine - envoys

According to interviews with U.N. diplomats, most of whom preferred to speak on condition of anonymity for fear of angering Moscow, the targets of Russian threats included Moldova, Kyrgyzstan and Tajikistan as well as a number of African countries.

A spokesman for Russia's Mission to the U.N. denied that Moscow threatened any country with retaliation if it supported the resolution, saying: "We never threaten anyone. We just explain the situation."

Source: http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/03/28/us-ukraine-crisis-un-idUSBREA2R20O20140328
 
  • #457
DevilsAvocado said:
Anyhow, maybe it's a good sign that Putin wants all Russians to be "tough like Steven Seagal" as we all know; Seagal is a chunky worn-out B actor with too much Russian oil in the hair, which seems not to have improved intellectual capabilities noticeably.

I remember having been confused by something regarding Steven Seagal before, but I can't remember what it was (I think it was some geopolitics, IIRC). He sure seems to be a mysterious guy :smile::

steven_seagal_emotion_chart.jpg


EDIT: But, when I come to think of it, maybe it's not so surprising that he bromances with Putin. They're both playing tough, and they both like martial arts...
 
  • #458
DevilsAvocado said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nl8rgWUgmR8
http://www.youtube.com/embed/nl8rgWUgmR8



I've watched this video 4 times.

Mr. Seagal seems to share my views. :confused:

And he can pronounce "Ukraine" properly. :confused:

:confused:
 
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  • #459
OmCheeto said:
I've watched this video 4 times.

Mr. Seagal seems to share my views. :confused:

And he can pronounce "Ukraine" properly. :confused:

:confused:

I watched it again this morning. I still can't believe I am in agreement with him.
So that video aired March 9th, and on March 28th, Putin called Obama:

(CNN) -- Russian President Vladimir Putin phoned his U.S. counterpart, Barack Obama, on Friday to discuss the tenuous situation in Ukraine -- the latest exchange between two leaders who have been at loggerheads about what's happened and what should happen next.

According to the White House, Putin called to talk about an American proposal "for a diplomatic resolution to the crisis" and the two presidents agreed that their respective top diplomats "would meet to discuss next steps."

To my knowledge, I have never watched one of Seagal's marshall arts meathead movies*, but I can imagine him sitting across from Putin, with that dead pan stare, and telling him; "Vlad, call Mr. Obama. Resolve this diplomatically, or I will karate chop your head off".

So who is this meathead?

Steven Seagal said:
[on what he thinks are the most important lessons that one should strive to live by in Aikido] Try to find the path of least resistance and use it without harming others. Live with integrity and morality, not only with people but with all beings.
:bugeye:
wiki said:
Seagal is a guitarist, recording artist, and the founder of Steven Seagal Enterprises. In addition to his professional achievements, he is also known as an environmentalist, an animal rights activist, and a supporter of the 14th Dalai Lama, Tenzin Gyatso.
:bugeye:

Frontline: And did you think that you find the days when someone like yourself-- many people here in Los Angeles and Hollywood-- would be joining the same issue with Jesse Helms?

Seagal: My agenda has no politics. It has no economy. You see. It goes even beyond religion which is also big business and goes into simple human kindness and the way we're supposed to treat each other as human beings.

Frontline: The Dalai Lama has been received here often with open arms, tell me about the place he has in our view of Tibet. Is he the face of Tibet now for us?

Seagal: Well one of the dilemmas is that he's the spiritual leader of Tibet and Tibetan Buddhism. Therefore, in many people's minds he should be not be a politician, he should be a monk, a simple monk and a spiritual leader. On the same token, this monk has to meet with other political leaders and great economic forces and struggle between two worlds and he has to walk across that bridge between the sacred and the profane and deal with both in the same day, sometimes even the same minute. And that is not easy. To me the Dalai Lama is my teacher, he's a spiritual teacher, to me he's not a political advisor. Or a statesman, he's a leader of state, not a statesman.

ca. Oct. 28, 1997 ?


:bugeye:

My apologies to Mr. Seagal. IMHO, he is not a meathead.

*I just went through his IMDb listing. I have never seen one of his movies.
 
