Kitten Lovers: Cuteness Overload

[Evo]

I love this.

As seen in a dog's diary:

7 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favorite!

8 am- Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!

9 am- Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!

Noon- Oh boy! The yard! My favorite!

2 pm- Oh boy! A car ride! My favorite!

3 pm- Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!

4 pm- Oh boy! Playing ball! My favorite!

6 pm- Oh boy! Welcome home Mom! My favorite!

7 pm- Oh boy! Welcome home Dad! My favorite!

8 pm- Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!

9 pm- Oh boy! Tummy rubs on the couch! My favorite!

11 pm- Oh boy! Sleeping in my people's bed! My favorite!


As seen in a cat's diary:


Day 183 of my captivity...

My captors continued to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The
only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild
satisfaction I get from clawing the furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another
house plant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their
feet While they were walking almost succeeded - must try this at the top of
the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I
once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair - must try this
on their bed.

Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt To
make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear in their
hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I
was. - Hmmm, not working according to plan.

There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in
solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell
the food. More important, I overheard that my confinement was due to my
powers of inducing "allergies."- Must learn what this is and how to use it
to my advantage.

I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog
is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously
a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant and
speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to
his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured.

But I can wait - it is only a matter of time.

 

[larkspur]

That's funny Evo!

 

[Borek]

Simply truth.

 

[Andre]

Simply truth.

Absolute, at no point in the shooting session I was able to communicate and get her to look at me.

 

[Math Is Hard]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/funny-pictures-cat-eats-baseball-players.jpg

har har har

 

[lisab]

THIS explains why I'm always finding short, black hairs on my spoons...


http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/1273/sweetphoebeintheutensilzj2.jpg

 

[Andre]

THIS explains why I'm always finding short, black hairs on my spoons...


http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/1273/sweetphoebeintheutensilzj2.jpg

Excellent detective work, Lisa, Caught red ... black handed

 

[Borek]

THIS explains why I'm always finding short, black hairs on my spoons...

Have you tried to close the drawer?

 

[lisab]

Have you tried to close the drawer?

Yes, I do...but my teenage daughter? Not so much.

 

[Evo]

THIS explains why I'm always finding short, black hairs on my spoons...


http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/1273/sweetphoebeintheutensilzj2.jpg

That's what I call a Cutensil.

 

[Borek]

Yes, I do...but my teenage daughter? Not so much.

Teenager... so those safety locks for kids won't work.

 

[larkspur]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/N63r-EyuRpY&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/N63r-EyuRpY&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

 

[larkspur]

Why the printer won't work

http://s2.photobucket.com/albums/y20/PerthPurplePenguin/vids/?action=view&current=cvUMHvLZ.flv"

 

[Redbelly98]

Ha ha that's great!

 

[Moonbear]

http://s2.photobucket.com/albums/y20/PerthPurplePenguin/vids/?action=view&current=cvUMHvLZ.flv"

Ember does that! I have to lock her out of my office when I'm printing! The first time, I did what I often do, started a print job and walked away. Later, when I noticed the ink all over her paws, I went CRAZY trying to find what she got into, expecting to find a half-eaten pen or ink bottle knocked over somewhere. Took me a while to realize she was attacking the printer.

 

[Evo]

I found the purrfect gift for Jellyroll and Ember, Kitty Wigs!

http://www.kittywigs.com/

 

[larkspur]

Ember does that! I have to lock her out of my office when I'm printing! The first time, I did what I often do, started a print job and walked away. Later, when I noticed the ink all over her paws, I went CRAZY trying to find what she got into, expecting to find a half-eaten pen or ink bottle knocked over somewhere. Took me a while to realize she was attacking the printer.

You ought to get that on video! Ember sounds like quite a character.

 

[larkspur]

I found the purrfect gift for Jellyroll and Ember, Kitty Wigs!

http://www.kittywigs.com/

Ha! funny! I would consider one for a gag if they were not $50.

 

[turbo]

Fetch!http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j20/condoleaser/pootiefetch.jpg

 

[edward]

The blue eyed, long tailed, crotch dwelling froot bat ( actually a cat). Where can I get one?

 

[BobG]

The first 'lolcats'.

http://members.shaw.ca/pelorian/flk01.jpg

http://members.shaw.ca/pelorian/flk06.jpg

From Harry Whittier Frees's early books - The Little Folks of Animal Land (1915) for example.

 

[Astronuc]

Two rare white lion cubs born in Belgrade zoo
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20081214/sc_afp/serbiaanimals

Cute kitties!

 

[OAQfirst]

this tha best thread on teh nets! Kitten crashed on the board:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/suzanneandsimon/2075822617/

 

[Astronuc]

New Year's resolutions for cats:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsJYrW9Ylb0

 

[larkspur]

Loved it Astro! Especially the pool scene!

 

[Borek]

IMHO kid deserved the bath

 

[Math Is Hard]

IMHO kid deserved the bath

That was truly LOLsome!

 

[Astronuc]

Loved it Astro! Especially the pool scene!

Don't you just love conservation of momentum. Smart cat!

 

[larkspur]

http://www.esaba.com/cats/catimagessimple2/301258.jpg

 

[Math Is Hard]

I think my head just exploded.

 

[turbo]

Don't you just love conservation of momentum. Smart cat!

Just a tiny little kick!

 

[Astronuc]

http://www.esaba.com/cats/catimagessimple2/301258.jpg

[/URL] Aawwwwwww!111 What a cutie!

 

[Math Jeans]

This is a pic of my cat, Mocha, that made it onto the home-page of icanhascheezburger.com.

 

[turbo]

I can has new monitor...please?

 

[Math Jeans]

I can has new monitor...please?

I'm not going to lie, that cat makes me want one.

 

[physics girl phd]

Save the sea kittens PETA campaign (because fish really just aren't cute enough to save):

http://www.peta.org/sea_kittens/"

Here's mine:

 

[Math Jeans]

PETA and kittens are two words that I thought I would never hear together.

 

[Borek]

Not mine, Junior took it few years ago. Its his desk at the time.

 

[The Dagda]

How come the cute animals never seem to need saving? Actually scratch that I just answered my own question: fluffy bunnies!

 

[Borek]

Actually, this one was saved. When Junior brought it home kitty was so skinny it was barely able to move.

 

[larkspur]

What a cutie!

 

[physics girl phd]

Nothing like a game of parchesi to put someone in our house to sleep...

 

[Evo]

Nothing like a game of parchesi to put someone in our house to sleep...

That's an unusual reddish brown fur there.

I had a gray cat mixed with a butter cream fur that was very beautiful.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rooyt3ptNco

 

[mgb_phys]

The cat isn't being cute - it's just caught between the eternal cat dilemma of deciding whether to eat or sleep. It's the only reason they let us live!

 

[Ivan Seeking]

The cat isn't being cute - it's just caught between the eternal cat dilemma of deciding whether to eat or sleep. It's the only reason they let us live!

That cat looks exactly like my Little Tyke who seems to like deer but hasn't reached play mode with them yet. We have caught our other cats playing hide-n-seek with the deer, in the bushes.

 

[Math Is Hard]

Spider cat.. Spider cat..

 

[turbo]

Spider cat.. Spider cat..

I had the spiral stairs blocked off so the ferrets had to stay downstairs, but we had a little female who learned how to get past the barrier using just that method.

 

[Math Is Hard]

for Kurdt:
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/funny-pictures-kittens-play-with-beads.jpg

 

[Evo]

Those are adorable! That is the purrfect kitten stage, when their little tails stick out like that. This is the beginning of their "anti gravity" stage.