Is Your Name an Anagram for Something Sinister?

[holly]

cookiemonster:
Cooking the ck in a pan: Heat up some oil (2 Tbs) in pan. If you have flour, roll ck around in it. Salt and pepper it. SEAR it over med-hi heat. Push it all around the pan. Don't let oil catch fire. Once all sides are seared, turn heat down, way down. Add 1/4 cup water. Add oj if you have it instead, or apple juice instead. Slam lid down on it. Cook until done. Done when no pinky juice runs of the ck when jabbed deeply with a fork. You do have a fork?

 

[holly]

Mask and Mirror:
Bleak Fortune concerning your Warnings: A Letter (or email) brings Disappointment. A Light-compleckted older Woman Lies to You. A New Friend brings Deceit in return for your Affection. An Older man with Dark Hair, Eyes, and Skin has a Mysterious Agenda. Beware.

Your sense of Intuition brings you Riches and a Rich Gift Soon. Keep the Gift; you will Sell it in your Twilight and become incredibly Wealthy. There are those who will attempt to Part you from this Precious Item.

Something in your Signs hints at Fame and Adoration because of a Special Ability in sports or Music. A Friend depends upon you, but the decision to Help Him wrenches your Heart. Happiness, however, follows.

Your Lucky Gemstone is the Smoky Topaz, which you must find in a Brilliante Cut and wear on the Index finger of the Left Hand, which is revealed as your True Hand. Your tree is the Olive Tree: You love sun, warmth, nature, you avoid Aggression and violence, you are Sensitive and Kind, have a Cool Beauty, and Love to Read. You will become exceedingly Religious at midlife.

 

[holly]

plover:
The Cards do not Reveal how you got those Cool Fonts to Display so Nicely.

Your Fortune is Mixed. Someone Insincere Lies to you Right in their Home. Later, they Wish to Talk, to make Amends. Caution Required! A Dark-Haired man and Fair-Haired Woman (silver?) lead you to a New Friend, who brings you Luck and Money.

You have an Implacable Enemy, Cruel and Dangerous. Your Awareness of this Sad Fact protects you. The Enemy will be Vanquished through a Higher Power, and Happiness will Flow to You.

You have am Important Decision to make concerning Travel to meet a Sweetheart. Happiness and Luck follow this decision.

Your Lucky Gemstone is the Citrine. Find a triangular Cut of this stone. Set it in Gold, and carry it in a Small Tapestry Bag near to your Hand at all times. Your Tree is the Apple: You are Quiet and Shy at Times, have lots of Charm and "appeal," are very Flirtatious despite being Modest, Need Much Emotional Support, are Stubborn to a Fault, but Noble-Minded. Too Attractive to the Opposite Sex, almost.

 

[Falcon]

Denizens:

If you Wish, answer the following Three Questions, and What is Revealed will be Conveyed to You.

Please Take these Mystic Messages as they Are Intended: As Entertainment. However, sometimes Something Sinister, Disturbing, Frightening, or Astonishing will be Truly Revealed. If Such occurs, I suggest you Seek Medical Help if Weak of Heart, and Spiritual Help for all Other Needs.

QUESTION ONE: THE FUTURE OR THE PAST
A deck of cards is fanned out before you. You see the following cards. CHOOSE SEVEN DIFFERENT CARDS AND LIST THEM IN THE ORDER YOU FEEL THEY SHOULD BE CONSIDERED.
Seven of Clubs, Seven of Spades, Two of Spades, Queen of Diamonds
Four of Clubs, Four of Diamonds, Ace of Hearts, Ace of Diamonds
King of Spades, Nine of Clubs, Jack of Clubs, Nine of Diamonds, Ten of Spades

King of Spades, Ace of Diamonds, Jack of Clubs, Seven of Spades, Ten of Spades, Ace of Hearts

QUESTION TWO: A Warning
[no queries as to clarification of this question will be answered]
CHOOSE THREE: CAT, COIN, SUN, STAR, HEART, SNAKE, MOON, WREN, BEET, DOG, CRICKET, NAIL, DISH, BROOM.