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  • #460
mheslep said:
What's next, and audience with ambassador Dennis Rodman? This is near lunatic behavior if sincere. I hope it is part of some lark or propaganda ploy: "hey look, I'm a little crazy, better not provoke me with sanctions"

Yup, diplomacy in a nutty shell... quite unfair if Seagal doesn't get a role as b-background actor in the upcoming movie http://www.rollingstone.com/movies/news/dennis-rodmans-north-korea-visit-inspires-comedy-movie-diplomats-20140224... performing wacky hand gestures... accompanied by the staring-goat-look.

Seriously, I don't know what to make of this, I'm in a 'superposition' of :bugeye::cry:... and analysis like Masha Gessen's doesn't make things calmer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QedpnfQYrrI
http://www.youtube.com/embed/QedpnfQYrrI
 
  • #461
OmCheeto said:
Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin, Steven Frederic Seagal, and Dennis Keith Rodman, all walk into a bar...

Pleazeeee Om give us The Finale! :)
 
  • #462
DennisN said:
This crisis is still a complicated issue, and it seems far from over :frown:. The most distressing issue right now seems to be why all those Russian troops are still kept close to the Ukrainian border.

Russia's buildup near Ukraine may reach 40,000 troops: U.S. sources

Russia sees no need for Ukraine incursion, Tatars seek autonomy

Exclusive: Russia threatened countries ahead of UN vote on Ukraine - envoys

Yes, totally conflicting and confusing signals... :rolleyes:
 
  • #463
DennisN said:
steven_seagal_emotion_chart.jpg

lol :biggrin:
 
  • #464
OmCheeto said:
Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin, Steven Frederic Seagal, and Dennis Keith Rodman

OT: technically that's incorrect.

Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin means Vladimir Putin, son of Vladimir (Vladimirovich being a patronymic). To be consistent you should list two others as Steven Samuelovitch Seagal, and Rodman as Dennis Philanderovitch (or Philandrovitch?) Rodman.
 
  • #465
OmCheeto said:
So who is this meathead?

Well, for a man who talks about "not harming others" and "simple human kindness" and "treat each other as human beings", he sure has a funny way of making his living ...

Just as Putin - conflicting and confusing signals! :biggrin:
 
  • #466
Borek said:
Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin means Vladimir Putin, son of Vladimir (Vladimirovich being a patronymic). To be consistent you should list two others as Steven Samuelovitch Seagal, and Rodman as Dennis Philanderovitch (or Philandrovitch?) Rodman.

Done! Philanderovitch & Samuelovitch will have the leading parts in the upcoming http://www.rollingstone.com/movies/news/dennis-rodmans-north-korea-visit-inspires-comedy-movie-diplomats-20140224! :biggrin:

PS: Could this work? Vladimir Putin, Son of a gun ... :rolleyes:
 
  • #467
DevilsAvocado said:
Just as Putin - conflicting and confusing signals! :biggrin:

Excellent observation! But to clarify, is it Putin who is confused - or the rest of us?

I am going to take the view that, like a chess player, he is executing a plan in the form of a combination of moves, trying to stay a step or two ahead of his opponent. But the game he is playing is not chess, but realpolitik. The basis of his game is pragmatism, and the forbidden truth that might makes right. By contrast, the West is attempting to play a game which wraps itself in the banners of democracy, human rights and morality, i.e., ideology as opposed to pragmatism. This is analogous to why some people characterize Obama as playing marbles while Putin plays chess. It's an interesting conflict of worldviews, and a problem which hopefully works itself out in the realm of diplomacy in lieu of military conflict.
 
  • #468
In games of 19th century militiristic imperialist vs 20th century pacifist diplomat, has the 20th century pacifist diplomat ever won?
 
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  • #469
Dotini said:
I am going to take the view that, like a chess player, he is executing a plan in the form of a combination of moves, trying to stay a step or two ahead of his opponent. But the game he is playing is not chess, but realpolitik. The basis of his game is pragmatism, and the forbidden truth that might makes right.

This is probably a correct analysis – with the Red Square Goggles on.

From this "mammoth perspective"; it's absolutely clear that masked thugs with tanks always win over intellectuals with briefcases, a no-brainer.

