# Is Hell exothermic or Endothermic ?

Is Hell exothermic or Endothermic ??

:rofl: The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington engineering mid-term. The answer was so "profound" that the Professor shared it with colleagues, and the sharing obviously hasn't ceased...

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or Endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote Proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law, (gas cools off when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

"First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let us look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their
religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa Banyan during my Freshman year,
"...that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you.", and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then, #2 cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze."

This was the only student to receive an A.[/SIZE][/SIZE][/SIZE][/SIZE][/SIZE]

Cyrus
Everyone here has heard this before.

Older than the hills...

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This incident happened at Kjemisk Institutt in Norway. Or so the saying is over here..

humanino
Smarter than me, since you are seemingly discovering scientific well-known stories : have you read this story about the guy answering "How to measure the height of a building using a barometer ?". This one is much funnier, and they say also that it is actually true, involving a well-known physicist.

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I think that's faulty logic.

Nothing has been presented to suggest Theresa Banyan won't sleep with the student in the future (well, aside from the fact that we're talking about a Physics student - but that just makes the event unlikely, not impossible).

The only thing the student has proven is that Hell hasn't frozen over, yet. The student doesn't deserve an A.

Not unless either he or Theresa has suffered some horrible accident that would make any future encounters impossible. Considering this story is older than Super Glue, that's highly unlikely.

Then again, the professor encountered the student on a regular basis and was probably better able to assess the student's chances than I.

Smarter than me, since you are seemingly discovering scientific well-known stories : have you read this story about the guy answering "How to measure the height of a building using a barometer ?". This one is much funnier, and they say also that it is actually true, involving a well-known physicist.

I have not,... If you have a link I would love to see it.

The consensus is this story is older than electricity,.. I'm surprised that its new to me. Guess I've been busy reading too much Michio Kaku.

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