Kitten Lovers: Cuteness Overload

[Astronuc]

Cat chasing mouse. I wonder if it's real.

This was one of many pictures someone sent in an email of "really neat pictures".

 

[Kurdt]

for Kurdt:
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/funny-pictures-kittens-play-with-beads.jpg

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Aww I missed this. Thanks MIH . Oooh shiny red beads.

 

[Borek]

We are not alone.

We are being watched.

 

[Borek]

Stress is off, exploration time:

 

[lisab]

Stress is off, exploration time:

Do you have a new roommate, Borek? Or are you just kitty-sitting?

 

[Borek]

Kitty-sitting for two weeks. Junior is on vacations. Her name is Chałwa (Halva).

 

[Math Is Hard]

Chalwa.. that's a cool cat name.

I found an anti-gravity kitten for Evo:

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/funny-pictures-laws-do-not-apply-to-kitten.jpg

 

[Evo]

Ahahaha, proof that kittens defy gravity.

 

[Borek]

So, what are we working on today?

 

[dyosa]

is he looking for his glasses?

 

[Redbelly98]

She is obviously looking for the mouse

 

[Astronuc]

Evo already knew this, but . . . .

Cats Do Control Humans, Study Finds
http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20090713/sc_livescience/catsdocontrolhumansstudyfinds

 

[Moonbear]

I've never heard anything like that from Ember. She purrs, but that's usually her way of telling me, "I'm happy just where I am, so keep your hands off me or I'll bite!" Except when I'm scritching her butt while she's stretching, and then she's saying, "Ooh, yessssss, that's the spot, right there, keep scritching!" I almost never hear her truly meow, and that's mostly only when she's hollering, "Let me out! I don't want to go to the vet!" when she's in her carrier in the car. There's a little squeaky noise she makes that is to tell me, "Leave me alone, human! I have things to do." The rest of the time, she's pretty quiet. I must keep her fairly content without her asking.

 

[Math Is Hard]

Evo already knew this, but . . . .

Cats Do Control Humans, Study Finds
http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20090713/sc_livescience/catsdocontrolhumansstudyfinds

Pretty cool. My cat tries the purr cry first when she wants breakfast, but if I don't get up, she starts walking on on my face. It's really effective.

This guy captures cat behavior really well:

 

[Moonbear]

Pretty cool. My cat tries the purr cry first when she wants breakfast, but if I don't get up, she starts walking on on my face. It's really effective

This is why Ember only gets her crunchy food in the morning (and has enough to last until the next morning) and her wet food treats at dinner time. That way, I don't need to get up to fix her breakfast. The times she has wanted my attention in the morning, she just pounces on me. It's probably because her aim is usually pretty good for hitting my bladder that this hasn't been a particularly rewarding effort for her...once she wakes me up that way, she has to wait until I go pee before she gets whatever she was asking for (usually just that she wants to play and needs someone to toss her twist tie...yes, she has claimed all the twist ties as her toys).

 

[lisab]

Sweet Miss Phoebe manipulates me all the time...but not by purring like that cat in the article. She uses different meows, some really pathetic sounding.

What's really funny is when she plops over mid-meow, as if pretending to faint due to hunger! After she does this she always looks at me to make sure I saw it...then she runs to her dinner dish, knowing dinner is on the way.

Anyone who has animals know that they find ways to manipulate us...but we love them just the same.

 

[Redbelly98]

Lazor likes to wake me up by placing a paw, with claws half out, on my cheek, jaw or chin. If his purring or walking on the bed didn't wake me, those gentle claw pricks definitely will.

These days, this happens anytime between 5:45 (ugh) and 7:15 (okay).

 

[GeorginaS]

Lazor likes to wake me up by placing a paw, with claws half out, on my cheek, jaw or chin. If his purring or walking on the bed didn't wake me, those gentle claw pricks definitely will.

These days, this happens anytime between 5:45 (ugh) and 7:15 (okay).

Or, with Bean, paw, claws half out on my lips. That's to announce breakfast at 4:30 a.m. If that fails to rouse me, she licks my chin and that greebles me out. I try to protect my chin from her with my hands, so she licks my hands. While I wipe my hands off on her head, she licks my chin again. Truly, it's far easier and quicker to get up, feed her, and go back to bed, than argue.

She's not longer a kitten (at least to anyone save me) but she's got some great sleeping poses.

 

[lisab]

Wow, I can't believe you people don't close the bedroom door at night...I wouldn't sleep more than a couple hours at a time if Phoebe had a say. She'd prefer that I woke at 12:00 to play with her...and 1:00, and 2:30...