However, "The Mammoth" is underestimating (or missing) one piece on his chessboard – the 21st century Financial Queen. The message is that they are not afraid of financial sanctions, but Putin is an old KGB agent, interested in martial art and big fat out-of-date foreign actors; not derivatives, stocks and bonds... surely there are advisors around the him that do master these things (of course), but it looks like he only wants news that makes him happy, and he doesn't use internet, and is only watching his own corrupt news channel – listening to his own messages (and this has been going on for 15 years).

A lot can go wrong in this kind of deep-frozen "Mammoth Information Bubble"...

And it already has; in the first 3 months there has been a $70 billion outflow, with an estimated $150 billion outflow this year (i.e. exceeding the record high $120 billion in 2008) in an 'optimistic' prognosis by former Russian Finance Minister Alexei Kudrin* saying; "It's sort of payment for independent foreign policy".

Of course this is only the beginning, if Russia does continue on the "Realpolitik Highway" and invade Ukraine – the Russian economy will implode in couple of weeks – any investors that do use internet or watch other news channels than Putin's, will get out of there ASAP.

There is no "Mammoth Information Bubble" that could withstand this kind of financial core meltdown.

And here is where things get scary... either Putin and his advisors has taken this scenario into account, and are indeed planning for a war that will include most/all of Europe (=complete madness XL), that they are sure they will win (=complete madness XXL), and that they will get 'their money' back in the end (=complete madness XXXL).

Or, they have absolutely no idea what to do now, and hope Putin knows what he's doing, while Putin himself is dreaming about brave massive tank battlefields, à la Battle of Stalingrad, and his Russian judo kids saving the depraved "Gayrope".

It looks like Putin has set up the "Mammoth Chessboard" to either destroy the Russian economy, or large parts of the civilized world...

Let's truly hope I'm completely wrong, and that all this will take a completely new and civilized turn, to avoid the return of dysfunctional mammoths and counterproductive 19th century chessboards.


*Hey! That's a very cheap "independent foreign policy" – on my simple calculator I get $70 billion x 4 = $280 billion outflow this year, and you will be closer to insensate than independent before New Year's Eve! >:|
 
  • #470
russ_watters said:
In games of 19th century militiristic imperialist vs 20th century pacifist diplomat, has the 20th century pacifist diplomat ever won?

Gandhi?

For pacifists, the trick to winning a conflict using pacifist strategies is: choose your enemy wisely.
 
  • #471
lisab said:
Gandhi?
Did Gandhi defeat England or did the war-weary Empire just decide to pack up and go home?
For pacifists, the trick to winning a conflict using pacifist strategies is: choose your enemy wisely.
Indeed. You need to make sure you are following them closely enough to make it look like you are chasing them when they leave!
 
  • #472
I'm curious as to what action PF Eastern European members think should be taken by their local governments. "Wait and see" might be appropriate on the other side of an ocean or two, but I don't think such is the lesson of history if one lives somewhere between the Baltic and Black Seas. More defense spending? Less? Regional alliances?
 
  • #473
mheslep said:
I'm curious as to what action PF Eastern European members think should be taken by their local governments. "Wait and see" might be appropriate on the other side of an ocean or two, but I don't think such is the lesson of history if one lives somewhere between the Baltic and Black Seas. More defense spending? Less? Regional alliances?

NATO seems to be the only chance.

Assuming it will really execute Article 5.
 
  • #474
mheslep said:
I'm curious as to what action PF Eastern European members think should be taken by their local governments.

I've been wondering the same thing for some time now, but wasn't sure if it's considered 'inappropriate' to make this kind of 'personal' inquiries... (thanks)

mheslep said:
"Wait and see" might be appropriate on the other side of an ocean or two, but I don't think such is the lesson of history if one lives somewhere between the Baltic and Black Seas. More defense spending? Less? Regional alliances?

If this goes insanely wrong; there will not be much "waiting" before a major part of the planet will be involved in one way or another... of course the Baltic--Black Sea region will get the first major blow...

Borek said:
NATO seems to be the only chance.

Assuming it will really execute Article 5.

