News Late for Work - Should I Rush or Play it Safe?

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The discussion revolves around the dilemma of whether to run to catch a train or play it safe, especially in a context involving armed police and heightened security alerts. Participants emphasize the importance of complying with police requests in potentially dangerous situations, particularly in cities with high terror alerts. The conversation quickly shifts to dark humor and satirical commentary on terrorism, with users joking about t-shirt slogans that mock or trivialize serious topics related to terrorism and violence. This leads to a series of absurd and provocative ideas for merchandise that play on the themes of terrorism, often blending humor with a critique of societal responses to such threats. The thread culminates in a mix of laughter and absurdity, reflecting on the bizarre nature of the conversation while acknowledging the serious undertones of the initial question about safety and urgency. Ultimately, the original poster admits to being late, choosing not to risk running for the train.
  • #31
Smurf said:
I don't know about the mustouche, we have to make sure we don't violate any copyright or trademark laws. But we'll go as far as we can.
Goat milk of course.
 
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  • #32
"Kalashnikov - Think outside the bomb"
"If life were like that... you wouldn't need a RPG-7 AT infantry gun"
"The bigger blower-upper"
"It's what your right arm's for" (any application really - no modification necessary)
"Please bomb responsibly" (oh how much fun could you have with that one!)
"Semtex gives you wings"

and my personal favorite:
"Bombers Wanted"
 
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  • #33
plastique
When words
just aren't enough​


Nike
Shoe Bombs
Just blew it.​
 
  • #34
wwjd
What Would Jihad Do?​
 
  • #35
The Smoking Man said:
wwjd
What Would Jihad Do?​

That's a best seller if ever I seen one.
 
  • #36
2 that have stuck with me.

*When push comes to shove... I'd rather have an AK-47 to shove with*

*Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life!*
 
  • #37
Amerika
Tanks for the memories.​
 
  • #38
Coalition of the Willing
If you're not with us, you're an electrician​
 
  • #39
Coalition of the Willing
If you're with us, you're friendly fire ​
 
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  • #40
Daisy Cutters
For Weddings/Barbeques​
 
  • #41
The Smoking Man said:
Coalition of the Willing
If you're not with us, you're an electrician​


I hate hwen i don't understand these things :|
 
  • #42
Smurf said:
and my personal favorite:
"Bombers Wanted"
The line forms over there ... and there ... and there ...

Or

People with CV need not apply
 
  • #43
Iraqi Jihad
Be all you can be​
 
  • #44
Tourism Canada
not just for target paractice any more​
 
  • #45
"I'm Canadian. Honest."​
 
  • #46
WMD
I hear you're looking for me?​
 
  • #47
WMD
Pull my finger​
 
  • #48
Tailor of Death
Because you're worth it!​
 
  • #49
Suicide Bomber Hits
Alla me, Why not take Alla me?
Alla Want for Christmas is my Two Front Teeth
Do You Know The Way To San Jose
Georgia On My Mined​
 
  • #50
Rodney Danger Laden
When my wife sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house​
 
  • #51
War on Terror
​
Eat. Laugh. Share.​
 
  • #52
Struggle Against Extremism​
Enjoy​
 
  • #53
Thank you Judy Garland

"Clang, clang, clang," went the trolley,
"Ding, ding, ding," went the bell.
"Zing, zing, zing," went my heart-strings,
For the moment I saw him I fell.

"Chug, chug, chug," went the motor,
"Bump, bump, bump," went the brake,
"Thump, thump, thump," went my heart strings,
"Boom, boom, boom" went his vest.
 
  • #54
this thread got weird fast.

ps, i ended up being late. Didnt risk it.
 
  • #55
Your Bomb or your Brain​
 
  • #56
mapper said:
this thread got weird fast.

ps, i ended up being late. Didnt risk it.
I hope you weren't moving suspiciously slowly. Some SO19 terminator might have suspected it was the weight of your hidden bomb slowing you down. :biggrin:

And we all know what happens when one of those guys gets the faintest inkling of a suspicion.
 
  • #57
All your bomb
r belong to us​
 
  • #58
I wonder how this all started. I have been looking for the first suicide bomber ever, but I can't find a trace of him.
 
  • #60
Sorry if this is too late...

"If you can read this then I haven't detonated yet."

"Support your local terrorists, use public trasportation"

Bumper sticker : (not t-shirt) :

"This car goes from 0 to violent explosion in 4.2 seconds."
 

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