 

[GeorginaS]

Trust me, lisa, I tried. Do you know how long a persistent little cat can make a door go "clunk, clunk, clunk" with her paw hooked underneath it? No, no, no. It's much, much easier to get up at 4:30 a.m. and feed her. Truly. I wouldn't lie to you. Nope. Would not.

 

[Moonbear]

Yeah, I'd never get a wink of sleep if I closed the door on Ember. I can't even close the bathroom door to keep the draft out while taking a bath without having to listen to her batting at the door.

At least I don't get claws in the morning. That was the first deal I ever made with Ember...I explained to her very carefully that if she used her claws on me or my furniture, I was going to take them away and not give them back. That, along with trimming off the points every couple of weeks seems to do the trick. She never has her claws out, even when she's batting me with her paws (unlike her mother at the farm who always swats me when I stop scratching her).

But, ages ago, I used to housesit for a friend whose cat tried that claw in the face trick in the morning. She underestimated my ability to tolerate pretty much anything for the sake of more sleep...so then discovered a new trick of knocking things off the dresser one at a time, which I could still ignore, but the dog couldn't, so once the cat woke up the dog, I was doomed...the dog was going to show up and lick me to death until I got up and fed and walked him. That cat was just too clever.

All in all, given my preference for sleeping in the mornings, I think it's best I have a cat that can fend for herself in the mornings than a dog that needs to be let out or walked in the morning.

 

[Astronuc]

Lazor likes to wake me up by placing a paw, with claws half out, on my cheek, jaw or chin. If his purring or walking on the bed didn't wake me, those gentle claw pricks definitely will.

These days, this happens anytime between 5:45 (ugh) and 7:15 (okay).

Chester, our male cat, does the same thing to me, but usually around 0530 +/- 0030. He meows, smootches my face, puts paw with claws just barely extended on my face, bites at my hair (if I'm lying with my face away from him), and strolls up and down my side of the bed.

Misty, our female, likes to put her paw on my knee or shin - with claws extended. I usually gently pry them out of my skin.

 

[Astronuc]

Cute kitties video
http://video.yahoo.com/watch/5780006/15136421

Spider-cat
http://video.yahoo.com/watch/5737287/15027398

 

[Astronuc]

I love Cheetah kitties.

Fastest Mammal on Earth
http://buzz.yahoo.com/buzzlog/92995?fp=1

Eight year old Sarah clocked 100m in at 6.16 seconds and then 6.13 seconds!

 

[Borek]

Eight year old Sarah clocked 100m in at 6.16 seconds

Perhaps time for sex verification, that's what they do when females run suspiciosuly fast.

 

[Andre]

I'm working on another world record, kitten lifting.

I wonder how many more for that.

 

[muppet]

My personal favourite cat picture of all time

 

[Math Is Hard]

I'm working on another world record, kitten lifting.

I wonder how many more for that.

I think you're cat juggling. We just can't see that 3rd kitten up in the air.

 

[Astronuc]

Bobcat kitty and fawn.
http://www.thedailycute.com/?p=1384

 

[drizzle]

I'm working on another world record, kitten lifting.

I wonder how many more for that.

they’re so cute, I like little Gizmo he seems curious about things [or is it her]

My personal favourite cat picture of all time

I’m sure I’ve seen this photo somewhere here?...it’s a PFer’s avatar, isn’t it?

 

[Andre]

Ah yes, most of the time Gizmo is a very curious kitten, but not during computer class, then he dozes off.

 

[Kurdt]

Ah yes, most of the time Gizmo is a very curious kitten, but not during computer class, then he dozes off.

So that's where all our £5 notes go.

 

[drizzle]

So that's where all our £5 notes go.

I bet it was Gizmo, but would he travel all the way to Newcastle for just £5? nah he’s much smarter than that... you better check your credit card!



my god, they are adorable kittens Andre

ps. would you please stop posting photos of these little cats, I don’t want to be addicted to them

 

[Redbelly98]

My personal favourite cat picture of all time

Awesome! Thanks.

EDIT: Great pic Andre. I love black cats ∑:-)

 

[lisab]

Sweet Miss Phoebe constantly surprises me by learning new things.

Or maybe I should say, she is constantly finding new ways to teach me how to serve her. I must say, I'm a pretty good student .

Her new one: she plays piano when she wants to be fed. She was doing it today, but of course as soon as I got the camera out she stopped, simply sat down, and wouldn't even look at me. I guess she was mad that I was taking her picture instead of feeding her...which I did right after I took this pic.

