z0rn dawg said:
Couldn't the Bible be more of an allegory than a real story?
Yes - except when it talking about gays, then it must be taken literally word for word (assuming a chosen translation)
The story of God creating the universe in 6 days disagrees with common belief...DUH!
God (blessed be his noodly appendage) created the world in 4 days - thus also inventing the long weekend.
However, the order of the creation of life agrees with modern belief. He created sea creatures, then land animals, then humans. Works with modern theory I think.
God (the one with the white beard, not the noodly appendages) got a few things wrong.
Day One
Watery, formless planet Earth suspended in the darkness and void of space. No stars, no sun, no moon, no planets (except for Earth) = wrong
Light = wrong light was first
Day and night, first indication that the planet is rotating = Wrong the nebula rotated before forming planets.
Day Two
Formation of Earth's atmosphere, separating the water into two parts
Day Three
Dry land and oceans = after seperating the water?
System to water the entire land = rain came after oceans, so what fileld oceans
Vegetation, seed-bearing plants, trees that bear fruit. = flowering plants most postdate dinosaurs
Day Four
Sun = rather older than earth
Moon = younger than Earth but older than daffodils
Stars and other planets = nope
Day Five
Water creatures of all kinds. = Water creatures were pretty much first
Birds = From dinosaurs, and should be before most flowering plants
Day Six
Land animals = after birds? So where did dinosaurs come from
Man = Yeah finally
Woman = there's going to be trouble over that one