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Goat milk of course.Smurf said:
Late for Work - Should I Rush or Play it Safe?
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The forum discussion revolves around the dilemma of whether to rush to catch a train or play it safe in potentially dangerous situations, particularly in high-alert environments. Participants humorously suggest various t-shirt slogans related to terrorism and safety, showcasing a mix of dark humor and absurdity. The conversation highlights the absurdity of the situation while addressing the seriousness of responding to threats from authorities. Ultimately, the original poster admits to being late, opting for caution over risk.
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This discussion is beneficial for social psychologists, humor researchers, and individuals interested in public safety and emergency response strategies. It also appeals to those studying the intersection of humor and serious topics in societal contexts.
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"Kalashnikov - Think outside the bomb"
"If life were like that... you wouldn't need a RPG-7 AT infantry gun"
"The bigger blower-upper"
"It's what your right arm's for" (any application really - no modification necessary)
"Please bomb responsibly" (oh how much fun could you have with that one!)
"Semtex gives you wings"
and my personal favorite:
"Bombers Wanted"
"If life were like that... you wouldn't need a RPG-7 AT infantry gun"
"The bigger blower-upper"
"It's what your right arm's for" (any application really - no modification necessary)
"Please bomb responsibly" (oh how much fun could you have with that one!)
"Semtex gives you wings"
and my personal favorite:
"Bombers Wanted"
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plastique
When words
just aren't enough
When words
just aren't enough
Nike
Shoe Bombs
Just blew it.
Shoe Bombs
Just blew it.
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wwjd
What Would Jihad Do?
What Would Jihad Do?
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The Smoking Man said:
That's a best seller if ever I seen one.
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Tarheel
2 that have stuck with me.
*When push comes to shove... I'd rather have an AK-47 to shove with*
*Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life!*
*When push comes to shove... I'd rather have an AK-47 to shove with*
*Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life!*
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Amerika
Tanks for the memories.
Tanks for the memories.
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Coalition of the Willing
If you're not with us, you're an electrician
If you're not with us, you're an electrician
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Coalition of the Willing
If you're with us, you're friendly fire
If you're with us, you're friendly fire
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Daisy Cutters
For Weddings/Barbeques
For Weddings/Barbeques
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Pengwuino
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I hate hwen i don't understand these things :|
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The line forms over there ... and there ... and there ...Smurf said:
Or
People with CV need not apply
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Smurf
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Iraqi Jihad
Be all you can be
Be all you can be
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The Smoking Man
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Tourism Canada
not just for target paractice any more
not just for target paractice any more
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Smurf
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"I'm Canadian. Honest."
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The Smoking Man
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WMD
I hear you're looking for me?
I hear you're looking for me?
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WMD
Pull my finger
Pull my finger
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Tailor of Death
Because you're worth it!
Because you're worth it!
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Suicide Bomber Hits
Alla me, Why not take Alla me?
Alla Want for Christmas is my Two Front Teeth
Do You Know The Way To San Jose
Georgia On My Mined
Alla me, Why not take Alla me?
Alla Want for Christmas is my Two Front Teeth
Do You Know The Way To San Jose
Georgia On My Mined
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Rodney Danger Laden
When my wife sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house
When my wife sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house
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Smurf
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War on Terror
Eat. Laugh. Share.
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Smurf
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Struggle Against Extremism
Enjoy
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Thank you Judy Garland
"Clang, clang, clang," went the trolley,
"Ding, ding, ding," went the bell.
"Zing, zing, zing," went my heart-strings,
For the moment I saw him I fell.
"Chug, chug, chug," went the motor,
"Bump, bump, bump," went the brake,
"Thump, thump, thump," went my heart strings,
"Boom, boom, boom" went his vest.
"Clang, clang, clang," went the trolley,
"Ding, ding, ding," went the bell.
"Zing, zing, zing," went my heart-strings,
For the moment I saw him I fell.
"Chug, chug, chug," went the motor,
"Bump, bump, bump," went the brake,
"Thump, thump, thump," went my heart strings,
"Boom, boom, boom" went his vest.
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this thread got weird fast.
ps, i ended up being late. Didnt risk it.
ps, i ended up being late. Didnt risk it.
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Your Bomb or your Brain
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Art
I hope you weren't moving suspiciously slowly. Some SO19 terminator might have suspected it was the weight of your hidden bomb slowing you down.mapper said:
And we all know what happens when one of those guys gets the faintest inkling of a suspicion.
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All your bomb
r belong to us
r belong to us
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Mercator
I wonder how this all started. I have been looking for the first suicide bomber ever, but I can't find a trace of him.
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hypatia
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this may give you some info on the history of suicide bombers
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_bombers#History
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_bombers#History
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Mental Gridlock
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Sorry if this is too late...
"If you can read this then I haven't detonated yet."
"Support your local terrorists, use public trasportation"
Bumper sticker : (not t-shirt) :
"This car goes from 0 to violent explosion in 4.2 seconds."
"If you can read this then I haven't detonated yet."
"Support your local terrorists, use public trasportation"
Bumper sticker : (not t-shirt) :
"This car goes from 0 to violent explosion in 4.2 seconds."