Borek, I'm impressed that you can stay so calm about all this... I'm going bananas in this thread and my little country is probably not the main target for Putin... (unless he wants to knock out Carl Bildt for "old quarrels")

I think there's no question that NATO will act in case of a member being attacked, but this scenario is so insanely absurd, it's closer to madcap surrealism than anything else...
 
  • #476
Borek said:
NATO seems to be the only chance.

Assuming it will really execute Article 5.

HuffPo poll:
Should the US use military force if Russia attacks any of the countries listed below:
Poland: Yes, 40%. No, 32%
 
  • #477
[been thinking some more]

Dotini said:
is it Putin who is confused - or the rest of us?

Of course it's Putin who is totally and utterly confused – albeit inside his limited bubble of "yes-men-information" – it might look like he's in total control.

Motivation:
No matter how this turns out and what happens in reality – Putin is digging his own political grave.

Possible Cases:
  • I) Nothing more happens regarding Russian military invasions/war, and Ukraine gets a democratic elected President and starts rebuilding the country.

  • II) Russia invades Ukraine and deploys a pro-Russian-Puppet as President, who starts destroying the country even more (if possible).

  • III) Same as case II + Russian invasion other countries in need of "Putin's brilliant assistance", which ultimately will lead to global nuclear war and the end of everything.
Consequences:
Case I & II; Putin has destroyed the fundaments for Russian economics. The country is dependent on one commodity alone, but after global exposure of the "trigger-happy-invasion-commercial", nobody wants to be dependent on Putin for crucial energy (except maybe Kim Jong-un). EU will ASAP get other suppliers and China can't risk being in the hands of a 'borderliner' (border quarrels there as well). No developed country with a working industry, finance, infrastructure, etc, can trust this man again, i.e. there will be no one willing to do business with Putin (on large scales). His only hope is that the stuff become so scarce that his reputation doesn't matter anymore – but long before then he will be overthrown by furious Russians, kicked back (by Putin-in-full-control) to Brezhnev economics.

We can skip case III – everybody understands the status of this kind of utterly deranged tomb...

That's my guess.
 
  • #478
DevilsAvocado said:
...a member being attacked...
Define attacked, because Putin might not make it simple to recognize. Imagine: cut off of resources, force build up and border incursions from Kalingrad-Oblast, infiltrators, all while having some paid western MP stooge to say that it is all paranoia, that NATO is saber rattling, blah, blah.
 
  • #479
mheslep said:
Define attacked, because Putin might not make it simple to recognize. Imagine: cut off of resources, force build up and border incursions from Kalingrad-Oblast, infiltrators, all while having some paid western MP stooge to say that it is all paranoia, that NATO is saber rattling, blah, blah.

I wonder if Germany will re-think phasing out nuclear power.
 
  • #480
mheslep said:
Define attacked, because Putin might not make it simple to recognize. Imagine: cut off of resources, force build up and border incursions from Kalingrad-Oblast, infiltrators, all while having some paid western MP stooge to say that it is all paranoia, that NATO is saber rattling, blah, blah.

I agree, it's hard to handle masked anonymous thugs with tanks that don't play by "the rules"... more like a biker/mafia war, than an ordinary military conflict...

But I think that Crimea was an exception, it won't be as easy next time. It won't work to have 20,000 anonymous thugs demanding opponents to lay down arms and surrender. It will not work for Putin to play silly "I know nothing!" games this time. We already know he has 40-60,000 troops mobilized at the eastern border of Ukraine. Telling Merkel that he is withdrawing his men, and then 'reallocate' 800 men, won't work either. He should know there's something called satellites.

Of course, he could provoke riots among the Russian diaspora in the Baltic region, but then he has to convince Russians there that it's a good idea to die for Putin, because this is what will happen if a war between NATO and Russia breaks out. I think/hope the majority of Russians is much smarter than this. Many (most?) must have relatives that died in WWII and logically they should not have any desire to repeat this monumental catastrophe.
830px-World_War_II_Casualties.svg.png


It's one thing sitting in the sofa zapping and cheering the brave "21th Century Tsar", and a completely different thing when your life is at stake (while everybody understands that there is no real/logical reason for this 'artificial conflict').

I think/hope it will fail and that Putin will be overthrown... sooner than later.
 

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