 

[drizzle]

Sweet Miss Phoebe constantly surprises me by learning new things.

Or maybe I should say, she is constantly finding new ways to teach me how to serve her. I must say, I'm a pretty good student .

Her new one: she plays piano when she wants to be fed. She was doing it today, but of course as soon as I got the camera out she stopped, simply sat down, and wouldn't even look at me. I guess she was mad that I was taking her picture instead of feeding her...which I did right after I took this pic.

what a kitten you got there Lisab! I guess she’s hard to please

 

[TheStatutoryApe]

 

[internet13444]

These cats are very cute!

http://simpleinterestcalculator.org [/color]​

 

[lisab]

I'm certain that all cat servants know this drill: you get up from your chair to go to do something (get a drink/go to the restroom/eat/answer the phone/ etc.). You come back and your cat is in a deep, deep, deep sleep in the warm place where you were sitting.

So tonight I tried something new...I put my laptop where I was sitting. There! That will hold my spot, the perfect place holder.

NOT!

Aaaahhh...I love my Sweet Miss Phoebe .

 

[Evo]

I'm certain that all cat servants know this drill: you get up from your chair to go to do something (get a drink/go to the restroom/eat/answer the phone/ etc.). You come back and your cat is in a deep, deep, deep sleep in the warm place where you were sitting.

So tonight I tried something new...I put my laptop where I was sitting. There! That will hold my spot, the perfect place holder.

NOT!

Aaaahhh...I love my Sweet Miss Phoebe .

Aww, how sweet.

Well, a few years ago I had my work laptop open and left it. When I came back, the computer wasn't working. My male cat had "marked" it. It seems laptops have a low tolerance for cat spray.

 

[GeorginaS]

I'm certain that all cat servants know this drill: you get up from your chair to go to do something (get a drink/go to the restroom/eat/answer the phone/ etc.). You come back and your cat is in a deep, deep, deep sleep in the warm place where you were sitting.

So tonight I tried something new...I put my laptop where I was sitting. There! That will hold my spot, the perfect place holder.

NOT!


Aaaahhh...I love my Sweet Miss Phoebe .

That is adorable, LisaB. Who had Phoebe written to?

 

[GeorginaS]

I realize she's not a kitten, per se, but she's a kitten to me.

After a long day's travel, Bean climbed to the top platform of her scratching post and was promptly unconscious for a very long time.

 

[Moonbear]

I think Ember only sleeps when I'm not home. The whole rest of the time, she's plotting her attacks. I would never be able to sneak up and get a picture of her in a sleeping pose like that. The moment I move to reach for the camera, she's on full alert.

I think the problem Phoebe has is that you've been obviously sitting in her spot, lisab! Ember and I sit across from each other, usually. She gets the loveseat and I get the sofa. Sometimes she opts for the back of the sofa. If I have a blanket on my feet, she'll sit on my feet. They must be too cold otherwise.

 

[Andre]

That is adorable, LisaB. Who had Phoebe written to?

To Gizmo of course, something about black charm.

 

[Borek]

And a little bit earlier technology:

This computer was getting quite warm during work. Guess in which place it was getting warm

It was also pretty easy to warm yourself just by carrying it around

 

[Borek]

While looking for the portable catputer picture I found another one, taken at about the same time. Cat have seen us opening the door and he knew it is basically a matter of pushing door handle down:

He never succeded though, spring was too hard.

 

[drizzle]

is there an anti-kitten lovers, I need it


they are awesome kittens. Gizmo that copycat! I sleep on my keyboard too

 

[mgb_phys]

Cat have seen us opening the door and he knew it is basically a matter of pushing door handle down:

We had to reverse the door handle so it lifted up - it was the only way not to be woken each morning by a cat on the bed.

The same cat could open the fridge door - she never ate anything, just liked to lay in front of it to keep cool in summer.

 

[Evo]

I had bathroom sink faucet handles that were L shaped instead of round and the cats learned that they could hook their paw around it and turn the faucet on. They much prefer fresh running water to stagnant bowl water and I'd come home and hear water running. I had to remember to close all bathroom doors. A couple of them also taught themselves to use the toilet. The first time I walked by the bathroom and heard someone urinating in the toilet when I knew I was alone in the house was a heart stopper.

 

[mgb_phys]

A couple of them also taught themselves to use the toilet. The first time I walked by the bathroom and heard someone urinating in the toilet when I knew I was alone in the house was a heart stopper.

It's teaching them to flush that's tricky