News Late for Work - Should I Rush or Play it Safe?

[Smurf]

War on Terror
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Eat. Laugh. Share.​

 

[Smurf]

Struggle Against Extremism​

Enjoy​

 

[The Smoking Man]

Thank you Judy Garland

"Clang, clang, clang," went the trolley,
"Ding, ding, ding," went the bell.
"Zing, zing, zing," went my heart-strings,
For the moment I saw him I fell.

"Chug, chug, chug," went the motor,
"Bump, bump, bump," went the brake,
"Thump, thump, thump," went my heart strings,
"Boom, boom, boom" went his vest.

 

[mapper]

this thread got weird fast.

ps, i ended up being late. Didnt risk it.

 

[vanesch]

Your Bomb or your Brain​

 

[Art]

this thread got weird fast.

ps, i ended up being late. Didnt risk it.

I hope you weren't moving suspiciously slowly. Some SO19 terminator might have suspected it was the weight of your hidden bomb slowing you down.

And we all know what happens when one of those guys gets the faintest inkling of a suspicion.

 

[mapper]

All your bomb
r belong to us​

 

[Mercator]

I wonder how this all started. I have been looking for the first suicide bomber ever, but I can't find a trace of him.

 

[hypatia]

this may give you some info on the history of suicide bombers

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_bombers#History

 

[Mental Gridlock]

Sorry if this is too late...

"If you can read this then I haven't detonated yet."

"Support your local terrorists, use public trasportation"

Bumper sticker : (not t-shirt) :

"This car goes from 0 to violent explosion in 4.2 seconds."

 

[Mental Gridlock]

"Car bombs: the modern alternative to kamikaze camels."

 

[Art]

I wonder how this all started. I have been looking for the first suicide bomber ever, but I can't find a trace of him.

Very droll

 

[Smurf]

I wonder how this all started. I have been looking for the first suicide bomber ever, but I can't find a trace of him.

That made me laugh out loud, great one.