Snake, Beet, Cricket

QUESTION THREE: Your Lucky Gemstone and Personal Tree Revealed:
You look into the sky at dusk on a chill autumn day. There are clouds scuttling across the sky. Do you See:
Gray or White Clouds?
Fluffy or Thin Clouds?
Do the Clouds Move to the East or to the West?

Gray, Thin, move to the East

SPELL YOUR NAME BACKWARDS AFTER CHOOSING THE ABOVE.
Thank you.

"SIRHC"



Thanks!

 

[Moonbear]

Moonbear: Which scarred man is the richer? He's the one I meant. : )

LOL! Well, he would be the one with the bitter woman in the way...I knew this wasn't going to be easy

 

[holly]

Falcon:
The is a Very Exciting Fortune for me to Convey. Many Things were Revealed, perhaps More than you Know.

A Lucky Color was revealed for you! It is RED. RED RED RED. In addition to your Lucky Gemstone, you must keep a length of Red String in your Pocket or Shoe at all Times. Sadly, however, your Luck weakens against some Evil Turns. A Young Dark-Compleckted Man causes you Grief, Trouble, and brings Deceit into your Home. Warning: Could this be a Mirror Fortune? An older Dark-Eyed man feels Grief at Wronging you in the Past. A Letter comes for you but the contents may Disappoint You.

Truly, there are many Enemies about in these Fortunes Lately. You have an especially Wily Enemy; however, it could be that this Enemy is a Disease or Something you are Fighting Even Now. You will Vanquish this Enemy completely but only after a Long Battle. A Trip to a faraway lplace brings Happiness. You will meet someone there who will Sweeten your life Forever.

An important Decision must be made concerning a Friend, and you will choose Wisely. Happiness will Result but you will be the Poorer in Gold. But within three years, you will embark upon Work that will greatly Enrich your Pockets.

Your Gemstone is Wulfenite. You must obtain a piece of this rare stone, keep it wrapped in a bit of Gray Cloth, and carry it in your pocket. When you reach age 30, give it to the first Red-Haired woman you Meet and Replace the stone with a Ruby, also to be carried on your Person. Your tree is the Lime Tree. You are Young, Clever, Gifted with Strange Languages, of a Noble Brow, Tend towards Self-Criticism, Hate Cruelty, A Good Lover, A Demanding Thinker, and Love Jokes.

 

[Evo]

Re: Stubs: I felt Called to go to Petsmart, where I rarely go. I was going to get him a harness & modify it to make it escape-proof, because he is sad inside so much. Cashier asked about the harness, I started crying, and I told her I had rescued a cat, he's beating up Ludwig, he's getting shot at by mean neighbors, etc. She said, "Well, I just lost my MANX of 16 years. I'll take him. And if you ever get a MANX, I'll adopt it, too." THANK YOU, LORD.

Went to her place, it's out a bit, PERFECT for Stubs, has several rescued animals there, 3 acres, and she WANTS him to hunt lizards and bugs and such. Pictures of her former Manx adorn the walls. So, Stubs has a new home. I'm pretty sad, but I can't have Ludie hurt and Stubs shot at. Stubs just despised Ludie. Ludie was very mellow and sweet to him.

That's fantastic! I am so happy to hear Stubs has a new home and that Ludwig is now safe.

BTW, cookiemonster is gorgeous!

 

[holly]

Confession:
cookiemonster
I did tweak your Fortune. I kept something out...sin of omission...a Baby...during your College Years...the Twists and Turns of Life, cookiemonster, can bring even more joy than Careful Plans! And Married Student Housing isn't so bad, really.

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I'm heartbroken over Stubs.
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P.S. I don't look at the photos on threads unless they display automatically. I am scared to click on Links. So far, I've just seen Dr. F your kitty and the Baby Skunks.

 

[cookiemonster]

I think that would be sad.

Unless I stay a college student for another decade or two!

Don't worry, holly, Evo's lying anyway.

cookiemonster

 

[plover]

Your Fortune is Mixed. Someone Insincere Lies to you Right in their Home. Later, they Wish to Talk, to make Amends. Caution Required! A Dark-Haired man and Fair-Haired Woman (silver?) lead you to a New Friend, who brings you Luck and Money.

You have an Implacable Enemy, Cruel and Dangerous. Your Awareness of this Sad Fact protects you. The Enemy will be Vanquished through a Higher Power, and Happiness will Flow to You.

You have am Important Decision to make concerning Travel to meet a Sweetheart. Happiness and Luck follow this decision.

Aside from the last bit which sounds about right (I hope), I'm afraid the cards have chosen to be elliptical with regards to me. Though it is nice to know that when I'm paranoid, I am, it seems, paranoid enough...

Your Lucky Gemstone is the Citrine. Find a triangular Cut of this stone. Set it in Gold, and carry it in a Small Tapestry Bag near to your Hand at all times. Your Tree is the Apple: You are Quiet and Shy at Times, have lots of Charm and "appeal," are very Flirtatious despite being Modest, Need Much Emotional Support, are Stubborn to a Fault, but Noble-Minded. Too Attractive to the Opposite Sex, almost.

Interesting. Some parts of this are quite accurate, while others, if defined conventionally, are almost diametrically opposed to how most people experience me, but apply in a sort of skewed sense.

∞ ∞ ∞ Many thanks O Votary of the Sanctum of Mysteries. ∞ ∞ ∞

(And I didn't even have to cross anyone's palm with silver, or even molybdenum... )

 

[The_Professional]

The Professional:
Many People Presenting in your Fortune. A Letter arrives at your house and brings a Troubling Message, possibly regarding an Older Dark-Compleckted man. Certainly Trouble Abounds concerning a New Friend with Dark Eyes -ark Hair, and Money is at the root of It. This can be Avoided if your Watch and Watch Out for Yourself. A True Friend of the Same Coloring will then Arrive in your Life.

A letter did arrive but it was good news

You will soon Receive Much Money. A New Love is Manifest as well, along with Great Happiness. It is Unknown whether this New Love is a Romantic Love, or the Arrival of a Beloved Friend, Pet, or Family Member. But Something is on the Horizon and will bring you Joy.

Sounds promising. 'New love' - Yikes! I'll try to be optimistic.

You lead a reasonable and disciplined Life, Look for Kindness, often Unhappy with your Feelings, Very Conscientious, a Strategist, full of Imagination of Originality, Hates Fighting and Stress. A Tendency Toward Vanity about your Appearance, but Justified.

Pretty accurate.

Thanks for the reading holly, very much..

 

[loseyourname]

loseyourname:
One would not wish to get the kind of fortune revealed in your Mystic Message from Beyond. You have had some bad luck in the Past, and there is More to Come: You will be Unlucky in Love soon. A new Friend proves Unworthy, Deceitful, and Cruel. Your heart will tell you to Sit at a Strange Table and take a Chance, but this will Cost you Plenty. Beware a Letter. Beware a Dark-Haired Stranger.

I've actually had amazingly great luck in the past. I don't have any new friends (and I'm not likely to meet anyone within the next month at least) and I haven't received a letter in years.

On the Positive Side, you will gain Wealth in your Work. Your Boss will be a Light-Compleckted Woman.

I don't work.

Your Lucky Gemstone is not a gemstone; it is Revealed to be a Piece of Blue Beachglass. Find such an item and place it in your pocket.

What do you know? I live on the beach. What the heck is beachglass?

Your Personal Tree is Maple Tree, indicating you are unusual, original, reserved, proud, seeking new experiences, a quick learner, have a tendency to have a complicated Love Life, and must watch your Ego. Keep a piece of Maple hung by your Front Door wherever you Reside.

Strangely enough, my house has no front door. Sucks that maples don't grow in southern California.

 

[holly]

*sigh* loseyourname.
Ah, Those without the Vision, they pick Apart the Words of the Seers and display their Literal and Argumentative Natures. So sad, so sad.

Beachglass, O Observant One, is Glass that you find on the Beach, washed Up by the waves and with a Frosty Appearance from the Etching Action of the Sand.

I am Sure that you have a Door in your Home/Hut/Cave, etc, which Functions as your Front Door. PUT THE PIECE OF MAPLE THERE. You get no letters? No email? THAT'S a letter, pal.

You're obviously eventually going to get a JOB -- someone Fetch the Smelling Salts -- and your Boss will be all over your, uh, Back all day and she'll be Fair in Color.

The Signs reveal you used to Post under a different name, too. Hmph.

 

[loseyourname]

*sigh* loseyourname.
Ah, Those without the Vision, they pick Apart the Words of the Seers and display their Literal and Argumentative Natures. So sad, so sad.

Or, it could just be that any analysis of this kind is not perfect. I never said it was completely inaccurate. If you won't take any criticism, how are you supposed to ever get any better at this?

Beachglass, O Observant One, is Glass that you find on the Beach, washed Up by the waves and with a Frosty Appearance from the Etching Action of the Sand.

Cool. I'll go look for some when I play volleyball this evening.

I am Sure that you have a Door in your Home/Hut/Cave, etc, which Functions as your Front Door. PUT THE PIECE OF MAPLE THERE. You get no letters? No email? THAT'S a letter, pal.

I do have a side door, but where the heck am I supposed to find a piece of a maple tree? I'm pretty sure they don't grow around here. As for e-mail, I haven't gotten a personal one in months. We'll see.

If all you're trying to say is that, at some point during the rest of my life, I will meet a dark-haired stranger that I can't trust, I will receive a letter that I don't like, that I'll pay for sitting at a certain table, and that I will make a new friend who is deceitful, well jeez, what skill does that take? There's probably a 99% chance the same will happen to all of us at some point in the future.

You're obviously eventually going to get a JOB -- someone Fetch the Smelling Salts -- and your Boss will be all over your, uh, Back all day and she'll be Fair in Color.

So again, at some point during the rest of my life, I'll have a job and my boss will be a white woman that hounds me throughout the day?

The Signs reveal you used to Post under a different name, too. Hmph.

Nope. That one is definitely incorrect, although I do think my girlfriend mistakenly posted under my name once.

 

[DarkAnt]

QUESTION ONE: THE FUTURE OR THE PAST

Seven of Spades, Two of Spades, Queen of Diamonds, Four of Diamonds, Ace of Hearts, Ace of Diamonds, Jack of Clubs, Nine of Diamonds

QUESTION TWO: A Warning
[no queries as to clarification of this question will be answered]
CHOOSE THREE:

STAR, SNAKE, NAIL.

QUESTION THREE: Your Lucky Gemstone and Personal Tree Revealed:
You look into the sky at dusk on a chill autumn day. There are clouds scuttling across the sky. Do you See:

Thin, gray clouds moving west

SPELL YOUR NAME BACKWARDS AFTER CHOOSING THE ABOVE.

ynohtna

 

[holly]

loseyourname:
There's always someone like you at every party. But of course, the Cards revealed That.
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DarkAnt:

The Cards you chose reveal that Trouble, Lies and Deceit are associated with a Light-Compleckted woman. You will go to her house. Beware. She may not mean ill to you, but she causes ill feelings and no happiness can result.

On the positive Side, money comes to you as the result of a letter. A dark-Compleckted young man is prominent in your future. This may be a Mirror Sign. The Signs indicate that you are dark-eyed, dark-Haired, and Pleasing to the Eye.

Warning: You have an implacable Enemy. Within or Without? Your Faith will Protect You, but not before many Struggles. You will Witness to Many. You will travel Far and Gain Tremendous Fame for Two discoveries. A Book will be Authored by you as Well and Bring you into contact with Many who will Further Your happiness.

Your Lucky Gemstone is the Watermelon Tourmaline. Obtain such a stone, cut in a primitive squared logenze, have it bezel-set in Sterling Silver, and wear it always. Others will wish to Hold it, but don't remove it from your Neck. Your Tree is the Norfolk Pine. You shelter the Weak in life, have a tremendous Hidden Talent, have a strong Sense of Justice, carry too many Loads, are Passionate, have good Taste, High in Intelligence but Arrogant at Times because of It, make a Difficult Partner, and have Unusual Dreams.

 

[loseyourname]

loseyourname:
There's always someone like you at every party. But of course, the Cards revealed That.
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I take it all back. You're perfect. I'm sure you never make any mistakes and you predict the future with amazing precision. You should move to Vegas immediately.